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hersheywrites:takeprideinyourheritage: His victim testified he raped her in bed with her infant, called her ghetto piece of shit. How can you feel safe when it’s the police kicking down your door, attacking you. By @please_wake_up - 24 Year Old Ryan

“Oh, maybe I’ll download an emulator to play some games during my trip”>Open up PSP Emulator, fire up Fate/Extra CCC>Tablet figuratively busts down my door and kicks me in the nads>”U crazy bro?” he said while riding off into the sunsetI

heauxkagei: touko-fuckawa: Move over Lapidot fandom and hello Rubob fandom @xxxubbles

hansiballector: jaclcfrost: [kicks down the door] you talkin shit about steve rogers

tredlocity: brand twitter: *makes an actually funny joke* me: heh garfield: *kicks down my door and shoots me in the head*

doomw32:sexhaver: someone should have told them there was weed in the school, maybe then they would kick down the door and start shooting like they’re being paid 40% of the city’s budget to Theyre kind of letting it slip that these enormous budgets

traceexcalibur: a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii”

surlylock: *KICKS UR DOOR DOWN* *THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS* [SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE *BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

captain-america-in-berk: me: *kicks down the door* me: *runs down the street* me: *jumps off a cliff* me: WHY IS AN ANIMATED CHARACTER SO ATTRACTIVE

vedajuno: Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounderMcDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: -kicks down a door- TATTOOS ARE NOT UNPROFESSIONAL. THEY ARE AN ARTISTIC EXPRESSION OF THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU. TATTOOS ARE NOT UNPROFESSIONAL. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO COVER MY TATTOOS WITH MAKEUP WHEN THEY ARE A MEANS

aznthickness: she kicked down my door and just posed like that in the doorway… what ta do next?

roblowcop: game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet– me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals THIS!! ><;;;

sirianmckellen: [takes a plane to your house] [kicks down your door] [stomps into your room] [glares in your face] heard u were talkin shit about boromir

captain-america-in-berk: me: *kicks down the door* me: *runs down the street* me: *jumps off a cliff* me: WHY IS AN ANIMATED CHARACTER SO ATTRACTIVE

apojiiislands: What if 50000 word fanfic for Golden Sun for nanowrimo ….. yes yes i need plot help me plot guys *kicks down door* PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE OF WEYARD IF IT IS FLAT THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING ON THE FLIP SIDE LIKE A COIN

mistletoebuttplug: traceexcalibur: a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii” #wolverine

queenwooper: I need to meet some more Civ fans, where’s the Civ fans yet *kicks down your door* SHIT YEAH CIV

captain-america-in-berk: me: *kicks down the door* me: *runs down the street* me: *jumps off a cliff* me: WHY IS AN ANIMATED CHARACTER SO ATTRACTIVE

reviseleviathan: KICKS DOWN THE DOOR WITH TERRIBLE INTERNET FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATE this episode was a rollercoaster damn

hansiballector: jaclcfrost: [kicks down the door] you talkin shit about steve rogers

*just finished the Shadow Broker mission**kicks down doors*SHAKARIAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

Just went through the Omega 4 Relay and I am dying at how awkward and adorable Garrus is…!!*kicks down door*SHAKARIAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

*playing Mass Effect 3**recruited Garrus and saw the scene with Shepard and Garrus’ nice bonding again**KICKS DOWN DOOR*SHAKARIAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

*puts down controller and kicks down doors for the umpteenth time*SHAKARIAAAAAAANNNNN!!!Gaaaaaaah why are you so adorable, Garrus!?

lewaka replied to your post: “*puts down controller and kicks down doors for the umpteenth time*…”: oh yess, Garrus- the reason I started playing me. I’m not ashamed to admit it :3Yeah, he and Legion were my main reasons to start playing

junkoenoshlma: “Am I kicked out of the fandom yet? XD” The teen types into the caption box as she uploads her art. Her bedroom door is then kicked down, twenty large men burst in. its him. the king of the fandom. he tears all her fandom posters off

iwatobibuttclub: [kicks down your door in the middle of the night] DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT RINTORI?

babebraham: *SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE* MORE ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC REPRESENTATION *KICKS DOWN A DOOR* NO MORE COMPARING ASEXUALS AND/OR AROMANTICS TO FUCKING ROBOTS AND PLANTS *PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE WALL* ARO/ACE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN BEINGS WITH FEELINGS

roblowcop: game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet– me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals

shubbabang: If you feel the need to beat down on someone’s art when they’re just starting to learn how to draw, I will personally kick down your door and replace every single goddamn roll of toilet paper in your house with sandpaper

kristenwiiggle:me: i think im depressedmy therapist: well i think i have a solution for thatlady gaga: *kicks the door down* *performs the cure live in real time with full regalia and choreography with all 20-30 dancers in my therapists office*

dudeufugly: setlock anecdote: At one point Benedict kicked the door out too hard and it went flying down the stairs. Everyone just stood there and looked after it for a second. also: they did the “Well, I’m not now” quite often and seem to have

hersheywrites: takeprideinyourheritage: His victim testified he raped her in bed with her infant, called her ghetto piece of shit. How can you feel safe when it’s the police kicking down your door, attacking you. By @please_wake_up - 24 Year Old

charkov: [kicks down your door and put on dry ice machine] IT [puts on sunglasses and steps through] IS [shrugs on tweed jacket] THE [grabs sonic screwdriver] 23RD OF [raises hands to the sky] NOVEMBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

mistletoebuttplug: traceexcalibur: a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii” #wolverine

vedajuno: Me: *kicks down shitty McDonalds door* gimme the fucking McPounderMcDonalds Employee: t-that’s forbidden knowledge………………Me: *kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass*

roblowcop: game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet– me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals

hersheywrites: takeprideinyourheritage: His victim testified he raped her in bed with her infant, called her ghetto piece of shit. How can you feel safe when it’s the police kicking down your door, attacking you. By @please_wake_up - 24 Year Old

thrillingprincess: officialunitedstates:“fbi” i yell, kicking down your apartment door.you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on“ill be asking the questions” i yell as i kick down your closet doorthere’s just coats in there

humboldt-squid: *KICKS DOWN DOOR* “MINDFUL EDUCATION” WAS AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND SONG DEVOTED TO OUTLINING THE PRINCIPLES OF MINDFULNESS, A TECHNIQUE TAUGHT TO PEOPLE TO HELP THEM DEAL WITH ANXIETY AND SIMILAR DISORDERS AND TO HELP AVOID BREAKDOWNS

officialunitedstates: “fbi” i yell, kicking down your apartment door. you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on “ill be asking the questions” i yell as i kick down your closet door there’s just coats in there you tell me “fbi” i scream

hungwy: SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

joshisepic2222:kheironomos:*I kick down the doors to the school of Athens and come charging in with a Tyrannosaurus in tow*: BEHOLD A MANWhat is man, if not a scaly beast with tiny arms

hawberries: i hope kingdom hearts 3 goes like this 😊[alt: kairi kicking down the door to org 13′s castle with a keyblade in each hand and riku and sora clinging delightedly to her legs, saying “XEHANORT RETIRE BITCH”]edit: i posted this on the

bunjywunjy: soursoppi: soursoppi: same donald here to kick some ass and dispense the sass holy shit the concept of Gungan Goofy just broke down my door and forcibly rearranged my living room

sarcasticstump: AND IN THE END *breaks down your door* I’D DO IT ALL AGAIN *flips your table* I THINK YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND *smashes your window* DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THE KIDS AREN’T AL- *drop kicks you* KIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT

my-flourish-and-blotts: tywins:If you need to kick a door down to get to someone in need, remember to kick by the door handle and not in the center of the door, as your goal is to break the lock, not kick a hole in the door. I think It’s more probable

hungwy: SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

folie-a-wentz: put0ny0urwarpaint: GIVE ME A SHOT TO REMEMBER[kicks down door]AND YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PAIN AWAY FROM ME[kills family]A KISS AND I WILL SURRENDER [ignites fire]THE SHARPEST LIVES ARE THE DEADLIEST TO LEAD[sets whole house on fire] YESSS

nialllhoran: [KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR] [ARMY ROLLS INTO THE ROOM] HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SINGLE

mr-starkerbutgay: Peter: *kicks down the door looking panicked*Tony: what did you do?Peter: NOBODY DIEDTony: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

pornmommy:I can tell he had a long day. Walked in the door, threw me down, and started taking his aggression out on my ass. I kicked a bit and had to bite the pillow, but otherwise let him do it, like a good Mommy.

faultstars: [BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR] TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS [KICKS OVER A CHAIR] THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN [SMASHES A LAMP] TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS [RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS] THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE

thrillingprincess: officialunitedstates:“fbi” i yell, kicking down your apartment door.you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on“ill be asking the questions” i yell as i kick down your closet doorthere’s just coats in there

oh-mrwinchester-oh: *KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR* *SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE* “LET’S TALK ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES”

me yesterday: well these are the projects im going to finish, im gonna be diligent and work all day on them !!pokemon today: kicks down my door, surprise motherfucker

hisfuturexwife: 1tallcoolone: I cant wait for that bitch to kick down the door and scream.. IM HERE BITCH!! Haha

cqc–youinhell: markhamillz: unluckyfortunes: wintermoth: unluckyfortunes: so uh, any usa followers want to answer me this question: what the fuck is root beer supposed to be?? *KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ROOT BEER IT’S

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