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“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”

“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”

“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”

“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”

“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”

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