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“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This
The King - John C. Holmes (not photoshopped, btw)
Virginia Winter and John C. Holmes
Misty Dawn (Mrs. John C. Holmes)
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drtanner: Reblog for good art and fucking adorable even if I don’t watch Sherlock. Neither do I but aaahhhh this is really well done!
Incredible gangbang with back-to-back sloppy seconds anal creampies. Soooo damn hot.
various artists - Music to Read James Bond by (1968)
(via LP Cover Art) various artists - Music to Read James Bond by: Vol.2(1968)
Ever the addict, Sherlock? Though I suppose there are worse things than Watson!Adoration to get addicted to…
sherlockisthebest: khirksexual: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically impor
i’m too tired to think of pirate names okay uh Captain Smartass Holmes and Doc Johnny One-Leg well now that’s just terrible limelasers: If you’re still doing requests, could we maybe please have some pirate!AU Sherlock and John? asilve
letsdrawsherlock: PLEASE READ ALL THE RULES BEFORE BEGINNING! (or at least skim the bolded bits!!) OUR OCTOBER CHALLENGE: SHERLOCK AND JOHN AS OTHER FAMOUS DUOS!! Ends: October 30th YOUR CHALLENGE: Holmes and Watson have been a famous pair for over
davidburked: love is watching someone die
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esgaroths: December 24th, 2011. Sherlock apologizes in his own way.
inkydrop: Post Reichenbach [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4] PART 5
inkydrop: Post Reichenbach [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] PART 4 [PART 5]
sweetlittlekitty: twotwoonebeewarethespooky: Sherlock Series 3 #fml
corneliapornelia: That’s what it’s for. - Arthur Miller AND AN ENTIRE FANDOM.
majorsarcasm19: jessamygriffith: ibelieveinmartinfreeman: SHERLOCK AU: In which Andrew and Benedict made a bet during the filming of “The Great Game” to see who would make Martin agry first This is so clever “That’s not the bomb” “I know
GUYS
hollysses: mazzathestrange: theunicyclingdetective: astudyinbaskerville: tumblrbatch: there. are. no. words. This. Ugh, God. Mmfh. Hnng. Neck porn.. Mmm. *Brb dying* MOTHER OF GOD! You know what my dreams will consist of now don’t you? I could
itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: For two years I prayed for a single punchjust onei only wanted onethey gave me blatant physical battery
bwcock: John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) is the most famous porn star of all time, “The King of Porn”. He appeared in about 3,000 adult movies in the 1970s and 80s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops and shorts.
inktober #24 i’m really rusty at drawing these guys my .003 pen is dying i should have ordered a new one sooner ughhhh might have to be more experimental tomorrow ghgh
icicleman: [Monochromatic illustration of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC’s Sherlock sitting side by side. John has his knees pulled to his chest and is giving Sherlock a >\ look. Sherlock has his legs apart and is holding kittens; there
luthi69: No, you don’t understand. Sherlock knew John had written “Sherlock Holmes” since he answered “sometimes” to the first question.When he asks if he’s tall he only does it to see what John would say and his answer only confirms his
begitalarcos: *One Shot*Mary and John join the Homes family for Christmas. Where they both learn that Mycroft is married and Mrs Holmes still thinks John is gay for some reason
I would defeat a small army for Mrs. Hudson
carolinasulfoglio: “This phone call, it’s… it’s my note. That’s what people do, don’t they? Leave a note… John Watson: Leave a note when? Sherlock Holmes: Good-bye, John…”
laughawake: (After Sherlock ripped off the explosive coat from John) John Watson: Oh, Christ. Ffff-… Are you okay?Sherlock Holmes: Me? Yeah. Fine. I’m fine. Fine. …that, uh, thing that you, uh, you did that, um, you offered to do, that was, um…
ewmartin: ewmartin: john “has a big cock so he walks weird” watson sherlock “john has a big cock so i walk weird” holmes
watsonisgay: getsherlock: i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for
warrrk: estherlune: AU Sherlock/The Hobbit: John Watson is the reincarnation of Bilbo Baggins, Sherlock Holmes of Smaug, and Sebastian Moran of Thorin Oakenshield. John started to remember something. (Lune) STOP!!! PLEASEEE!!! STOOOP /sob/sob/sob
fuckoff-imacting: capt-john-h-watson-md: fuckoff-imacting: camelotgirl92: eimme: Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Ballerina The address is Tutu1B Baker Street Not to forget his partner, Dr. John H. Watson or and
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