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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
