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Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
a lot of personal blogs, full of non porn are following me and I feel like your dirty secret… I like it.
connnorkenway: reylo and 50 shades and twilight and all those abusive het relationships that are popular with women are just the reflection of how we’re raised to believe men who harass us and stalk us and treat us like shit really love us and how
9volt-nsfw: 9volt-nsfw: Little something for @mcsweezy~ I REALLY like Nikita and Bondage, and I really wanted to see her dominate my twins~ hope you like it meng reblogging Hella Fam
9volt-art: Happy birthday to @mcsweezy, sorry if it’s a bit late, had a bit of an artblock recently and had a hard time thinking of what to draw, I DO also plan on colouring this soon, but it’s like nearly 6am so rip me. Thought I’d draw my two
Its tiimes like these that i go to the internet for help all I can think is “What the fuck do I do!” im just like risa from lovelycomplex playing these games. *sigh* guise what do i choose T-T A or B.?
killjoy-tickety-boo: 69-inch-penis: excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them
bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said
ocarlna: I’M LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??
Icanticanticant golden time episode 9 aadjglskdnsllsk i dont like the lindaxbanri ship i mean. I just..Linda is a really good person but i just idk i dont like when past ex crushes come back ineverlikedthat
Kitty kawaii is stressing me out like this one girl has a freaking amusement park right behind her bakery and like i can barely afford a fence right now the struggle is real
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
shimeunkyungs-deactivated201404: please just say you like him, please
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
kidanivillage: can we stop acting like it’s okay to make fun of people’s physical appearances after they’ve said something ignorant?? especially with women. as soon as someone slips, ya’ll are there tellin’ her how ugly she is like you’ve
lupinelolita: 1-800kanye: u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside Tag your current age
noodles-07:yuyuuyuyuu:if I say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say never mind. please don’t give up on me, I’m trying my bestmy audio processing is shit just give me a couple minutes please
People like you need to fuck people like me.
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t
Imagining Edd.i.e having to pee and Ven/om stopping him from going and is like “No… I’ve never felt this before…” And Eddi/e goes “well you won’t feel it for long I’m fixing it…” Ven/om:
Art for weightedthinking cause he is a cutie just like his sona ^w^ <3Hope you like him :3
tobiscut:Woops, Reed made me REALLY want to work on anatomy and stuff to give more definition to the chub and things so I might be doing practice things like this for a bit ;w;(I also liked his background color he always uses, makes the lines look all
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
colachampagnedad: cooking shows with white people be like *screams*
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
I will never understand TERFs, like trans people aren’t gonna go away and all TERFs are doing is adding hate to the world and wasting your life… like can’t you see how damn pointless you are being?
My least favourite part of halloween is the sudden abundance of badly tagged gore/body horror art/porn :p it just seems to appear outta nowhere on blogs that don’t usually post anything like that :/
starcalm: starcalm: Should i make one of those things where a character gains weight if people give likes and reblogs? and if so what character? Just quickly asking again Yeah do it! :D and for the character do any you like!
joyfuldysthymia: Bath tub goddess!! (chubby version!) I usually wouldn’t like this very much because you can see like EVERYTHING but I’m very much in love with myself here for some reason <3
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
estpolis: hyperzephyrianlives: estpolis: my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i
ok but… now i’m sorta accepting that? I’m getting extreme comfort from being a lot like Mae wtf… I wanna dress like her and stuff… this is strange. and kinda nice? I’ve never had any sort of proper coping mech before…
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
Feels like people on tumblr go at someone who’s been called out for like, a week then get bored if they don’t delete their account. 4lung discourse just kinda came and went lmao, they’re literally a pedophile who supports other pedophiles and they
aristoteliancomplacency: oodlenoodleroodle: transkrem: Like, people who identify as Queer know the word is used like a slur. Trust me, we know. So when we say “queer is a slur” was started by terfs, maybe use some critical thinking and try to
goawfma: i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough
unicornempire: robochai: i made thing I like this thing you made. Good job. Good thing.
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
cuteybb said: I thought a bj was like flowers I like the way you think. Everyone take note:BJ > Flowers. - D
einherjartilvalhall reblogged your photo Sasha Grey is disgusting man I don’t know why people like her T:The same reason that people don’t know why you like to play WoW.
kinkyboinick said: What do you mean, like your own personal ones or the one that some of us already have access to? Like put our real, personal blogs on our blog description. - D
I feel like D would like this picture a lot.- T
taint3ed: Porn blogs sure can ruin some porn GIFS. Like it could just be a girl and a guy in a bed romancing and you’ll see this as a caption: “Daddy will show you how to play with no toys.” Like what? What the fuck? I didn’t get that
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umavelhaalma: With this recent trend of eating pineapples people have come up with the assumption that your pussy is supposed to taste like sugar. PUSSY IS PUSSY. it’s not supposed to taste like a fruit salad or a strawberry milkshake. It’s genitalia
australian-oxygen: treat me like a princess fuck me like a whore
mellowfilmmaker: horharambe: Everyone sure likes to forget that Bismuth attacked a non-combatant. More people like to forget that Pearl did it too.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:is he building that thing out of giant cheetos why are they all dressed like mario?
oaeuy: lavenderfables: Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
thebootydiaries: danielcioccaofficial: I don’t understand like if u want someone to look at u like this <3
fancynancy1698: reality91: Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it schmidt from new girl ghost wrote this
curvynerdywordy: thegestianpoet: <3__________<3 Oh god. Where are my panties? I can’t find my panties. Mr. Ford, I no longer own panties. The general reaction that I would like to cause on a regular basis.
missjazzdafunk:For those who liked my art trade drawing AND took the time to like what I have in my blog, thanks a bunch. You da MVP… getting noticed here will be harder than I thought… Y’know what? This person just came out as a massive furry. Go
Choa - AOA - Like A Cat. ♥ Like a pussy! Meow. ♥
I wanna see what your insides look like
