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daddyzgurrrl: lovely-dead-broken-bones: secretdaddy: tellmeallyoursexrets: wow. Indeed- I wanna be fucked like that squeeze my titties hard enough to draw blood
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier??
Also is my libido like dead? I masturbate every few days I guess, but in general I’m finding the porn on my dash to be more annoying than anything. I feel desensitized to bellies and the urge to gain hasn’t really been felt at all for months.
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: Alice and I haven’t really been using tumblr at all lately but we JUST started this insta account Puppy_Poopie_Pie please follow! It will be all pics we take! Like this one I took of her eating some chips out of her bowl on
lokistardis: i realized that if freddie mercury wasn’t dead, queen would probably be at the olympics and they’d do bohemian rhapsody and the whole world would just sing along and like he’d just conduct the world for 5 minutes wow ok this is depressing
dontloseamoment: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
setbabiesonfire: wruined: dontloseamoment: She was so perfectly imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone
dontloseamoment: She was so perfectly imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real
orwell: “What Franz Kafka had to be so clear and simple about was that nothing is clear and simple. On his death bed he said of a vase of flowers that they were like him: simultaneously alive and dead. All demarcations are shimmeringly blurred. Some
bogleech: karlpilkington-ismyspiritanimal: dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles
blackgirlwhiteboylove: manif3stlove: covenesque: lightskin-mike: sandandglass: The Daily Show tries to help white people understand what it’s like to be stopped and frisked. DEAD Fucking Spot on. Booooom. I’m so glad this is a thing that’s
bae-jjong: bae-min replied to your post:im dead bye UGH THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE im- if someone was about to come into my room right now they’D THINK I’M HAVING SOME SORT OF ATTACK FOR SHAKING LIKE A FUCKING CRAZY PERSONI AM NOT TAKING
bishopmyles: chavindontexist: rkhsvprxmx: noface-mick: imsofuckinchill: thepoeticlovechild: New York Females Be Like… I can’t. Uh uh dis lil boy aint just come for my city son You wanna see these boobs b? 😂 *dead* LOL
friendliness: ohdanadarling: bearonautics: deanplease: the way she says it’s just the spoon is about the cutest thing ever moms be like: “*airplane chooo noise*”it’s not the airplane. it’s just a spoooon. DEAD.
xrumkugelx: Just imagine Loki dying in Infinity WarThor would be like “Loki, stand up. I know you’re not dead.” Bc he thinks it’s one of Loki’s illusions again.And after some time he realises that it is no illusion this time.I can’t.
catiemonster: trojean:i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get
sggk:Love my grandparents…. on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a
meganething: “It’d be better…if everyone was dead just like me…”
rule0fnines: dirtyberd: :’) Be happy today, Berdies!! PS that little boy in jammies holding the puppy like a bundle of firewood is basically me holding anything cute Is that fish dead????
zombie1ovejuice: plzdiekthnxbye: like for real I would fight the world and this would be my magical weapon SWEET CHRIST. GOD IS DEAD AND MAN IS RISING
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
asianartiste: itssoldier76: internclarabelle: dead-men-disco: internclarabelle: it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said
randomfandomteacher:mmelaninmedicine-deactivated202:normalgirlhala:COVID is straight up more deadly for people of color in the western world. Like we’re not going to be the ones screened. If you have mild symptoms they’ll say you’re overreacting.
hopeless-thespian:roseverdict:marinebiologyshitposts:0rdi:marinebiologyshitposts:clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organismThis post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.yes hello
great-and-small:Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with
You fought very hard in the Games, Miss. Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead. Your loved ones, gone.
ukiinas: slinthead-a1: dead-wolfwood:j0hntitor: This is how you run a country properly I’m sorry but this isn’t funny??? I looked up the article and they were being banned for themes like speaking against the government, gay undertones, violence,
sexpansion: i just realized that for the first time in like 3 years my followers are stagnated and that makes me sad because it makes me realize that this site is pretty much dead and i may be holding on to something that doesn’t exist.
tatianaception: the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
hoothoot: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
thicyonce:Why does the narrative change when an abuser or a rapist is a celebrity….like…if you heard the local paedophile died you would be overjoyed ..so when a known abuser or rapist is dead all of a sudden and they are famous, you feel sympathy
dagny-hashtaggart: You may be extra, but are you “summoning the spirit of a powerful dead pyrokinetic because your drink is colder than you’d like” extra?
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schakira:cunt-inent:scientifichubris:Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy tableonly an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table
whaddahelk:log6:I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever
issaxmilf: I dead ass be walking around my gma house like I live in this hoe 😂🤦🏾♀️
So since my phone is fully dead I will be lot slower on crating contents if u would like to help me out with getting a new phone I have a PayPal account
eggsaladstain: you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers
homestuckfluffcanons: All trolls are deadly allergic to spicy food and can’t even be around anything smelling like it. The humans found this out the hard way. Suggested by homestuckpotato
ohheythereitskatie: everyones like ‘dirks making this about himself and being over dramatic blah blah’ he is a sixteen year old boy who just found out all of his friends are dead and or missing while standing in the complete and total wreckage of
masterschief: you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold
2013zarry: do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
binchhhhhhhhhhh: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it catch me in the city
bombboldbeauty: uglyassthot: thatguymakai: uglyassthot: pettyness: uglyassthot: freejimmer: Why do they want us dead so badly I’m ready ta die imma still be hungry after this Ima buy 10 of them why cant canada have shit like this Yall got
pinklattte9: babathepimp: ashprincessmidna: colachampagnedad: cooking shows with white people be like Dead 💀💀💀 @aabbcece @forgetwithreason @pinklattte9 @active-galaxy I’m so mad smh lol
My car is scaring me so I’m taking out my savings an I’m gonna get it fixed tomorrow after work. Lord knows I just need to make it to work then I’ll be good. This car keeps going off like dead in the middle of me driving and it’s scary. I can’t
rudolphsb9: cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that
rotatingfloor: agoodcartoon: One of these men belongs to a deadly street gang with a long history of racial violence… and the other is a black guy. A good cartoon. this comic is hilarious because it’s intending to be like “oh we all have bad
