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wild-b-a-r-b-i-e: THIS IS LITERALLY ME EVERY FUCKING DAY AT SCHOOL WITH ALL THE DISGUSTING PEOPLE Me and Kerry today in the hallway

thelittlestgypsy: hennyandcoke: sarcasticsweetness: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA This TOTALLY happened to me today so accurate This literally happens to

thelittlestgypsy: hennyandcoke: sarcasticsweetness: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA This TOTALLY happened to me today so accurate This literally happens to

The National is just the best band I’ve ever had the pleasure of listening to. They just give me so many feels, I literally cried today when I heard this song. There’s just something so melancholy and beautiful about their music.

Daddy took me to Build-A-Bear today. This bear is literally me 😙

littlewildfyre: werenotadulting: Daddy took me to Build-A-Bear today. This bear is literally me 😙 *shakes hand* Hi there, Literally me! My name is Van! 😂 omg I love you

I met someone mean today /: So first off I’m a sophomore and today I had P.E. and I literally do not know anyone in there and today a freshmen girl came up to me and she said she was alone too so she randomly started talking to me and I felt

Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.

snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

@staff the p0#n bots are multiplying again. And today literally all of the ones that have followed me today have had the word “teen” in their url. So…child p0#n quite possibly as well.

Seeing the boy I loved completely replace me for someone who lives all the way in fucking Sweden that he’s never met irl when I literally live right down the street ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INFURIATES ME. I hate that he’s happy with her. That should

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

kingmunsterxvii: Games like Animal Crossing that give you a reason to play every day are great for coping with anxiety/depression because yeah life is terrifying but that bush you planted today? It’s gonna be slightly bigger tomorrow and that at least

astropolice: scienceandrollerskates: Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site. Oh well. Would you like them? OH GOD OH NO IT’S LITERALLY ME I’M THE CALMING MANATEE These make me feel a lot better

lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me: This was literally me at work today. Man I wanted to kill someone.

he's lying to u girl

I’m A Total Trash Mammal!

quaculaarchive:quaculaarchive:metaphorically at a party missing my wifeinterpret this as you will. but life is like being at a party and you miss your wife

beardedboggan: jesussbabymomma: thejoeboard: robmyheart: SHE DID THAT me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036 Every time I see this video, it renews me Literally me today at Easter.

it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.

toofxckingradical: Literally me today

zodiaccity: Zodiac Leo Facts! TheZodiacCity.com – For more interesting facts on the zodiac signs, click here. Literally me today. I was lookin hella cute

Literally for the past hour I’ve typed big long personal posts into this box and I’ve deleted them all. I honestly don’t see the point in talking about things so personal to me. I don’t really see what good can come from it.

notebelow: sodomymcscurvylegs: bulph: kyleehenke: the lord tested me today This literally took me an hour to do and i eventually just got lucky You can cheese this puzzle by flipping the ENTIRE platform upside-down. Then you just have to roll the

kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been

SpongeBob SquarePants

dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

cheakai: ughle: flavvoure: exhali: topahz: euoria: euoria: euoria: euoria: me today me yesterday me everyday me forever this picture represents my whole life i just realized the first 4 comments are from the same person My dog literally

pinklets: LITERALLY ME TODAY

swordchant: this was literally me today

Literally had a dead baby forced upon me today. But the con was great for zombie & horror lovers. 😈 Glad I have my fellow goth princess @patronbarbie for such events. 💀👑

thetomboywithheadphones: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said

thetomboywithheadphones: bunnyinthebasement: dragonsateyourtoast: thetomboywithheadphones: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today

take-me-to-neverrrland beanieaddict literally me today. I took a 4 hr nap

Hahahah literally me today but it was still true

another lost angel👼

These texts are from yesterday but I’ve been so busy today! The use of emojis is ridiculous but it’s literally all we’ve known for over a year, anyway, he makes me smile so hard, my heart actually skipped a beat! I really can’t wait to see him

I feel like absolute death today, have a cyst, some sickness and my body has turned against me for not being pregnant so im out for the day

I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser

novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

stridurr: dirzette: passtheammunition: W-Why is it already so hot today? ^^^ Literately me right now. It felt like it was in the 90’s today! FUCK! I had to go home and change due to me overheating. Florida, please cool your tits. oh my god this

ever since i started to talk about Nepeta and how amazing she is but also talking about her bad fandom treatment as well as other females’ i’ve had so many men begin to harass me and spew hate towards me it’s really sad and disgusting,

Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses

dabcandycannabis: c0cainementhols: whiteboydrugs: same Literal me when coming down. Me today lol

vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

hdandie: Me: *showers* Me: I am literally excelling in life. Mental illness where??

louise-loren: youcantescapeyouself: reqrets: i feel like this gif represents my life Literally me all day today Literally me everyday

pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or

Dyed my hair today! Had so much fun with my hairdresser, I changed my mind literally four times about the colors, but I’m proud of the results! Love them so much meow

ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day

georgiapeachesandpearls: larrycoincidences: do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing Literally me today.

themotherfuckingclickerkid: Me today at work freaking out literally any coworker who runs into me in the kitchen and makes the mistake of asking me ‘what’s up’

I literally JUST get a chance to sit down and I have a shit ton of messages and emails in regards to content purchased today. Y’all don’t even give me a second to open up my orders damn!

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