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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Will you be my division?”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
letmartyhandlethis: “If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll probably kill each other.†Bet you weren’t expecting this, haha.I blame ladypaxieofkickass for everything. Shervengers Week: Day 4
benedictfirecrotch: AMERICA. FUCK YEAH! International Lestrade Week: Day 2
sweettasteofbitter: International Lestrade from Ancient Egypt International Lestrade Week: Day 3
fixshitfelix: cause someone already did canadian International Lestrade Week: Day 4
agentofawesome: I broke something very early in the process of making the full animation, but it was too late to go back and fix it. so have this two-frame version instead International Lestrade Week: Day 5
toralinda: Look what I made, guys! Taking the Ring to Mordor? #NOT MY DIVISION. International Lestrade Week: Day 6
m3l3ctric: guys guys I made one International Lestrade Week: Day 7
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 4 (This is the 4th most popular post from this blog.)
lestrade: USING THE “051113†CODE: at the 0:05 mark, hover your cursor near sherlock’s name until this lock appears type in 051113 boom! unlocked content For the interactive trailer!
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
howtobottlefame: supernining: mybelovedcheshire: #lestrade’s least irritating officer is Lestrade LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. Oh Lestrade, you precious thing.
lestrade: there is only the war.
serenitisconstance: Day 7 of 25: Cafe Dweller 25 days of Rupert Graves holiday edits
rumregrets: guesswhogotsuperwholocked: » Greg Lestrade » is a babe
lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG GREG LESTRADE WHO WILL DROP EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE CREDIT FOR AN IMPORTANT CASE AND BRING AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF POLICE AND A FUCKING HELICOPTER TO SAVE HIM AT THE MERE BECK AND CALL OF A TEXT
lestrads: next time a person of the same gender hugs me im going to hold them close for an uncomfortable amount of time and then as they start fidgeting whisper in their ear “yes homo”
lestrade: lestrade: protip: apparently restaurants like to please a pregnant lady so if you put “extra rice and beans please i’m eating for two” in special instructions, your burrito will weigh 12 lbs and be delicious WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING
evawrites: lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG GREG LESTRADE WHO WILL DROP EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE CREDIT FOR AN IMPORTANT CASE AND BRING AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF POLICE AND A FUCKING HELICOPTER TO SAVE HIM AT THE MERE BECK AND CALL
darlingbenny: Countdown to s3 meme: 29 days to go!!! (2) Favourite minor male character ♥ Greg Lestrade You know, he [Sherlock] has a great deal of time and affection for Lestrade; Lestrade is a very good policeman. It’s just that Sherlock is
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captainarnerica: glitterandmetal-yt-da: dontgigglesherlock: if you don’t love Lestrade I don’t know what you’re doing with your life Molly is trying so hard not to laugh at Lestrade. Meanwhile Sherlock can’t tell if Lestrade is joking or
imjohnlocked: lestrade being asked to be sherlock’s best man for their wedding lestrade telling everyone about how sherlock and john are perfect for each other lestrade revealing embarrassing truths about sherlock before he met john lestrade arranging
bakerstreetbabes: wibblywobblywatson: supernining: mybelovedcheshire: #lestrade’s least irritating officer is Lestrade LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. Always reblog.
lestraded: Because it’s not the fall that kills you, Sherlock. Of all people, you should know that, it’s not the fall, it’s never the fall. It’s the landing! took me way longer than expected, didn’t turn out as i wanted it to. :(
#Lestrade’s least irritating officer is Lestrade. LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. “And exactly HOW many times did he fall out the window?” “It’s all a bit of a blur,
lestrades-deactivated20111121: We were at uni together. This guy here had a trick he used to do. He could look at you and tell you your whole life story. Put the wind up everybody. We hated him. We’d come down to breakfast in the formal hall and this
tokyodarjeeling: dontreedusthewrongway: sassywings: can castiel and lestrade become best friends though FUCK. can castiel and lestrade become best friends though can castiel and lestrade become best friends though can castiel and lestrade become
wibblywobblywatson: supernining: mybelovedcheshire: #lestrade’s least irritating officer is Lestrade LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE. LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
lestrade-in-the-tardis: I’m freaking out about one of my friends as she’s not replying but people are putting “RIP Sophie.” All on her facebook wall and I am dreading the worst. I am freaking out right now and she’s one of my best friends and