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frostyninja21: overfedvenison: American McGee on Dead or Alive Thank you. Deserves to be shared anywhere and everywhere. This man speaks the truth. If you want freedom of expression, you need to tolerate expression that you don’t like to ensure
mylustoutlet: sibyl-vane-is-dead: Annette Schwarz Every man wants to be blown like this. Annette is every man’s blowjob dream. @magicnipplesauce
Saya Takagi from High School of the Dead. I guess that would make Takashi Fred, Kota Shaggy, and Rei, Saeko and Shizuka as better built versions of Daphne. Not sure who would be Scooby, though. Again, Velma, FTW! (Though I do like Saeko some, and
Oh man, I dyed my hair blue!
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lykaiosluvsu: That third one is like a dream of mine~ and the first one is supposed to be from Dead Island, I believe.
comedyforthosewhothink: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she
gorgeous…looking dead at me too like “Neo, you want to be all up in this”…*shakes head
alletsiva: “Open your mouth wide for me, babe, and swallow it all like the good girl you are.” Haha, well then, I’m dead. Since I don’t know when I’ll be able to work on the gif again, I might as well give you guys the static version now .
justliketheliving-dead: ‘Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling
a-real-live-dead-one: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. poor lucky guy but I don’t blame him I’d be just like him if I was in his situation
pkanaya: thefurrynerd: DO NOT DO THIS. I AM DEAD SERIOUS HERE. USING A BINDER CLIP ON THE SCRUFF OF A CAT’S NECK TO SEDATE IT IS ONLY TO BE DONE BY TRAINED VETERINARIANS. IF A CAT IS TIGHTLY HELD BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK FOR TOO LONG, LIKE WITH
superrooms: sadgee: screams: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real
screams: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she promoted
girlsrule-subsdrool: Note: if you’re actually going to do this, don’t tie his hands behind his back. He will be a much more useful sub and pleasure slave if he can actually hold himself up as opposed to flopping his head in your vagina like a dead
hajinmonayane: For PS4 and XBOXone https://twitter.com/koeitecmoeurope/status/506027924408258560/photo/1 Dead or Alive 5: Last Round, will be available in Spring 2015 in Japan. More like #fuckyouscanco !
askaventuraangel: homestuckfangirl: theywillpass: energykitchen: know-knowledge: The Universe is inside us. forever reblog Goosebumps all over my body We,human beings,are made of stars,long dead.You are unique,like every star.No star is the same.N
dontloseamoment: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she
jonaslm143: abeautifulbelieber: the man who hurt so many Americans, is finally DEAD. never forget September 11th. proud to be an America. we have his body, come and get it. “wouldnt you like to have been the soldier to kill him.” -CNN Se merecía la
cleverhentai:Highschool of the Dead I don’t remember it being uncensored like that…
x3lovebm: ok-nottobeok: amorglamour: thecolorofviolence: I‘d like your help to spread this news. They’re seeing these photos? So. Dogs and cats, living or dead, are being used as shark bait by amateur fishermen from the island of Reunion, which
jaiking: chocolate-socrates: semiisweetzz: playsrough: Like a good submissive should. Lol dead Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.
deductionhunters: deadfreelancers: lywinis: medic-prince-shiri: Theyre like “characters that may or may not possibly be actually dead or alive or in a state of half-life or in a storage facility somewhere or in a backup form of computer storage
eroticwadewisdom: barbiebones:lil-dead:blackwomenasianmen:We don’t have to tell you how beautiful and wonderful black women are. They constantly prove it simply by existing.Continue being salty. lowkey i feel like their family reunions, dinners, and
Although, actually, on the subject of my favorite scenes in things, I think one of my top faves has got to be this bit in the otherwise dead serious psychological horror “Session 9″ where they inexplicably stumble into like 3 seconds of pure comedy
dragongf:Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
hmmmmm. well i thought about it, and thought about it, and thought about it some more, and I’ve decided:I just don’t like it. It’s too sad, and it’ll just never be as fun as it could’ve been. The ship is dead, and I just need to accept it. I
I truly forgot how fun video games are. I’ve spent my entire year working everyday being Microkitty or walking dogs or studying / doing homework. My bf has been playing red dead redemption (he’s also sick with the flu) but I kept like … pacing
bodyswap101: Squark, buzzed in my hidden earpiece, it was my boss. He asked how I was. ”the truth boss, shit scared, what if someone recognises me? I mean look at me a chav in a tracksuit, I wouldn’t be seen dead looking like this.” ’chill out
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
guppie: imjustagirlintheworld: briannnabell: changeminds: dillonwho: OH MY GOD oh my god so cute why cant people be like this in real life oh my god, stop dead crying omg OH MY GOD fuck this for making me cry -__- i watered up. :/ this was
the-happiness-goo: cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately
shineyhammer: shineyhammer: The world would probably be a better place if shadman died or like if every pedophile did reblog if you’re a triggered furry who wishes every pedophile was dead
dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek:coelasquid:deformutilated:Fudge recipe on a headstoneI feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her entire
vaulttgirl: you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold
iamanaussie: lysambre-j: writing-prompt-s: You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, “What are you talking about? We’re all robots. Humans have been dead for years.” For what seems like
hoothoot: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
asianartiste: itssoldier76: internclarabelle: dead-men-disco: internclarabelle: it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said
sggk:Love my grandparents…. on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a
binchhhhhhhhhhh: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it catch me in the city
team-machine: I found the cutest little shack next to Greener Pastures Disposal Site, with a dead wasteland recluse inside. I feel like, if I survived the apocalypse, this would be me.
dierwolf: 2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have
fats: buttonpoetry: Samantha Peterson - “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)“Bodies like mine can only be talked about in metaphor. My stomach could be the curve of a sand dune. My calves a flexing ocean.”Our first video from CUPSI
brawllyparton: jersey-girl-ina-dolls-world: brawllyparton: fats: buttonpoetry: Samantha Peterson - “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)“Bodies like mine can only be talked about in metaphor. My stomach could be the curve of a sand dune.
hawxkeye: get to know me; 5/5 favorite movies: Dead Poets Society. Truth. Truth is like, like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. From
lattegirl6969: jersey-girl-ina-dolls-world: brawllyparton: fats: buttonpoetry: Samantha Peterson - “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)“Bodies like mine can only be talked about in metaphor. My stomach could be the curve of a sand dune.
guts-and-uppercuts: Empty-handed Kali applications. There’s a lot of debate in the FMA (Filipino Martial Arts) world as to whether styles like Kali and Eskrima should even be taught without a weapon. Many people are dead set on them being purely weapons
sheholdsyoucaptivated: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” —
seducednephew: waboman12: Let me know if you like what you see. My dropped jaw and raging hard on bulging through my jeans was a dead giveaway. Aunt Kathy read me like a book and she knew she was going to be able to have her way with me whenever she
hate-them: somedumbcockslut: violent-fucktoy-degrader: Look at how proud she is of being a disgusting little cunt It’s not like I have anything else to be proud of. That beautiful dead eyed stare goes perfectly with your dumb gaping mouth.
dmbakura:literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s
Everyone is like LOL you’re going be 44 with a pizza tattoo. And then I’ll be 60, then 92, then dead. SooOoooo what?
niggasandcomputers: Yo I dead be watchin the news like fuck is wrong wit everybody? Does no one like to just relax why y'all so extra?
