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beam-meh-up-scotty: sir-norm: asapsteve: onsumnastyshit: teamshy: thatkidfromharlem: Harlem Shake’d on em MY NIGGA Can’t fucking touch me Snappin’ never seen so much flex in one post. LMFAO Hands can’t hit what the eyes can’t
hyphyhour: techniciantraveller: skylark-in-the-park: deadniggastorageunit: lyriciss: Genius. Oh god I am delirious…. Hahaha! I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. Oh my god. Ok, Wth!? LMFAO!! But…does he look like a bitch!? XD
rickyoppar: can i be the floor or can someone magically teleport me under him?
ladygagathasterror: duckstapler: one of these pictures is supposed to be a redo of the other, drawn one year apart can you tell which is the new revamped version??? no they’re both bad lmfao jesus fuck “LOOK IVE IMPROVED MY ART” *crampsts
rubbyrubbishbin: diarrheaheartfailure: fiztheancient: lmfao “I CAN’T AFFORD TO TIP BUT I CAN AFFORD TO GO OUT TO EAT” is some of the stupidest fucking shit ive heard. eating out in general is way more expensive than cooking at home, so if you
rokkan: I can’t believe Arino is fucking dead
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
godnibblets: I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
nidoqueeen: orion-cielo: bodyneutral1237hr7849oso: this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :( that is a pomegranate. no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
johanvandemerwe: laliberty: Administration, we can all rest a little bit easier tonight. Yesterday at approximately 17:00 hours, a one Mr. Rooster Monkburn was successfully disarmed when a TSA agent confiscated the monkey sock puppet’s two-inch,
'you can't sexualize robots'
unlty: “Can I see your phone?” “Yea hold on”
officialunitedstates: someone who cusses too frequently: not important someone who doesn’t cuss: important, willing to listen to their opinions a kangaroo: really cool animal. i like how they have pouches and can kick
64px: 64px: i want to buy a domain name like skeleton.com or skeleton.net and justh ave this picture on the website dreams can become a reality http://skeletons.co.vu/ reblogging lots of bones lately so time to make a tag for it
coffeedunk: hyenadip: dobescrusher: history1970s: valvala: ladygolem: hexfawn: i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself this is fucked up nailed it i got “bug core” n that’s accurate as fuck im goin to bed now goodnight
princeowl: really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’
bonerfart: PRIVATE! I’VE BEEN I’VE BEEN HEARING ROUND THE BARRACKS YOU’VE BEEN ‘COMPLAINING’ YOU’VE BEEN SQUISHY ALL WEEK, CONFIRM OR DENY YES SIR DADDY SIR I CAN CONFIRM! NO OFFENSE SERGEANT BUT WE’VE BEEN STUCK OUT IN HERE IN THIS
greyestjpg: i-dont-sell-urls: greyestjpg: i-dont-sell-urls: breakfast hey op can i ask a question? Sure :) why did my wife leave me
moonlandingwasfaked: moonlandingwasfaked: I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost hiswhole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the
ryu1964: f-u-b-u: fans-tastic: thanks @f-u-b-u they can eat their tootsies now if you want to donate, i can buy more tootsies for them No You can’t Have it
dinuguan: fakepreme: dinuguan: dinuguan: Go sharty, it’s your squirt day We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.
spoonster: beelzebubisdishwashersafe: jewnicorn666: dollyfarton: intheflood: itsfunnytome: German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”. i love you this man owns my language barriered heart. Flula is my dream German i can’t tell
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ckings: turbo-kitty: fifty-shadesofgay: seerofsarcasm: I CAN’T this is my favorite post on tumblr okay THAT COST ů?! WTF AMAZON I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD
lebritanyarmor: ghdos: lebritanyarmor: kingjaffejoffer: black people Lmfao. I can’t help but reblog this. This is why African-Americans continue to be the greatest people on the planet. Lmfao I fucking love this.
so according to antis fiction = reality so if that’s the case where can i find g/nji sh/mada so he can fucking step on me :/
sincerely-baekhyun: keuriseu: Can we take a moment to look at how Chen just walks away like nothing happened? LOL he doesnt have time for peasants standing in his way
tarynel: lenadreamsingold: chyna-ros3: captainplantain: *logs on facebook* *logs off* 😂😭😂 I’d be like bye nigga 👋🏾 These niggas gotta be trolling. WAT Lmfao FB be full of fuckery tho. I hadn’t been on since before New Years,
memosfromlevi: pharaoh-doll: I turned around and noticed it looks like Levi is horrified by Elizabeth. “I don’t know how to deal with being the tall one.” He’s so traumatized about his new Titan status D:
nuclear-tan: He can’t even look
nendoroid-adventures: Heichou can’t reach his horse…
tastefullyoffensive: Can’t we all just get along?
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos: illkim: when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them. You could finish him or finish him
thus-im-bored: sorry lol paradoxalteddybear
mydogsnokes: my friend tried to take a panoramic photo of me and this is how it turned out i can’t stop laughing
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: actualvriskaserket: bloosweater: teppelin: sexyspoon: pyrates: i think this is how i feel most of the time i got u balloons you are so cute i got u a cat i made you a cake hey guys can i
meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city. >don’t know why the guards let him in. >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over. >Comes back with arrows
frantzfandom: afrosinspace: nearlyzero: themissmaria: fuckyeahmeeko-deactivated202007: The homage to Stevie J rat face LMFAO! LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE LMFAO He really be thinking he look so cool lol dONE why
I can never relate to any of these squad posts on any type of social media, because I don’t have a squad or friends.The only squad I have consists of three of my four-legged dog friends, and they don’t even include me in their squad.
ryanphantom: you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!! old users:
lebritanyarmor: guyamarie: thetattedstoner: flickerman: When you can’t handle your liquor Lmao Meeeeeee lmfao me in 16 days .
knsth: me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4
superselected: ‘Chewing Gum’ Creator and Star Michaela Coel Features in VIBE. “I’m black, I’m dark and I’m f**king beautiful. My skin is gorgeous, I love myself, people with good eyesight love me too, and the rest of the world can f**k themselves.”
actuallyrealenjolras: sarcasticsabreur: relatableed: bleed-in-ink: Constantly torn between “if I show symptoms I’m real and valid” and “I can’t show any symptoms because then I’ll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.” Dont
sh0wstoppah: loveeeternity: jeseussindigo: cheeseandquackers: bblackgoldd: sugar-nextdoor: DEAD Lmfao!!! VINEGAR?! Bahhhhhagahahaja Lmao nooo lmfao…nah, can’t fade lol wdf IM SERIOUSLY CRYING REAL TEARS
Igotbored& now I can’t stop laughing
dacelio: You’re already bald…but I can still snatch YOUR SOUL
bromar: time to jerk my dick before i shower so i can wash the guilt off right after
lucillesballs: “think you can handle my 10 inches?” *sticks tip in*
mattheww:girl: “daddy, will you play tea party with me so we can SPILL THAT FUCKING TEA BITCH!!!” dad: “YAAAAASSSS KWEEN!!!”
sonypraystation: eastafriqueen: “Jesus calling you bruh you can’t keep hanging up” lmfaoooo this nigga is stealing hearts like that nigga from naruto
sauvamente: thestoicgod: demho3zhatinq: 🗣LISTEN TO HER You can do this but you have to limit yourself to like some time to leave or else you’ll be paying for shit like Jordans and groceries
Can we just all agree girls and boys all want to be the golden girls when were old
rupelover: justlookatthosesausages: oh my gods the SFX secret actually is so ridiculous i can’t stop laughing oh my god. this is so freaking cool and hilarious.
i can’t stfu about broccoli cheddar soup but really i just have such a mighty need to eat like 50 pounds of it so if anyone wants to buy me panera or make me soup it’d be g r e a T
sciencememe:draumstafir: I’m shitting oh my GOD why can’t i, an AMERICAN, carry a GUN in a PUBLIC STORE, because i’m an AMERICAN, but GAYS are ALLOWED TO EXIST
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
chiesatonakas: dear fire emblem: can we be gay in this one
I have no one to text, I lost my headphones & I can’t read my book while I eat so I’m literally scrolling through the only two apps I have
