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Oh boy, last Monday something CRAZY WEIRD happened in Beach City. The sky turned blood red! Winds kicked up so high that my dad’s car flipped over! And a GIANT EYEBALL THINGY was in the sky! My little brother blamed global warming for the
Welcome to KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD! Where I document all that is weird in Beach City. Unfortunately, the ol’ BC has been pretty quiet this week… Oh, except for the fact that I TALKED TO A FISH! There’s this fish aquarium store on
The other day my little bro, Peedee, was being all serious about life and our jobs at the fry shop. I think he’s tired of wearing that fry costume. Pretty sure he wants to work the deep fryer like me. I’m like, bro, if you want this job
Steven’s Fingers!!!! What!!
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Sorry for the lapse of entries, but I’ve been hard at work investigating the latest amusement park disaster to strike Beach City’s Funland. For those of you out of towners, a couple weeks ago a ride malfunctioned and turned Beach City into
Just snapping a quick selfie before my match tonight at Beach City Underground! Since I pinned Tommy Ten Fingers last week, the Loch Ness Bloggster finally getting his big main event push against one of the company’s top heels! Don’t
I TAKE IT BACK, WRESTLING IS VERY REAL. Purple Puma totally buried me tonight! I didn’t even get to use my signature move, the Head Loch! Let’s face it, I’m just going to be a mid-card jobber for the rest of my life. At least
I was FOOLED yesterday. FOOLED into thinking Steven had an invisible pet lion. So stupid. I like to think of myself as a skeptical free-thinker, so I’m surprised I believed such a silly idea. In other news, Steven might be pregnant! Haven&rsquo
SOMEONE BROKE TEENS OF RAGE!!! ask;ldfjas! Teens of Rage was my favorite game! I’m just so full of some kind of emotion. ANGER! No anger isn’t the right word. But something like anger! Funland had the only Teens of Rage cabinet in
This week, I thought I’d investigate the classic legend of the BEACH CITY CARNIE GRAVEYARD! Back in the 30s, the county passed a law banning “circus folk” from being buried amongst “regular folk”. So the circus folk
Yesterday, a bunch of weird crystalline flowers showered Beach City at sunset. Who knows where this mysterious flora came from. Perhaps it was a seasonal gift from nature. Or perhaps it was to signal THE INVASION OF BEE PEOPLE FROM OUTER SPACE!!!
A lot of WEIRD weather has been happening in Beach City lately. First, a crystal flower shower, and now it’s raining GUYS! You know, G.U.Y.S.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They’re toys. My guess is it’s some viral marketing
I saw Dogcopter 3 in 3D tonight and all I have to say is WOOF! First of all, it’s a huge mistake to turn the last Dogcopter book into THREE movies. Yes, the last book is over 900 pages, but there’s not enough story! And the 3D was complete
The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very afternoon I was going to upload my exposé on DRONES… PTERODACTYL DRONES! Coincidence? I think NEVER! It’s too bad I couldn’t upload the 2TB PDF - it’s
I’ve heard rumors of an ancient mystery at the Beach City Mini-Golf and Shrimp Buffet. Legend is the giant plastic dinosaur at the 6th hole IS AN ACTUAL DINOSAUR. Supposedly the original owner secretly kept it as a pet, and after it died, he
KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet in a way that
Update FROM MY PHONE. UGH! Moments after my photo shoot, some CRAZY THING came out of the ocean and SHOOK THE EARTH! I dropped my laptop and it broke… AGAIN. I have no idea what that thing was, but I can only assume fracking is to blame. Probably
Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks, but I know the real culprit: The Ghost of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He set a record 335 fires in the summer of 1862. Back then,
At any given moment, if you asked me what I was thinking about, the answer would be one of two things: katana swords, or THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERNATE TIMELINES RUNNING PARALLEL TO OUR OWN! Proving the existence of these timelines can be pretty tricky,
While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They’re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green “flavor-substance”. I suspected it to be a
What the heck is this?! Someone put up a fence around the Beach City Lighthouse! And the only reason for anyone to put up a fence is if they’ve got SOMETHING TO HIDE!!! Or if they have a dog. Or a pool. Or if the homeowners association in
HOLY SMOKES! You Weirdos have a lot of questions! Granted, about 300 of those are just pointing out I misspelled undergriund in my blogger description, but still! I sincerely hope this is not some kind of Improv Everywhere-esque prank. I have temporari
Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and I have reconstr
So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART
Sometimes I think about all the bad decisions I’ve made and how they’ve affected my life, and I wish I could go back in time and change them. But unless I can find a way to break into the Pentagon and steal a time bike, I’m just stuck
SLJ:Kdfdsflaj!!!! Some REALLY WEIRD STUFF is happening right now!!!!!! I don’t have time to put it all together because we are hauling butt out of town!!!KBCW
I GOT A LETTER TODAY!!! But for some reason it was all wet and I can’t even tell what it says. Is it a love letter? Is it a death threat? Please tell me! I need to know if I should lock my doors or open my heart!
I’ve been up for 36 hours straight, but it’s finally finished! My investigative documentary investigating the truth about the enemies and heroes of Beach City is online! It’s called: RISING TIDES/CRASHING SKIES: DANGER ON THE BOARDWALK: THE
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!? I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be part of some eco-terroris
Greetings, my devoted followers. Many of you have been wondering with your senpai has gone in this time of extreme weirdness. Mysterious earthquakes, UFO sightings and chunks of fruit salad washing up on the beach have all been seemingly ignored by
In my searches for THE TRUTH, I’ve done a lot of listening. I’ve listened to haunted houses to hear ghosts from other dimensions. I’ve listened to radio signals from the cosmos for signs of alien life. But on my most recent quest to help the
My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally, my legacy is protected
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