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whalebonerunes: jade-suture: whalebonerunes: I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence
derinthescarletpescatarian:chongoblog:She’s a 10 but it’s highly likely that Donald Trump’s house was raided by the FBI because they had reason to believe he was selling the nuclear codes to foreign adversaries and I’m so sorry that this is how
every-alternative-is-preferable:faephobia:omfgThis fucking vine I s2g.Like if there is a day I don’t reblog this I may actually be dead
stripedpaperplanes: mvcsvi: diaryofcarmen: asapwalky: real shit I say this all the time when people be like “family over friends” dead just learned this shit the hard way. Yup
styleslouis: OTP meme ► Eating ∟ “Come on, what? You don’t like pickles? What’s wrong with you? How can you even eat? If technically you’re supposed to be… Dead? It’s not such a bad word. As long as I keep a healthy diet of blood in
therealmeisugly: Sleeping is like being dead
thelatestkate: Living with mental illness is so odd. Like, two days ago I wanted to be dead, but right now I’m sitting next to a heater listening to Christmas music, and just happy to exist. The polarity is baffling.
queenn-i-c: yugenpharaoh: thai-red-curry: wakaflaquita: micdotcom: Watch: The trailer for MTV’s ‘White People’ is cringe-worthy — but the show is creating an important conversation i’m dead this bitch said “feels like i’m being
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
atonemen-t: atonemen-t: releasings: hobbitdragon: ddollley: I just made the most inhuman noise WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’ oh my god Does anyone else think this dude looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt?
No one normal could have done that. Do you know, this morning… I was on a train that went through a city that wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for you. I bought a ticket from a man who would likely be dead if it wasn’t for you. I read up on my work…
janemba: zodiacbaby: dirtbaby2: heidiblairmontag: Remember when Paris Hilton pretended to be a candidate on her new BFF show so she could spy on the other contestants? stop She looks just like herself I’m dead This is something I would do
bpdfire: i dont think anyone really understands the levels of passively suicidal that i actually am bc like it doesnt matter where i am or what im doing id still rather be dead and its so exhausting
harlekine: speaking of being dead inside i looked sorta cute today in spite of feeling like a corpse
wnq-writers: “Our relationship might be dead, but I still get a thrill in my stomach when I think I might see you again. Your eyes haunt me like a tune that’s stuck in my head. No matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to put these feelings to bed.
never-quite-dead: a-living-fucking-deadbeat: truenorblackmetal: Nicolas Cage and is metal head son. Nicolas Cage and Nathan Explosion walk into a bar… That sounds like it would be a pretty interesting episode ^^
captjackfrost: awkwardvagina: when i kill someone I’ll probably just be like “oops you’re dead” when
madam-reveuse:But can you just imagine the happiness Ahk’s parents must have felt when they awoke again after 50+ years of being dead? Them looking at each other like “Wait, what is this, does this mean the tablet is here? OH GODS DOES THIS MEAN OUR
looks like I’ll be dead tomorrow.
just-shower-thoughts: Being dead probably feels like it did before you were born.
every-alternative-is-preferable:faephobia: omfg This fucking vine I s2g.Like if there is a day I don’t reblog this I may actually be dead
vibiasabina: i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead
coq: not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
shoelight:sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family
gorgeoustattoos: I think if we treating the living like we treated the dead the world would be a much nicer place
Might as will be dead don’t nobody like me no way
just-shower-thoughts: Sleep is amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night
221bshrlocked:this…has the same energy as this…
horticature: I will be doing homework on the fifth Tier until 1 if someone would like to come murder me. Bae af’
cevanscentral: # if he looked at me like that i’d be dead
porncute: I’m so sad about the gorilla that was shot dead because some irresponsible parents left their child unsupervised for a long time. also, why the zoo had to use real bullets instead of using a tranquilizer gun? ugh same!! I saw this and I
overwatch gods shine on me ~ I got 8 wins, 1 lose and 1 draw in my placements and in my last game I offered to go mercy since everyone loved to be dead and then we started winning and the nice lil people were like YOU ARE MVP WOW I LOVE YOU THANK YOU
youdeservetobesaved: “Nothing says family business like the whole family being dead.” Sam Winchester just described all of Supernatural in one line.
beapeabear: Like Mewtwo would be caught dead with one of those things.
babydreamgirl: nourrice: yappanese: I HATE this they got cool for the summer playing i want to be dead I like want to die
shoelight: sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family
remembering the one point in my life where I wanted nothing but to be dead (aka like a few months ago) But then I realize all the beautiful people, and the wonderful music that stopped me. And I am grateful.
thelatestkate: Living with mental illness is so odd. Like, two days ago I wanted to be dead, but right now I’m sitting next to a heater listening to Christmas music, and am just happy to exist. The polarity is baffling.
diancie: zodiacbaby: dirtbaby2: heidiblairmontag: Remember when Paris Hilton pretended to be a candidate on her new BFF show so she could spy on the other contestants? stop She looks just like herself I’m dead Me in disguise
So for the second timeIt seems like the postal service have “lost” my package with material for collar and harness making and all the shoe repair stuff. Should I even be surprised… maybe it’s just a sign that I shouldn’t
alexandot: halloforigin: lapis-lazooli: cant-get-enough-pearl: Peridot confirmed to be an adult! [x] stevidot is finally dead and i have never been more thankful @stevenquartz @autistic-maheswaran
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
kittywanks: thelatestkate: Living with mental illness is so odd. Like, two days ago I wanted to be dead, but right now I’m sitting next to a heater listening to Christmas music, and just happy to exist. The polarity is baffling. I COULDNT AGREE
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