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“My friend and I would always play-act lesbian: perverted jokes, insinuating, stuff like that. It was all pretty innocent, until one day, she started rubbing my boobs through my shirt. Since then, we always touch each other hesitantly… and

hugotendazillustrations: Nurse and Mr. Johnson - PinUp Cartoon Another adult joke/play with words… I’m getting to love this corny stuff, it’s much more fun than sarcasm. I must be getting old :) Made in Manga Studio. http://hugotendaz.deviantart.com

Chel (Road to El Dorado) - Golden Shower - Cartoon PinUp CommissionNothing like a good, warm shower after a long, stressful day :)This is a commission for fellow artist @ck-blogs-stuff of Chel from Road to El Dorado in sexy lingerie. Thank you CK for

Here’s a very late and over due birthday drawing for the @ask-sillybri

Line practice stuff Cause Im outta ideas and jokes that hasn’t been said and done a hundred times before this year alone. HEY, its THOSE ponies, playin dat thing with that there dice. Wha'it called?!

tigerbun:I took my engie on my usual dungeon train today, and it went a lot better than I expected and it was a lot of fun. I also wanted to make the Iron Man joke, fite me.Shout out to husband for giving me advise and combos through out the whole thing,

Taking Up The Tunic Vol. 2, Page 1So out Heroine has started her Adventure. As promised some stupid jokes and shoved in NSFW stuff. Next Page should follow soon. Enjoy. :)

thatfunnyblog: every show on nickelodeon has made some boob jokes and no one has noticed until now Funny Stuff you like?

Oh look, a quick sketch of a naked woman that may or may not be transparent! Surely this isn’t some sort of lame joke and/or trap!

Paulette and Percy WOULD NEVER do such things together!!!!

Whenever she’s not fighting, she uses Steven’s DS just to play Animal Crossing. The others already know what they’re getting her for Christmas.(Submitted by aussie-bookworm)

syerraffxiv: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and

Guys to be honest, i said jokes and stuff about Marvel and DC and yes they both have flaws when it comes to draw new readers and they forgot about the old ones and sometimes they want to change, to appeal a certain group in the social media, but at the

Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You

Today is a good day. I woke up to nice cuddles and jokes and stuff and remembered some awesome creative plans I have made with Ellie and Vicky and now Niashoni (three of my best friends) who also managed to set up a shoot to show off her garments that

stirdrawsandreblaws: justasprinkleofsugar: burnttoastmaster: all jokes aside benedict cumberbatch its racist and classist and also sees autistic people as subhuman so fuck him Sources pls sources! racism:beaniebag’s take on the August 2011 riots

tritagonist: tritagonist: i’m officially cancelling cringe culture. it’s over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice. play minecraft. watch doctor who. read homestuck. draw

People on this site really go mad when you don’t like the jokes they like huh

white-sabbath2:I really like it when bands keep recording after the song is over and put it on the album and you can hear them talking and laughing and joking and yelling and stuff, that’s really cool.

fencer-x: matsuoka-lin:gettinglostinneverland:gettinglostinneverland:I joked about Sousuke having a crush on Gou and/or Gou having a crush on him.And then KyoAni gave me this and I don’t know what to think *_* You know what? I ship them. He can

lonewolfed: so if you take stiles and derek and leave the actual dialogue from the show, it becomes a story about two horny gay dudes with some kinky stuff going on in their relationship and then:

darkfiretaimatsu: Before it was just all stuck to a wall and stuff. Now it can be free~Besides, that thing was probably years out of date, or depicting an alternate universe Pinkie Pie and not me, or a joke by Daisy or something. Really, I’m only worth,

Yeowch. Both selections people want me to do commentary for have very little room for joking or anything like that. Here’s a paragraph from my fic “My Year in Lists,” which is a MCU-based Tony/Rhodey fic and the first fic I actually

the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings

thowra replied to your post “thowra replied to your post “thowra replied to your post “thowra…” “eren has a flower tattoed on his dick and armin makes jokes like ITS BLOOMING and stuff when he has a boner” omg eren and armin

bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking

vexture:Reminder to those who don’t experience hallucinations/reality breaks:Please tag your AI generated posts as unreality or the name of the generator you’re using. The distorted faces/backgrounds/objects can be fun to look at and joke

flannel-penguin: getterbeam: you know, people always joke about japanese people being obsessed over american media like spongebob and seinfeld as if it never happens just to pick on weeaboos and stuff, but i met this japanese kid who is obsessed with

charlattea: why must looking through a tag be pain what are all these unfunny jokes what is this meme what this 9gag spam why that opinion post here what that I don’t understand

Back when “Joking Victim” aired I remember seeing this odd post where someone was complaining about how they really hoped the video game thing wasn’t referring to sex because they “didn’t want to hear Sadie talk about stuff

The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicle stick was one that went “Why does a quarter flip higher than any other coin?” and the punch line was “because it has an eagle on it.”And just…that’s just awful. It’s not

tbh I might be joking about how difficult it is, and it often is, but I actually really really love building furniture. Like its a pain but I find the whole process very zen, I love following along the instructions and sorting out the pieces and putting

dylans-life-and-stuff: that-one-geek-you-know: I’m ashamed of what I’ve created. WHY IS IT ALWAYS PEARL It’s always Pearl because this meme is structured around a very common comedy trope (which TV Tropes calls ‘The Triple’) which is

I opened up my computer to clean the dust out (since it was having troubles) and my finger got caught on some bit of metal and got cut as I tried to pry it out so I bled all over the inside of my computer. I cleaned it up and everything seems to be fine

big blue bum reblogged your post anonymous asked:Do you have any p… and added: #can i use these as reaction images?? yea, any screenshot/gif I post is free for use as reaction images and stuff

I just realized I should’ve photoshopped my icon on that Peridot gif for that post. I completely missed the opportunity to capitalize on the joke. I’m so disappointed in myself

speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon says “Ah, you’re

Tbh, I’ve never felt closer to a character than I did to Harry in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories when he was getting a ride from that couple and they started having a huge argument so he tried making a joke to lighten the mood and they completely

I’m gonna try and get my mom to watch this next episode, or at least that one part, because she’s from New York and would probably get a kick out of that Jersey joke

when I was a kid, my siblings and I would often sing songs from the radio but would be juvenile (as, y’know, kids are) and replace some of the words with words like “butt” or “fart” or other such words kids think are hilariousbut jokes on

if Jasper ever ends up reforming (both literally and figuratively) and joining the team, I hope she at one point calls Amethyst her Amethysteralternatively, if they ever meet any other Earth born Gems they could call her that

My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore

gemlings: the woes of bath time shepard tells dad jokes and liara is the galaxy’s most patient mom

My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: rick santorum is actually the most elaborate april fool’s joke ever conceived at the end of today at exactly midnight his skin will unzip and a gay black man in bondage gear is going to step out and yell APRIL FOOLS

ridiculousinpiccadilly: gallifrey-feels: lizrrd-queen: satanslittlebuttercup: *nearby lesbian laughter* *muffled asexual snickering* *conflicted pansexual noises* *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

meatfighter: the clowns lives matter shit is really fucked up to mefor two reasonsthe negative connotations clowns have towards black people (the afros and lips and stuff)and the fact that clowns are just jokeslike this shit not a joke, black people

lady-yuna: heroace: xxninjaxgeekxx: OH MY JESUS I FINALLY FINISHED DRAWING THE CROSSOVER LIST!Thank you guys for the kind messages for supporting me and stuff. As you can obviously tell this was mine, and most peoples’ favorite joke in the crossover.

lady-yuna: heroace: xxninjaxgeekxx: OH MY JESUS I FINALLY FINISHED DRAWING THE CROSSOVER LIST!Thank you guys for the kind messages for supporting me and stuff. As you can obviously tell this was mine, and most peoples’ favorite joke in the crossover.

thatfunnyblog: so one of our trophy cases were open and my friend went into it and then someone else closed it as a joke and accidentally locked it and we had to get a teacher to unlock it and she laughed dude it’s like harry potter Funny Stuff you

hybridow1: mischievous-flowercrowns: rickshawchase: locusfabrications: Ok so occasionally I put stuff on redbubble. First one was made as a joke and people actually liked it so… I MAAAAY have gotten a little carried away… Get them here If you

abernathies: do you ever just sit there and watch all the blogs you follow talk to each other and laugh about their inside jokes and stuff and you’re just sitting here alone not talking to anyone and you’re thinking wow let me be friends with you

h-omiee: get you a girl who sends you nudes when ur having a bad day Fuck yea! And funny jokes, and baby animal pictures, and just stuff she knows will make you smile or laugh … and this goes both ways!

abernathies: do you ever just sit there and watch all the blogs you follow talk to each other and laugh about their inside jokes and stuff and you’re just sitting here alone not talking to anyone and you’re thinking wow let me be friends with you

Dwayne and Casey, they used to always have snaps competitions with each other, where they would snap on each other and tell yo mama jokes and stuff. It was never really my thing. And they knew that, so they’d snap on each other, and then whenever they

white-sabbath2: I really like it when bands keep recording after the song is over and put it on the album and you can hear them talking and laughing and joking and yelling and stuff, that’s really cool.

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lady-yuna: heroace: xxninjaxgeekxx: OH MY JESUS I FINALLY FINISHED DRAWING THE CROSSOVER LIST!Thank you guys for the kind messages for supporting me and stuff. As you can obviously tell this was mine, and most peoples’ favorite joke in the crossover.

white-sabbath2:I really like it when bands keep recording after the song is over and put it on the album and you can hear them talking and laughing and joking and yelling and stuff, that’s really cool.

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