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wetorturedsomefolks: i like lemony snicket because he’s unnecessarily devoted to maintaining his ridiculous persona. see being a children’s book writer really doesn’t require that you adopt a persona, but he does it. he’s been doing it for like
uproxx: New Viral Campaign Drops A Teaser For ‘A Series Of Unfortunate Events’ Series On Netflix Netflix just dropped the first teaser for its Lemony Snicket series, and Jim Carrey is nowhere near it. View on Uproxx
maellartach: Dedications | Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
amargedom: “It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.” — Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via naturaekos)
neutrinotempest: greekgosh: This article is me This is the Lemony Snicket aesthetic.
thesnicketfile: Helena Bonham Carter in an uncredited appearance as Beatrice Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004).
faizhang: narration by lemony snicket. cover art by brett helquist. [ edit. ]
transvioletbaudelaire:When lemony snicket said “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. i will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: thesnicketfile: Helena Bonham Carter in an uncredited appearance as Beatrice Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004). OMG I DIDN’T READ CLOSELY ENOUGH AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO INSINUATE
gosh: “The sad truth is the truth is sad.” — Lemony Snicket, The Hostile Hospital (via coral)
lemonysnicketlibrary: “Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.” —Lemony Snicket
something-small: douja: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry what is happening. These are well written! I want to read the books now.
pleasegodletmelive: Lemony Snicket’s dedications to Beatrice
star-eaters: rolingstoneboycomplex: when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me Full paragraph hurts even more. “ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther
omniscient-outlook: dadmosh: laurenxwolfe: jessica-paradise: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” How endearingly lonely to read these. These books are my favorite.
issietheshark: lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events (2004) Adoro.
snailkit: shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that
countolaf: He’s horrible. Awful. You haven’t the faintest idea. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
typewrittenword: The Beatrice Letters by Lemony Snicket
andilionroars: douja: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” honestly, this is flawlessly perfect.
amywinehands: 667darkavenue: Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1) The last one though, hahaha.
emmajstones-blog: “My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events
aqua-heir: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. hooooly fuck when
latina113: “It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.” — Lemony Snicket (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
filmographys: Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
like-lucy-in-the-sky: batman-onceler: niqi: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr. ho ho ho I actually used this as my senior quote in high school
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snailkit:shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that
douja: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”
westsidemovie: Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
pinklava: A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket © 1999-2006 omg i remember this.. i have all of them! <3 they were so good…
sassysexymilf: “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters
timelords-detectives-and-hunters: Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?” me: “Fine, thanks.” Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less
lagertha: Favorite Movies → A Series of Unfortunate Events [2004] “This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite. My name is Lemony Snicket
perfectquote: “If we wait until we are ready we will be waiting for the rest of our lives.” — Lemony Snicket
obnoxiousilence: abstruseness: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. This is just so so great though.
aseaofquotes: Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
ohmygil:Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017)
the-absolute-best-gifs: “My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate
alrightsnaps: Lemony Snicket: Dear reader, if you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down. 10-year-old me: I think the fuck not
amortizing: “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” — Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning (via amargedom)
transvioletbaudelaire: When lemony snicket said “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. i will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken
poorpoorpitifulme: rhaella: lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will
minuty: “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives.” — Lemony Snicket (via minuty)
amortizing: “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” — Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator (via naturaekos) @slendershadow1 I feel like this is important.. somehow.
f0rever-a-dr3am3r: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
butistayed: “If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” — Lemony Snicket / The Ersatz Elevator
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