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“Hello, my name is Martin Hovden. We’re in a cabin up by Øksfjord. We’re being attacked by what looks like German zombies from the Second World War! By accident, we’ve set our cabin on fire and… Hello? Hello? Fuck! The cunt hung up on me!”Dead
lornacrowleys: the bechdel test is officially dead. in its place i’d like the propose the obnoxious gifset test. the obnoxious gifset test states that a work is feminist if it has enough female characters to make a gifset with either “you can be
swaywithb: Life is for the living And death for the dead Let life be like music And death, a note unsaid. -Langston Hughes a smile can take you where depression doesn’t want you to go. choose to smile through it all. It helps. -B♥️ 04.29.2017
asianartiste: itssoldier76: internclarabelle: dead-men-disco: internclarabelle: it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said
daenerys-stormborn: She had not thought of Jon in ages. He was only her half brother, but still… with Robb and Bran and Rickon dead, Jon Snow was the only brother that remained to her. I am a bastard too now, just like him. Oh, it would be so sweet,
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
thesmileyogre: wigmund: charlesoberonn: The doctors’ names in this episode are references to fictional doctors who created living beings out of dead bodies, just like the mutant fusions. I bet this hospital has an awesome reputation choopakrampus
papertownsy: The Hanging Tree song + connection to the Peeta and Katniss meeting at midnight. We see that the Peeta is the “dead murderer” who embodies this, being captured by the Capitol. Meeting Peeta at midnight – like in the song – after
rupatsuan: And here it is, Taejun getting flowers for the first time! You think guys can’t receive them? Aren will show you that you’re dead wrong. It seems like he loves them despite being embarrassed at first. ♥ They both are my ocs. Don’t
cessys: your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but i wish i was dead; every time i close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise; no one compares to you, i’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side. /// choiminhos
Current mood: tired of Winchester suicidal tendencies. Your a Winchester. It’s like being a Jack Harkness you can die but you won’t stay dead.
youngjusticer: Tennis would be so much better if it were played like this. Dead Point, by David Do.
screams: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she promoted
turned-on-dom:Just like every fuck toy should be, brain dead as you use their holes as you please
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
geron111: micdotcom: Watch: Stephen Colbert went to visit Jon Stewart — and then brought back “Stephen Colbert” to rip on Trump God this is sooooo dope
bae–electronica: beaux-knows: tarynel: gunzonyatmblr: I know you lying Nigga this look like a dead person feet 😭😭 What shoes this nigga be wearing ?! lmfaooo Nigga got shrunken middle toes lmfao
humble-magnificent: psychedelicfelon: Every time I try to dip into my savings Luther be looking at me like “Really nigga?” and I change my mind 😂😂😂 Genius! “Nigga you dead” *grabs ุ*
onepunchmami: whenyougetrightdowntoit: therichnigga: loco93: kiingsupreme: Level of petty : 😂😂😂 😂😂 Mad TV was the best… Bro I’m bout dead as shit 😭😭😂 You be feeling like that sometimes lmao
dierwolf: 2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
ike365: Okay I had so much Sejuani requests or Sejuani x Ashe XDD I could finish it after a long conversation between some followers on my main tumblr about me being a demon and my alleged dead and resurrection XDD I hope all you like it! ^^ I think
ikebanakatsu: ike365: Okay I had so much Sejuani requests or Sejuani x Ashe XDD I could finish it after a long conversation between some followers on my main tumblr about me being a demon and my alleged dead and resurrection XDD I hope all you like
jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier??
spacemuffinz: thedarklordemma: spacemuffinz: why are ball jointed dolls so pretty i don’t even like dolls i want to punch myself in the eyes this isn’t fair stop being prettier than me you are made of plastic and the repurposed souls of dead poetry
rotatingfloor: agoodcartoon: One of these men belongs to a deadly street gang with a long history of racial violence… and the other is a black guy. A good cartoon. this comic is hilarious because it’s intending to be like “oh we all have bad
dessinnoir: “Soon all of you will be like me… And then who will lock you up in a cellar?”The Evil Dead (1981)
tacoabel: if that little kid in The Walking Dead causes a chain reaction killing off people I like I’m going to be so mad
totallynotagentphilcoulson: binchhhhhhhhhhh: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable
pkanaya: thefurrynerd: DO NOT DO THIS. I AM DEAD SERIOUS HERE. USING A BINDER CLIP ON THE SCRUFF OF A CAT’S NECK TO SEDATE IT IS ONLY TO BE DONE BY TRAINED VETERINARIANS. IF A CAT IS TIGHTLY HELD BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK FOR TOO LONG, LIKE WITH
superwholockian-in-the-tardis: bocu-no-equius: lydiallama: you know when your legs randomly hurt and you’re just like if you can do that with your legs the problem might be that they’re broken *DEAD*
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her
ukiinas: slinthead-a1: dead-wolfwood:j0hntitor: This is how you run a country properly I’m sorry but this isn’t funny??? I looked up the article and they were being banned for themes like speaking against the government, gay undertones, violence,
shirobasdonger: cinnapapa: I’m pretty sure Mink would be that one guy that would not laugh ever until someone told a really horrible joke Like everyone’s in the room and Aoba pulls the worst joke in existence and it gets deadly quiet and everyone
deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
hoothoot: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
binchhhhhhhhhhh: deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it catch me in the city
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
doelita: reasons i’m more kitten than person- if i find a warm/sun spot i start to fall asleep if you stroke me lightly i stop moving and talking and just lay there half dead for a while, even after you stop i like to be patted and given attention
naughtylilcupcake: *dead* daddyslittlecumslut: I shouldn’t be laughing this hard. Trying to say I tell bad jokes like this?
dontloseamoment: She was so imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with curves and a real opinion she
2013zarry: do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when nighttime rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
so-treu: no, i’m serious. there are reports of ppl who fool around with vodou incorrectly going crazy, winding up dead, disappearing, etc. (see the last two paragraphs.) like the loas are NOT to be fucked with and if you disrespect them and their
coderqueer: contourkit: I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is dead
radiopappa: i’ve been getting notices that people think i actually died/something happened and now i feel like an ass i’m well and not dead i just moved back to my old dumpblog. sorry and thanks for the concern, that was simply me being unfunny :\
the-goddamn-doomguy: Whoa, the Rock is lucky he isn’t dead. Bill Gates really doesn’t like to be interrupted…
reasons i would dead ass join the military, i swear on my mama. i can quit four years of smoking weed to be with men like this. get the entire fuck.
