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Big sis is so sweet. She drives me to work AND pretends not to notice when I literally stare at her chest the entire time. They’re so firm that if I wasn’t her brother, I would think they were fake!

tricias-captions: When Twyana told me that day at work that she would make me her bitch, I had no idea that it would become literally true.

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

Literally me at work

giants0rbiting: I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON THIS. Fuck. This song plays at my work over and over and makes me SO uncomfortable.

kinkyfunny: After a hard day at work, I plopped down at the table with a cold beer and sighed, “Well, Fuck Me.” I did not mean it literally, but I did sleep good that night and the sore ass didn’t bother me, not much anyway. I’m thinking

Literally my mood at work and at a flick moodswings hit me.. also my boss touches me no joke and I hate 70% of the coworkers

momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.

Here’s to feeling better tomorrow for my last day at work

skelediddly: milinili: Guess what I finished~~~~~? My armored Rose Quartz! It’s been a blast to work on, and if you hope to see me, I’ll be at Mechacon 2016! (The end of July!) my jaw literally dropped just SO AWESOME!!!!!

tsaiko: “Able to work hours beyond set office hours on multiple occasions on short notice in order to get the job done.” You know what I think when I see this? You don’t care about me as a person. At all. Whatsoever. You would work me until I literally

lookatyounow:me at age 10: school is LITERALLY a prison. they keep us here for hours and dont let us eat or use the bathroom unless we ask. and we’re forced to do dumb unnecessary work and we can’t leave. this sucksme at age 15: that was a

wow my coaxial cable literally pulled apart at the end and now im even sorer because i had to get up and down trying to get this new dvd player to work even though the cables were in the right spot today is fucking first world problems bonanza for me

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lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me: This was literally me at work today. Man I wanted to kill someone.

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

aboutstark: Alec “Tired AF” Hardy Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person, I look at you, you know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say

spookydarlablack: marzipanandminutiae: art-is-art-is-art: Young Decadent, Ramon Casas what a fucking mood me after i do literally one thing

$I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent job posting opened up at work and of course here I am ½ hour late 2 days in a row and also fucking up on my safety inspections (meaning people could literally die because of me, and$

I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent job posting opened up at work and of course here I am ½ hour late 2 days in a row and also fucking up on my safety inspections (meaning people could literally die because of me, and

dontneedfeminism: killedmycatatemytailor: xsongmihix: cadyanne94: Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees All of these are oh so painfully true. I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh. Price

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something

jumex: cstcrpt: bodynegative: gothblack: jumex: gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time…… But can they put it together sis Literally wtf is a screwdriver A cocktail

on the topic of bras, pro tip: don’t fucking work at victoria’s secret u will end up spending ur entire paycheck and giving them back their money anyway

so one of my store managers literally just basically told me that i’m inefficient at my job???? like i asked her why it is that i’m working 10am {for replenishing and sales) now instead of 6am (to do backstock) and she said it’s b/c i’m replenishment

chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.

food-n-words: jamaicanblackcastoroil: sapphrikahhh: like literally this gon me be forever. when I tell you I will remember that day forever. I hid in the bathroom crying at work, then moved to the basement and cried some more. Could not deal. Cried

hotbritishguyspluscats: #DO YOU LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO#’I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SILLY TWITTER PHOTO GO GRAB YOUR BOWLER’ Pretty confident that’s how it works. AND IT INFURIATES ME

The project I’m on at work is literally killing me… Sick again after trying to survive for so long ;w;

lostbutchbrat: Thinking about cuddling a butch while were both really horny and starting to grind against them while trying to get on top. They’d smirk at me and tell me “sweetheart, that’s not how this works,” before flipping me onto my back,

da-pot-spot: Literally me whenever I’m at work

Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!

cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears

stability:my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

capacity: I got yelled at and it’s literally taken me several days to recover emotionally it really wiped me out

chatterboxrose: at work today there were two girls - one going up the escalator and one going down the other - and they took a selfie together when they met in the middle I literally saw strong selfie game happen right in front of me

shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS

husssel: mariahcareys: niconiconomicon: thebootydiaries: oh my god fucked DON’T DO THAT A coworker told me this today at work and I literally wanted to kick her ass.

lenyberry: house-of-crows: redundantcontradiction: millennial-review: Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under ฤk. I WORK PART TIME AT A NON PROFIT FOR BARELY TEN BUCKS AN HOUR THE CONSTANT BULLSHIT MAKES ME WEEP FUCK

hotselfieheaven:When my husband is at work, I literally think of sex non-stop. I wish I had a regular side-guy to entertain me. 😈💗Hotwife Marie💗Go follow 🇺🇸 stagvixenmidwest 🇺🇸

someponys-scribbles: adlezaxel: Pokémon logic. I must admit that they had me laughing quite a while. Find me at: Deviantart Instagram Do not repost my art - reblog instead! This is literally Jessie and James’ strategy for fooling Ash (and it worked

polaroidmilk:ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well OKAY BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYONE AT WORK KNOWS IM THE GO TO PERSON TO OPEN THINGS FOR THEM AND IT MAKES ME

traitor: sigh i really feel like some of my best work just goes unnoticed

sonybaloney: moriahari: kenzby: college kids going home for break Working people at the end of a long day LITERALLY ME

Literally had nothing to do at work today so I was like mhmmm let me change my Tumblr layout. Well I think it came out well ;D http://vintageedgey.tumblr.com

legendxofxzach: When you say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” to a white family Literally happened to me at work yesterday.

shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS

kinkyfunny: After a hard day at work, I plopped down at the table with a cold beer and sighed, “Well, Fuck Me.” I did not mean it literally, but I did sleep good that night and the sore ass didn’t bother me, not much anyway. I’m thinking

k4ats: thatfunnyblog: The American collegiate system in one gif set This is literally me at work.

hilloween: Literally me everyday at work

meeko-mar:loryisunabletosupinate:actualferelden:sizvideos:What adults do at work according to kids - Full video@utopiadivine this is exactly what you do at work.literally the last three things happened to me this week, specifically the line oneThey don’t

ranpyon: #literally me @hella-bogus the thing we were talking about at work

samuel-el-jackson: singletesticle: samuel-el-jackson: singletesticle: Gotta be up at 7 tomorrow, siiiiick. grocery boys 2014 Working but still broke boys 2k14 literally me, fuck vons man Fuck cvs

so I had a very interesting day, woke up at 5:30 for work and as soon as I was done my friend kidnapped me to go shopping which I just got home from (at like 8) so im tired as hell but in this adventure I witnessed a man casually, slowly run a red light

calcifercarbonate: pdsophie: “what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable literally me 9 times outta 10

shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS

writing-prompt-s: Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

themotherfuckingclickerkid: Me today at work freaking out literally any coworker who runs into me in the kitchen and makes the mistake of asking me ‘what’s up’

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