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la-scivus: johnniewaswolf: la-scivus: I have pizza. …………are you turned on yet? lil bit
la-scivus: johnniewaswolf: tumblr user la-scivus is a gigantic ho bag avoid him and his ho baggity ass or you will catch his ho baggetry it’s contagious and there is no cure like herpes I’m about ready to throw you out of a window. i will stab
yourdirtylittlesecrettt: johnniewaswolf: the fuck is “bj inducing lipstick”? these little boys are triflin I can’t 😂 he’s such a sad sad flirt omg i feel bad but he kept going on and on about my lipstick 😳
s3xnoises: johnniewaswolf: i may be a lg but there is no way on this green fucking earth that i am ever drinking out of a sippy cup or using a pacifier those are my limits no no NO I know your feels thank fuck. i feel like i’m doing it wrong
la-scivus: johnniewaswolf: la-scivus: I hate hyphens. Like a lot. So I’m probably going to alter my URL to take the hyphen out. what’s wrong with hyphens Well for one, YOU’RE defending them so that’s enough reason for me not to like them
la-scivus: johnniewaswolf: your head is already halfway up your own ass, la-scivus, you shouldn’t have a hard time fitting the rest of your body up there. your asshole is gaping enough, what with your over inflated balloon head in there. If I don’t
la-scivus: johnniewaswolf: la-scivus: I’m changing my name to La Scurvy. It fits because you’re already diseased :) Well you would know all about disease ….as well as everyone you’ve ever been with ^-^ You’re not even trying anymore
lascivuus: johnniewaswolf: when will i be hot enough for lascivuus to like me sigh ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I AM IN NO MOOD FOR JOKES
lascivuus: johnniewaswolf: lascivuus: I’m getting a fucking cat and I’m naming her Jennifur Pawrence. Don’t you FUCKING dare Excuse me. There is no excuse for you
lascivuus: johnniewaswolf: lascivuus: Hot people piss me off. Is that why you’re always in a bad mood Yes. Well then stop looking at yourself so much, you narcissist
blazingnewtrails: johnniewaswolf: i cannot take seriously a 20 year old who wants everyone to call him “sir” I laughed really hard cause of the whole military vibe…. that ya know, I’ve had to demand it since I was 20….ooooops lol well obviously
dasaix: johnniewaswolf: i wish i had little tiny nipples because it would make underboob shots so much easier while we’re at it, just smaller boobs in general would be nice I’ll swap with you! haha i wouldn’t wish my boobs on anyone!
lascivuus: johnniewaswolf: Like I don’t think that anon that just messaged get-you-wet knows what “presumptuous” means I really don’t i’m glad you were aware that this was going through my head when i said that ❤️
elterryble314: johnniewaswolf: Wasn’t Suarez going to Arsenal? Now he’s with Barça? I obviously missed something… Yea lol they put a no bite clause in his contract No they didn’t -____-
john-sans-clothes: johnniewaswolf: straight boys who will let you do stuff to their butt are the best boys Do stuff to my butt pls gladly, just bring it on over here!
akittensthoughts: johnniewaswolf: My mouth is doing that thing where it is aching to give a blowjob and if I don’t do it soon I may cry Like actual real tears of frustration I thought I was the only one who had to deal with this! Oh no no my dear.
akittensthoughts: dasaix: johnniewaswolf: akittensthoughts: How come my butt hole is nowhere near as cute as most of the butt holes on here? *pouty face* i have the same sadness Me too! Yes! I’m not alone! \(♡◡♡)/ We should be a girl band!
dasaix: johnniewaswolf: i want a grey wolf tail but all the cheaper ones (just to get started with) are fox tails >.< I have a fox tail on my wish list but I think if you go on their store they have some wolf tails the same price… not sure
chamomillionaire: johnniewaswolf: jason momoa is playing aquaman this is a crime against humanity AQUAMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! that man is a perfect and beautiful human specimen and he is being wasted playing AQUAMAN Gah… This makes me sad. I will
mybodyisdangerous: john-sans-clothes: johnniewaswolf: if only i had the confidence to wear this out in public Dude. 😍 You look wonderful!! And you totally rock it! You should try!!! thank you! maybe someday ^.^
sexfiendme: That’s it. I’m officially married to johnniewaswolf, we now share the same dildos. My beautiful husband. We’ll get them monogrammed. His & her dildos. 😍
lemangelumiere: johnniewaswolf: I really do like guys with pubic hair and I think it looks kind of odd and sterile and like LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING PROTRUDING FROM MY BODY OUT OF NOWHERE when guys shave all of their pubic hair off Like the pubic hair
sexfiendme: johnniewaswolf: i have so many dirty dirty feelings for sexfiendme, it’s borderline absurd. Tell me about it, a certain somewhere needs your attention. Now. on my way. with my coconut and mint lube. remember? it actually tastes pretty
wrexmason: johnniewaswolf: dissapointed-dad: iwantyoualive: jjday10: Some typical Pittsburgh type stuff… The entire room let out a collective groan. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear about a hefty fine attached to this play. Yikes. He KICKED HIM
aaand johnniewolf is gone. my original personal blog is gone. boop.
seaside-sir: johnniewaswolf: I want a boy to come hang out with me and my friends D; Just one? Seems a bit outnumbered 😉 Ahuhuh well considering half of my friends are boys, and three of my girl friends have boyfriends, yeah. I’m not trying to
eroticismexpolored: johnniewaswolf: epicfemales: Cowboys! These women make shit money and nothing close to a living wage, and it’s legal. And it’s not just them. It’s all NFL cheerleaders. If you enjoy seeing them, tell Roger Goodell to remove
auda2208: johnniewaswolf: GO INTO A TATTOO PARLOR AND ASK FOR A “LEG SLEEVE” PLEASE GO SHOPPING AND ASK THE SALESPERSON TO SHOW YOU WHERE THE LEG SLEEVES ARE SO THEY’RE PANTS THEN? NO IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY
darthheretic:johnniewaswolf: mistletoevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month Well perhaps understanding that it’s
lemangelumiere:johnniewaswolf: eating my boyfriend’s ass was the best thing i’ve ever done everyone should do it I’ve never understood the appeal of this on either side idk i enjoy having it done to me. the feeling is really great – i can’t
so i was searching for the source of these images (as i do, because i openly and loudly despise uncredited posts), without any text in the search bar to help: http://johnniewaswolf.tumblr.com/post/116117730250/model-timmelldontrell87 and this is what
help me procrastinate on my midterm ya boobs http://johnniewaswolf.tumblr.com/ask
kittiecunt: johnniewaswolf: a man in a study i had to read for class actually said this was his fantasy.what is the situation here? “oh my god I fell! thank god your penis was here to IMPALE ME.” I can’t even wrap my head around the logistics.
gazzman1186: johnniewaswolf: But…they literally were rolling cheese down a hill…and rolling down after it… Why are English people? Who are English people? Please provide insight Sophie. owlberta Wouldn’t get that up here in Scotland ! Haha
gazzman1186: johnniewaswolf: Apparently another thing some English people do is dress up in costumes made entirely of straw. They also race down a street flipping pancakes in a pan. Hahaha 😂 what the fuck ! I should note these are two separate
owlberta: johnniewaswolf: owlberta: I rarely ever finger myself when masturbating. I just rub my clit. Penetration is really not necessary 😂 SAME. Penetration with clit rubbing generally gives me a more intense orgasm, but I’m not picky and
eveningfrivolities: johnniewaswolf: eveningfrivolities: Dumb bitches who don’t know they will tear up their insides and not be able to get pregnant if they pick up something too heavy dbhkfjasulfjdgd ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT CENTURY DID YOU JUST BLAST
where-the-wildlings-are: johnniewaswolf: where-the-wildlings-are replied to your post:i need new tumblr friends. most of the ones i had… Friend??? we will always be friends!! like even when i’m really mad at you you’re still my friend and i
lostsightseer: johnniewaswolf: MY STOMACH HUUUUUURTSSSSS Feel better I just tried not throw up and went to sleep
sexfiendme: johnniewaswolf: sexfiendme: sexfiendme: Glass buttplugs are crazy comfy I want to use my plugs again but my butt is still recovering :( You WOULD do too much and need to recover 😂 I am not a clever man Your eyes are bigger than
jpro0298: johnniewaswolf: Last night my boyfriend told me that I should buy a kitchen scale (like the little ones you use to weigh food) so I could weigh my boobs 😑 I told him that I think like 20 lbs of my weight is my boobs and he goes, “Yeah
owlberta: johnniewaswolf: I AM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE GODDAMMIT SOPHIE GODDAMMIT safgkuysafgaufAJHGSDfjyeagkhsdfsgfkhjSdfgsfd it’s a pretty decent way to go tbf cccccc: this me right now
s3xnoises: johnniewaswolf: lol Waaaat when was this Last year. It was pretty ugly and very public. I mean I stopped responding to it all and let it go but I still roll my eyes occasionally.
subconscious-release: johnniewaswolf: The episodes of The Fall are so fucking long. It’s not okay. Speed the fuck up. Not even just long like a real hour is long, just long as in the stuff happening in the show itself is sooooooooooo sloooooooow.
thesuckandfuckcumslut: johnniewaswolf: thesuckandfuckcumslut: eatpussylivehappy: johnniewaswolf: THE BALLS IT MUST TAKE TO POST AND REBLOG VIDEOS/PHOTOS/GIFS OF JAMES DEEN AND STOYA AFTER HER ACCUSATIONS AGAINST HIM how even could you entertain the
1-upmushroom7420: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: i don’t absorb things that happen to real people i don’t knowidklike i hear or see the bad things that happen and i just don’t absorb them, emotionallybut if it happens on tv or in a fictional
badjewess: johnniewaswolf: badjewess: johnniewaswolf: badjewess: No I did not eat a whole block of cheese. There was about 1/6 left and I ate like half and put the rest back. Geez! Gettoff my back! “1/6 left” In the package before I ate it!
tits-and-poutine: johnniewaswolf: tits-and-poutine: johnniewaswolf: badjewess: dybbuk-dyke: badjewess: dybbuk-dyke: badjewess: I just got a client text saying “Before I commit can you tell me why you’re worth 赨/hour?” “Motherfucker
dj727: johnniewaswolf: lust-n-romance: johnniewaswolf: pictures of guys holding their dick next to an object for size comparison is suuuuuch a turn off 👎🏽 I hate those kind of pictures with all my heart they’re not sexy. what am i supposed
youbettercallmesir: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: so my nipple clamps are here but i’m lounging in just a bra so i don’t want to get up to get my mail SHIT FUCKING HURTS Aren’t they supposed to hurt? I didn’t think it’d hurt
bayareadude650: johnniewaswolf: bayareadude650: johnniewaswolf: I need money for more glass dildos and also a strap on harness. Though I prefer the underwear kind. Send me your PayPal. I’ll help out! :) hopejohnnie@gmail.com ☺️ Sent. ;)
asgardreid: johnniewaswolf: asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need. Yeah yeah that’s neat don’t you have
stea1thsmooth: johnniewaswolf: femme-with-cherries: johnniewaswolf: dcfilms: First look at the Justice League I am uninterested in all of this except Jason and Gal the rest can poof bye bye What about Ezra? Baby Jewish Flash of my heart! Eh.
contentsunderpressure: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: Like give me a chance to miss Batman before you throw a new one at me, shit. The disrespect. @stea1thsmooth In what universe is 4 years a long time? That’s not how I work. Christian Bale is
brattynympho: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: where is that video of the dude who is just cumming like a fucking bucket load and it’s so gross but you can’t stop watching??? @brattynympho you know the video i’m talking about!!!! Yesss I do.
postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: johnniewaswolf: who wants to see my face 🙃 Me! YOU HAVE SEEN IT
postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: I’m watching Letterkenny. This show is absurdly hilarious. Are you at the episode where he’s fighting people in his driveway to reclaim his title yet? Yeah that’s the second episode.
hungryblackwolf: johnniewaswolf: hungryblackwolf: johnniewaswolf: So many changes… You’re still alive Tumblr is boring and I’ve been hella depressed for like two months. I mean I’m always depressed but I’ve been going through a specific
pileofknives: johnniewaswolf: potentcombinations: johnniewaswolf: men will use the unsexiest things to compare their dick size an empty toilet paper roll? a remote control? really? This post made me think of possible objects that could be sexy
roy-troy: potentcombinations: johnniewaswolf: call california “cali” and i will personally murder you Too late. Blame Tupac. Yea what’s wrong with saying CALI @johnniewaswolf it’s goddamn irritating and the only people born in this state
