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“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”

“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”

“I want to do you on the tableâ€¦ On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”

“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”

“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”

“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”

“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”

“The game is something, but you are everything.”

“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”

“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

johnlock-is-canon: genicecream: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im not allowed

johnlock-consulting-husbands: This actually always made me really upset I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

Guess what I’ve been watching?

damnit more john in red pa-wait what

thebritishteapot: Goodnight tumblr <3

mutsunn: “We live together, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.”

pluviophilesarchive-deactivated: “Just the two of us against the rest of the world.” if you stare at this long enough, it looks like they are moving towards each other!

enerjax: Happy Halloween Lock~! May your pumpkins remain untampered with ;D

consultingaytective: #yeah you keep telling that to your boner John

notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;

traumachu: traumachu: The year is 1958; Dwight D. Eisenhower is in office, Elvis is inducted into the Army, and rebel-without-a-cause Sherlock Holmes meets golden boy John Watson for the first time, sparking an incendiary romance that will change them

bluebellofbakerstreet: For this month’s Let’s Draw Sherlock.

barachiki: “It is for an experiment! He has seven more of them. He isn’t going to miss one!”

johnlock-consulting-husbands: ps-iloveyou143: doomslock: AU - A Desperate Call └ The Doctor knows that this is not the end of Sherlock Holmes. But the others will never forgive him for doing nothing. That’s bloody sad this is pro’bly the

johnlock-consulting-husbands: This actually always made me really upset I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

Support Au Lait on Patreon -> patreon.com/reapersun<Page 07 - Page 08 - Page 09>Smart boys secret language~

Support Au Lait on Patreon -> patreon.com/reapersun<Page 08 - Page 09 - Page 10>Remember the good old days when Sherlock’s childhood dog was actually a dog? Yeah haha, I drew these before s4 came out, so I really had no idea. What a bummer.

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Support Au Lait on Patreon -> patreon.com/reapersun<Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24>This is the second to last page of this chapter; I’ll post the last one later today :)I already have a few more chapters completed, and although those of you who

Support Au Lait on Patreon -> patreon.com/reapersun<Page 23 - Page 24 (end) - next chapter>I’ll post some more of my coffee shop AU in a week or so :) Hope you guys enjoyed this one!

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johnlock-hiddlestoner: #Johnlock ♥ por siempre

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