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sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
croatoanlives:indigobluerose:leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:Did Aragorn talk it over with the King of the Dead beforehand? “Okay, when the enemy starts posturing over-confidently, I think it would be really cool if you like, ran through my face.”
dunwall: Sea WitchesThe one’s who says she belongs to the sea are wrong. She is part of it. Part of the beautiful waves and shiniest colors. Part of the deadly depths and merciless rage. And just like the currents, she will not be tamed.
talesofablackmale: they dead ass be like that
dontloseamoment: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her
jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier??
immaplatypus:scallioncreamcheesebagel:perks-of-being-chinese:LITERALLY!!! the media is acting like coronavirus is a death sentence when 98% of people who get infected recover perfectly fine…the danger is not that it’s particularly deadly,
marinebiologyshitposts:0rdi-deactivated20211118:marinebiologyshitposts:clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organismThis post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.yes hello
thesickestsinner: thisguypotts: vagabondmaurice: Dead ass, theoretically they can’t all jump me at once or they’d punch each other. I’d be out there singling them out four by four like: They can all get these hands, lmfao. ciaraknowsitall Lmao
threeletterscmb: allllthingsbeautifullllll: clarknokent: darkkkbeautyyy: billiehollibae: The quiet low key niggas be having the a1 strokington. They quiet in life but loud in the pussy LOUD IN THE PUSSY 😂 All up in the pussy like Dead Lmaoooo
miss-deadly-red: I’m not normally one to post photos of just my butt, however @billybilacous is the master of butts, it would be rude not to, I hope you guys like?!? 🍑 #butt #booty #pale #pinup #lingerie #curvy #curves #extremecurves #suspenders
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: HE IS RISEN! oh yeah! wasn’t Neo intended to be a Bunny-like character? And when he rises from the dead, the first thing he sees is his shadow, ie// smith. And so we only have 3 more months in the powerplant. Right?
Walking Dead and Mob Wives- I couldn't be happier. Oh wait, my foot looks like it was bit my Shane. **spoiler alert**
Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have
vagabondmaurice: Dead ass, theoretically they can’t all jump me at once or they’d punch each other. I’d be out there singling them out four by four like: They can all get these hands, lmfao.
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
sggk:Love my grandparents…. on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a
2013zarry: do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
dierwolf: 2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have
lawlbunnycheeks: Dead girl, there will never be another one that screams like you 💋
He insisted on wearing this out tonight even when I told him I wouldn’t be caught dead in a hat like that.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: I can’t get over how fucking dead he is in his eyes here. Like, how many times did he sob in the beginning while being forced to kill Dean over and over..? And how many times did it take him before he began to go numb inside.
manafromheaven: thatfunnyblog: yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
toothlessrebel: kili-at-my-service: no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FREAKING ADORABLE, NO LIKE A FREAKING FIVE YEAR OLD. GOD. I’m dead
illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.
masterschief: you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold
fohk: “A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip” Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)Terry Gilliam
Honestly, I am scared to meet or run into a Christen Grey- type guy during my professional career. Like dead scared. To be stalked by someone or have them obsess over me who is “higher up” than me.
alyssathepooh: I still feel like shit every time your name is mentioned. I hate myself I always will. I’m a disgusting human being and I fucking wish I was dead. Hearing you say you wish we never got together, well my rubber band broke, I lost two
i-like-pigeons: Things that I write: Sins Things that I don’t write: Tragedies Things people haven’t heard of Closing the god damn door Things the Bride is: A whore Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: This Place
fulfillments: tate: let’s commit suicide together, it’ll be like romeo and juliet violet: um…ok brb. DAD HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS A SERIAL KILLERtate: too late ur already dead but its ok i love u babe
scotteymccall-deactivated201410: You fought very had in the games, Miss Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Thousands of your people dead. Your loved ones… Gone.
I‘d like your help to spread this news. They’re seeing these photos? So. Dogs and cats, living or dead, are being used as shark bait by amateur fishermen from the island of Reunion, which is under French administration. Animal protection organizations
reguess1997: waterhouse61: znorton: piratetreasure: AMEN Why is Smokey so jacked? I feel like this artist is going to turn out to be a furry porn artist. A dead giveaway you aren’t from California. There are posters of Smokey the Bear all over
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and people want them dead they are our FRIENDS
taint3ed: fuckyeavanity: badmantaliban: The battle rap hype man be like… this 15 seconds changed my life. LMAO DEAD
quickweaves:honestly im begging yall dont fuck with spirits like yall be mad as hell when someone wake you up from a nap imagine if u been dead for years and some asshole wake u outta yo sleep
armins-pretty-boy-swag: jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is
If you think going to clubs to party & be a fucking tool means you are a raver, you are so wrong. People like this are the reason plur is dead as fuck.
Little chunker does not like visiting the vet. Such a brave pup at home but begs to leave as soon as we walk into the Vets Office. Today she gets her second booster and her rabies shot! She will be safe from the deadly Parvo virus! Yay! We will have her
triecl: but like mike brown is literally dead and we’re blaming him for it ?????????????? eyewitnesses + multiple reports + video footage + forensic analysis from multiple sources this isn’t a debate to be had if u don’t think that darren
ho-ho-ho-those-dead-frenchboys: ackergay: Meninist sounds like an infection. If you or a loved one suffer from meninism, talk to your doctor about Not Being An Asshole™. Side effects may include self-realisation, acknowledgement of women as human
bimboabby: Wine and cocktails are the alcohol of a trophy wife. a sophisticated trophy wife bimbo would never be caught dead drinking beer. i am often enjoying a glass of wine while wearing a sexy but classy dress with makeup like hers!
greed: I like going out to the city when it’s dead and just wander around. In sad af tonight and I’m happy I get to just be free kind of idk
ho-ho-ho-those-dead-frenchboys: ackergay: Meninist sounds like an infection. If you or a loved one suffer from meninism, talk to your doctor about Not Being An Asshole™. Side effects may include self-realisation, acknowledgement of women as human
nevaehtyler: Is Ann Coulter blind or something? She has no brain… she looks like a dead fish; especially when she’s trying not to look mad as she’s being roasted.
s1nmied0: nvllz: Like..I fucking love being Mexican I’m not sorry ❤️ I’m dead I love the Raza
curls-bythapound: mrforde: ladyjlou: Lmaooooooooooo im dead Dawwwwwg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Omg bruhhhhh 😂😂 smh niggas be like …
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
gorilllas: i think it’s cute that each boy has his own hobbies. like niall has drinking/watching football/guitar. liam has fitness/dorky batman obsession louis has football/piano zayn has art/being the sexiest person alive or dead harry has greasy
dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
lahealthy: traplord-: freakk-juntt: Cumshots after a morning of edging be like… Dead ass 😂 That’s a load.
