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fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
bohemian-fairies:chris-lives-here: Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen. If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
thexfiles: My dad is so fake his friend was present @ an exorcism once where an unplugged radio made static noises and then began to play highway to hell by ac/dc and he doesn’t believe
penelopgarcia: if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
wolfsteps:Your self-esteem won’t come from body parts. You need to step away from the mirror every once in a while, and look for another reflection, like the one in the eyes of the people who love you and admire you.
bonaventure-:me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d-me: *goes back to sleep*
busket: thereallightsabovearbys: starexorcist: Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.
bonerfart:yiffmaster: neilnevins: imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart where is she now where do you go once you’ve reached the top
slayboybunny:*hits rock bottom once a week*
bitterbitchclubpresident: magnacarterholygrail: egyptiasian: barber: what do u want?“give me that spongebob crib fam”barber: say no more. niggas are on levels we could once only dream of Art
themanwithfrozenhearts: im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
jamiebenn: if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes
bonerfart: yiffmaster: neilnevins: imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart where is she now where do you go once you’ve reached the top
fatassbigbitchesintheclub-deacti: it is. so funny to think…that person named richard was once a baby. richard is not a babies name
sixfeetunderrthestars: dredsina: YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere
tommygunbloodlust: lifewasted: sloppyrectum: let’s play a game: you’re completely naked in a crowded place, and you only have one pillow big enough to hide your tits and vagina at once, or ass, but then it wouldnt cover anything else. The catch
grawly: grawly: I know people say how jokes are officially dead once Dennys or other corporate accounts get a hold on em but what happens when the staff goes for it it doesnt even matter now does it
sugarcubesaresexy: What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER
annakendrickofficial:a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
buzzfeed: Every once in a while you see something that changes your entire life.
gang0fwolves: jackpowerx: savage-affinity: Context to the story:The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15" of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair
Our household goods come in the morning :) Once we get our microwave set up, i want to drink a hot mug of green tea again. I get so excited about picturing where i will put everything, and keeping it all clean. I want to run a clean, comfy home. Also,
My excitement for our weekly trip to the dog park outweighs how nervous I am to go out in public with my face still healing from the tiny burns from that soap I used once. Nick and Juvia play hide and seek in the small forest/creek and I love looking
tboydivision-deactivated2022091:men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore
tgirlinthemirror: maletofemalefeminize: safemodecurious: Things change forever! Become a woman and feminize yourself. Feminize yourself to the point of no return. Accept your feminization For one thing, it’s never something you do just once.
girlytourist:Maybe just once?
i was god once
christo-pho: thatwetshirt: Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
taiikawaii: trilliansthoughts: This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting
robbstark: just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
greatguy4fun: Just once……
drackiszunk: yunafire: “…Wait. I don’t really have to cut ‘em, do I?” Dennis O’Hare is a physically repulsive human being I would just once like him to play a likable character because he’s such an amazing actor.
deepthroatenthusiast: Sunday is deep throat training day. Maybe your friend make you a deep throater in just once hard lesson, without mercy. Are you willing to accept the challenge?
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself! makeup culture is wack and
kushandwizdom: houndoom:taiikawaii:trilliansthoughts:This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown
redefiningbodyimage: So I know it’s like, a thing, to tell people that they look “thin” when something they are wearing is “slimming” - as a sort of compliment. But just once, I’d like someone to tell me, “That dress makes you look fabulously
batmanisagatewaydrug: trashytwenties: batmanisagatewaydrug: karstenharrington: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
when you miss someone you love and you see them again for the first time in months, you realize that you forgot that you have an addiction and like any addiction, just once is never enough. no amount of time with him is ever enough. i hate how many times
impregcaps: Remember If you moan just once then I’m changing hole.
alec guinness once gave me ฤ to go away
bitterassfandom: just once i want sam and dean to run out of salt and start throwing saltine crackers at a demon
I’ve realized that I’m done trying to fix other people. For once I want to be saved. I want to be fixed. Is that too much to ask? Why do I always go for the broken boys? The projects?
queer-punk: gettingahealthybody: trilliansthoughts: This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown
cozely: I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
jeffsafera:mistressgabriellebliss:Ha that’s all you get Can’t I take it off, just once?
I would kill to be in that position just once with gianna
strapongirl: A lovely and very inspiring pegging scenes collection ok, just once. To see what it’s like. Maybe twice if it’s good.
killbilled: Could you bring back a man without a head? Not six times. Just once. I don’t think it works that way, child.
This is just unacceptableeeeeee
gxkv:tboydivision-deactivated2022091:men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore
sylverminx: beckpoppins: caleb-widogastt: glyndarling: robbstark: just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask Is his pulse
ardientes69: funkyhippiefreak: nickens1958: jaimecd: I DON’T KNOW WHERE ALL HER CUMM, COMES FROM BUT I WOULD SURE LOVE TO FIND OUT JUST ONCE !!! ; )~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Damn you talking about somebody being juiced
taiikawaii:trilliansthoughts: This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting
