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queerascock: cocksnasses: theguyspy: bigthingsss: Can you believe it’s flaccid? no. no no no. but yes. fuck yes. (via TumbleOn) Eiish…. UNREAL

How do you even get to this stage of not giving a fuck about what your movie looks like?

Happy Valentine’s Day bleedinginkandsugar! Prompt was: “Jack finds out what happens to Bunny on their first valentines over chocolate. The things Bunny will do for love.” I haven’t read the books so I actually have like no idea

So I came across a reblog of my photoset, “Lost In Submission” with this lovely commentary today. Tumblr, I just… What even.

Full res (1 2) 30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 20 (Dancing) slightly nsfw Day 19 - Day 21 i dunno if i’ll do a sfw version of this since you can like barely even see anything btw before someone tries to jump up my ass about it the porny part isn’t

zaynessed: this is us dvd extra - zayn going home x This video is so beautiful.Like,I can’t even right now. Masala lamb chops,chicken tikka, BIRIYANII AND CHUTNEY ALSJDFAKSJFSKJFAFJ. DO Y’ALL EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW ADORABLE THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS BECAUSE

ratofponi: Quick warmup sketch for today. I doubt I’ll ever finish it, decided to share it with y'all because I somewhat like it, though. Enjoy! I just came across this post by accident. What the fuck is this. I don’t even recognize it. I can’t

ratofponi: I was bored, so I tried out a new sketching style (inspired by lunaismywaifu) and gave the sketch a doxy-like coloration. I quite like it, and it was reasonably fast. Definitely interesting to play with. I can’t believe I even dared to

Hey, remember that one post I made? I put it on a real shirt that you can buy!If you like Steven Universe, this blog, and this blog’s interpretation of Yellow Diamond, this is the shirt for you!I’m very excited to have opened up shop, and look forward

stability: oh you’re Christian? can u even recite 5 bible verses? I bet you only started liking Jesus after he came back to life. fake fan.

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? <3 <3 <3

DBZ is coming back, holy cow I can’t wait to see Goku do all the work again. And… And… Man I can’t even be sarcastic about this shit that’s the stupidest cartoon news I’ve heard in a while. The show has been dead since 95 and even

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that

condesces: ilvalentinos: like i honestly can’t even be disgusted or surprised because this is just so in character of d&d way to miss the fucking point of the entire fucking nature of the cersei/jaime relationship like not only did you miss the

chainsaw-mascara replied to your post: whenever I find someone who likes ywpd…GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE UNIFORM TO COSPLAY MAKI NEXT YEAR CAN WE BE MAKITWINS PLS PLS PLS PLSFRICK THE TINIEST MAKIS CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE.

asevenpatchproblem: nikki-rook: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then

The day I figure out how to make Roger’s cybernetic eye look even remotely like it does in my head will be a happy day indeed.

How come when you fish up a fish pokemon and try to flee it can say “you couldn’t get away”? Why can’t I get away? What’s stopping me? All I need to do is walk away from the water. It’s not like it can come after me,

I’ve been sitting here for like a half an hour trying to articulate how awful that article is but… I can’t. Its just so bad. I can’t even fathom how someone could end up with that interpretation, much less feel like it was legitimate enough

we-are-not-the-losechesters:sabertoothwalrus: I can’t get over the line delivery in these

blackness-by-your-side: It’s powerful. It’s heartbreaking. It’s true. Kids like her make Black people go out and speak up. Kids like her deserve better environment. Kids like her can’t even understand reasons of RACIAL HATE, POLICE VIOLENCE,

threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

imthejesusofsuburbia: shiningchan: imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators DONT TELL ME

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your

noiz being a complete ass to koujaku in bed and saying things like “is your dick even inside yet? i can’t feel a thing,” even though koujaku is already fully sheathed inside him and then accidentally loudly moaning/whining when koujaku suddenly

sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? This looks like CGI it’s

candiikismet: chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? She deserves

How can a person NOT love Pizza ?!!? is it even possible ? i mean , can you even find me just ONE person that doesn’t actually love eating a fucking awesome pizza ?!?!? Fuck , i want pizza now ! -.-’

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? Clearly'The Clovers’

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

owldee: gayfandomblog: asami “what do i even do around children” sato she gets all flustered cause her mind immediately jumps to being a future mommy and raising children with korra, like she can’t even control it…the picture just enters her

aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes

so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think

taylurking: how do people even get boyfriends/girlfriends like i can’t even talk to somebody i like without looking like an idiot and probably accidentally insulting them once or twice

wow so this woman in Texas is brain dead, and had made plans in case something like that ever happened and she wanted to be taken off life support but the hospital won’t comply because SHE’S PREGNANT. I mean, she’s brain dead. And the

Holy shit is Peko crazy too??

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

She Tastes Like Heaven, But She Fucks Like Hell

judygarland420: sephiramy: markdoesstuff: worth every second Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now. i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my

reminiscingintherain: zaynessed:this is us dvd extra - zayn going home xThis video is so beautiful.Like,I can’t even right now.Masala lamb chops,chicken tikka, BIRIYANII AND CHUTNEY ALSJDFAKSJFSKJFAFJ.DO Y’ALL EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW ADORABLE THAT IS

siriusblaque: fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries

I don’t care who the artist is. I don’t care what the lyrics mean. I don’t care how the music video looks. Good music is good music. It should always be treated like a good song even if the person who made it is called “gay”,

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? How? How is this possible?

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

When pieces ache and break Promises shattering like bones Take in all the pain Hold it close Remind yourself This is what it is to be alive

Listen how the hell does venture bros plan shit out so far ahead like that. Crap from that shitty ass season one is STILL coming into play in season 7. Like. How can ur brain even make those kinds of connections.

I really don’t understand why people how to make things so difficult. Like seriously that’s not even necessary. Please stop.

chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? Whaaaaaaat???

bubbletea290mermaid:“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”Stop.CarnelianCairngorm Cassiterite Smoky QuartzZircon (brown)CitrineDiasporeDraviteEnstatiteHessoniteThat’s not even all of GORGEOUS

im going to try to do my very best to stay positive even though its extremely hard right now….like, i don’t want to PRETEND everything is ok..i hate feeling like the world is coming down on me and i get very upset and i need an outlet for it,

can someone explain to me how somebody can not like somebody they don’t even know?

hhh I hate making typos but I can’t help it

thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I

ok. that’s fine. cool. but I can’t even begin to explain how much less my back and neck hurt now that I don’t slump with a curved spine all the time–now that I sit at a 90 degree angle whenever I can.

crownvetch: princessnitty: It must be really nice to be a man. I saw a shirtless man with ear buds in, jogging by himself at night. I can’t safely do anything like that. Can’t even do one of those things safely I can’t do a single one of those

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