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family-anal-sex: “Omg bro did you literally just blow all of that load inside me?! I’m not on the pill!” “Mmmm fuck yeah you’re gonna look hot pregnant!” “Omg my fucking bro has just impregnated me! Fuck it from now on just fill me up,
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
ocarlna: I’M LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
Seeing the boy I loved completely replace me for someone who lives all the way in fucking Sweden that he’s never met irl when I literally live right down the street ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INFURIATES ME. I hate that he’s happy with her. That should
I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone but no luck :/ I’m not just sitting here waiting for people to talk to me first. I’m literally sending messages here and there, waiting for replies, and trying not to sound so
The universe is constantly fucking reminding me how forever alone I am. I’m seeing couples literally e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e
rdjobsessions: edxy: clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere
it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.
cosmic artsu
on the topic of bras, pro tip: don’t fucking work at victoria’s secret u will end up spending ur entire paycheck and giving them back their money anyway
i’m fucking laughing the e liters in thsi match were at5 fucking war with each other while me and this other nozzlenose were battling it out and everyone was just dying everywhere.
youre on the point and this guy slaps your ass wyd
bundibird: bundibird: Thats….. literally a fucking nightmare, God, what the FUCK. I wanna say “who the fuck thought that would be a good idea,” but I already know it was a Nice Guy TM This makes me want to never fucking set foot out my front
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
a-tribe-called-tress: thatsyawholethanghuh: a-tribe-called-tress: Depression can literally cause you to not want to do anything. Depression is not your fault. no really this is important. &then its like you get so hype when you have the energy
zaynisdesi:what really gets me is that the victims of the shooting were good fucking people like there is literally no way to demonize them so the media just isn’t talking about it and that sickens me fuck this country
aloha-kiddo: surfahri: ozeia: ozeia: chanel-tiger: girlchoking: this makes me so fucking sad idk This looks so happy this is literally my fucking dream I should reblog this once a week to keep reminding me that Hawaii is soon X xo
jaclcfrost: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck
The sexual deprivation is literally killing me
I hate confrontation and anything that leads to it. I hate it so much because I anticipate my temper blowing up. It literally won’t stop bothering me until the whole situation is done with. I wish I knew how to cut people out of my life like others
gymnosofi: rad-moves: hiddlesfiddleswithme: Little girl being pepper sprayed in #ferguson #stopdontshoot #justiceformikebrown ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Alright, now I’m getting pissed. It look me literally THREE FUCKING MINUTES to research this
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
theironkeepsmebreathing: b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture
Dio’s Fuckhouse
joelzimmerman: youremylittlesugarbunny: youremylittlesugarbunny: things i regret nothing OH MY FUCKING oh geoff why don’t you love me geoff stop geoff please come on this isnt fair geoff geoff come the fuck on literally me get in my bed
plumslices:Me literally after putting tequila in a baja blast
butterfly-effect:I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.
siriusdraws: cullen you literally just took that off
playing-f0r-keeps: This is my favorite vine literally ever.
sweetn0thing92: yung-shorty: My playlist either too sexual, too depressing, or too hood Literally
nicolerichiecirca2003: listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
Literally sitting in my bathroom listening to my mother on the phone with my father talking about how awful I am and how they need to kick me out sooner.
wihsp: ozeia:ozeia: chanel-tiger: girlchoking: this makes me so fucking sad idk This looks so happy this is literally my fucking dream I should reblog this once a week to keep reminding me that Hawaii is soon birthday plans
taylorhxll:I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.
cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye, and tell me.“ "I’m sorry” 6 years dir. Hannah Fidell
my dad literally called me shaytan and said I ruined my brother’s life lmaoo
I literally got pulled over new years day at 2am and have a bunch of court dates coming up lmao literally i fucked my life so bad immediately in 2016 lmaaaaoooooooo GOooOoooooo mE!!!!
ozeia:ozeia: chanel-tiger: girlchoking: this makes me so fucking sad idk This looks so happy this is literally my fucking dream I should reblog this once a week to keep reminding me that Hawaii is soon
♥Scarlette Rose♥
oldnavy: You know it’s officially the holidays when Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Snoop Dogg, and Kumail Nanjiani get together…feast your eyes on the world premiere of our latest spot. For more deets, check out http://oldnvy.me/1Ni9zpB #onemillthrill Literally
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
loserstfu: do you ever get in that mood when literally anything pisses you off
basebasebasebasebaseknowledge: literally sO TALENTED THIS ONE IS SO GOOD TOO EVERYTHING THEY MAKE IS GOLD STOP
pome-garnet: *sees blue and red things* RUBY AND SAPPHIRE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE RUBY AND SA
dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
I'm a Big Gay Y'all
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
thegayaxeman: if-i-lived-forever: masclanafan: youre-myfavorite: shouldnt: hypersexualsportswear: Attack me if you want but I need trailer swifts new single to knock despacito out of the #1 spot on the hot one 100 because it’s literally about
monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”
My heart chakra has been hurt so fucking much recently by too many different people and I honestly just want to break down and cry