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nasty-nympho: stlhollywood: I’m lost for words I want sum sloppy toppy like that OMG!!!! that shit look fireee I would’ve been weak in the knees damn….. Where she at This dead be me creating puddles and bubbles and shit 💦💦
rotatingfloor: agoodcartoon: One of these men belongs to a deadly street gang with a long history of racial violence… and the other is a black guy. A good cartoon. this comic is hilarious because it’s intending to be like “oh we all have bad perceptions
dierwolf: 2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have
masterschief: you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold
ukiinas: slinthead-a1: dead-wolfwood:j0hntitor: This is how you run a country properly I’m sorry but this isn’t funny??? I looked up the article and they were being banned for themes like speaking against the government, gay undertones, violence,
charlesoberonn: The doctors’ names in this episode are references to fictional doctors who created living beings out of dead bodies, just like the mutant fusions.
averageneighbor: yo whatsup yall I am back from the dead again for like the billionth time! Here’s just a little warmup I did. Ill be back to livestream later haha. PEACE!
dailyflicks:Our friend is dead. So if you could just like not escalate the situation, that’d be great.Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) dir. Halina Reijn
You can take & break someones heart cause that can be put back together,but when you take a soul away, that just leaves someone dead inside,it’s like an empty vessel walking around.
grimphantom: classichorrorblog: Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare |1991| Rachel Talalay It’s obvious he hasn’t met Deadpool yet :P this needs to be a movie like NOW!
pan-pizza: winterthenotsobearded: charlesoberonn: The doctors’ names in this episode are references to fictional doctors who created living beings out of dead bodies, just like the mutant fusions. AAAAAHHHHH! I knew it was reference since all the
bu0nanotte: You’re supposed to be my paddle. I am. Did you just smell me? I was worried you were dead. I feel like I’ve dragged you into my world. I got here on my own.But I appreciate the company. I’m your friend, Will. I don’t care about the
deepspacepirate: One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
hentaiforevawork: Dead Rising 3 - Annie’s first time anal sex.Nick : “ Is it your first time anal ? “Annie : “ Yes.. I didn’t trust Red enough to do that. “Nick : “ I’ll be soft and lubricate often. “Annie : “ Do you like my tits
lachlanmegaman: ‘What happens when you fall down the rabbit hole?’I fucked up on Ellie’s legs and the posing on Zoey is mediocre. Thinking about making of the Left 4 Dead survivor’s last moments. Like I did with Nick. Still, this will be my last
snow-kitsunes-den: Dead or Alive: Bathroom OrgySmall collaboration between myself and my good friend its-codename-a. He does some excellent work with his images. So be sure to check out his page. If this gets enough likes maybe we’ll do more collabs
theycallhimcake: crankyconstruct: So @theycallhimcake suggested the idea of drawing Bit and Cassie being cute together, so I did it. Cake’s dead now, btw. I killed him X3Xit’s so cute, I can’t even like…. AGHGAH TY CRANKY
uzumakinarruto-blog: Super Ultra Dead Rising 3 Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Plus Alpha I want to be excited about this, but I just feel like it’s another example of capcom laziness. Instead of doing something new and exciting they’re
cant-you-tweak-like-i-do: Spunday night and I don’t think I’ll be getting much sleep… To quote my favorite movie….“I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead, doc”
Poems of the Dead: Anonymous asked: this will probably be dismissed as white tears but sometimes i get offended by people like...
ask-firebloom: It’s more common than you’d think! ((Just a little thing to keep this from being so dead. Dunno why I don’t do stuff like this more often, I’ve had this question since forever… Guess I always try and make things grand when there’s
all my birthday reiterated to me is how unimportant I am and how so many people who used to be my friends don’t give a shit and I just. feel like I don’t belong in the world and I’m better off dead ah hah.
thelovelybones124: iamnotjody: woodmeat: i hate new york if its really like that Well then u gon just really hate New York bruh 😂😂 LMFAOOO MY NIGGA IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭this is dead ass how school be nfs
When I heard Anne Rice died, the first words out of my mouth were “DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!”I have never known of someone who treated their fandom like shit the way she did.And I refuse to be sorry.
jaiking: meme-rage: Drake looks like the proudest girlfriendhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did. STOP IT! #dead
marinebiologyshitposts:0rdi-deactivated20211118:marinebiologyshitposts:clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organismThis post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.yes hello
justasfabulousasyouare:ceekari:prokopetz:Just because your house is haunted doesn’t mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you’re experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.your carbon
amourduloup:“I will never find peace until you take me. It must be done so that afterwards I can lie across your thighs like a Pietá, cradling a dead Jesus.” — Querelle, dir. Rainer Werner Fassbinder
the-mischievous-loki: variety-of-hugs: I am literally dead. SCREAMING! THE LION KING TRAILER. OH MY GODD SIMBA’S VOICE AS THOR. NATALIE PORTMAN AS TIMONE. ITS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD MASHED INTO MY TEENS. Though Odin doesn’t deserve to be Mufasa. But
starry-dreamer: A clip from the British show “Dead Ringers" where a guy impersonates the Fourth Doctor - and very well too! And LOL the train guard DOES kinda look like the Roger Delgado Master (the one Four would be most familiar with). Plus,
cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
chanceofclouds: 3/5 eps this week with Pearl being so into Rose, like I’m dead.
dangoblr: like… how can you not fall in love with Shep’s freckles.Garrus can be smooth sometime,agree? #couple_rare_resting_time #btw_she_is_not_dead
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wherever-my-heart-goes: wildhotmess: She was so perfectly imperfect and beautiful celebrities nowadays would never be caught dead with tan lines or have their dress sleeve slipping off like that in public but she was a real person she was someone with
finnickodaier: Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead.
tatianaception: the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
nekkofox: Gamergirls be all like “FUCK YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHT HE’S ALMOST DEAD AND I’M OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW SO FUCK OFF.”
theycallhimcake: crankyconstruct: So @theycallhimcake suggested the idea of drawing Bit and Cassie being cute together, so I did it. Cake’s dead now, btw. I killed him X3X it’s so cute, I can’t even like…. AGH GAH TY CRANKY
anamanapanda: Valve Mentions its “Next Gen” Game Engine (Again) Valve’s Source engine has been running most of the company’s games for around a decade now, but despite some wizardry being performed on games like Left 4 Dead 2 and Portal 2, it’s
rotatingfloor: agoodcartoon: One of these men belongs to a deadly street gang with a long history of racial violence… and the other is a black guy. A good cartoon. this comic is hilarious because it’s intending to be like “oh we all have bad
ntbx: the-stray-liger: sassychict:blasianxbri: shelovesai:everythingpersian:صدف YOOOOOO. HOLY. Son they are all drop dead gorgeous though 😩 the entire family looks like they were born to be models what My fav photo 😍
stealtharchaeologist: ukiinas: slinthead-a1: dead-wolfwood:j0hntitor: This is how you run a country properly I’m sorry but this isn’t funny??? I looked up the article and they were being banned for themes like speaking against the government,
2013zarry: do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when nighttime rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long
hellenhighwater: internclarabelle: dead-men-disco: internclarabelle: it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’
coderqueer: contourkit: I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is dead
azloe: flowered-prince: Moment of silence for these characters. There had to be like at least 100 members is the 104 trainee group. But these are some of them that we got to know and see. Notice how not all of them are dead Samuel L-Jackson … Please
lomonte: “Yes hello, god of the dead here!” “yeah I found your son and would very much like to keep him” “what? no?” ffrssshzz “I can’t hear you” rshzzz “seems to be trouble with the connection”
daintyblackpegasus: DEY BE LIKE BATMAN CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE Y’KNOW WHY? …my parents are dead.
pdfprincess: princessfailureee: weavemama: WHERE IS THE LIE this funny as shit cause y'all dead be like this 😂😂😂
eruzayne: Cana - Fairy tailHere’s a very quick sketch of Cana to prove that I’m not in fact dead -yet- hope you guys like it. College is proving to be EXTREMELY busy, but I’m hoping I could draw a few small things here and there. Enjoy :)
2013zarry: do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
cosmictuesdays:nadiacreek:coelasquid:deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent her entire
