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rcmclachlan: ayellowbirds: rosswoodpark: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I hate the ocean what the fuck big harmless friend, mostly made of face WE’RE SEEING SOME SHIT WE AIN’T EVER SEEN BEFORE, KID.
poetrystudios: In Jesus Name…Amen There’s No other Name Greater than Jesus. #God Amen.
moonfuckinwwavves: czech-me-out: avenue-maiden: zetterbergs: thedisneyprincessofasgard: dohimdraco: lolabetic: I. AM. SCREAMING. I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT OH SWEET JESUS I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG NEITHER DO I DEAR LORD JESUS
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
incorrect48quotes:Kuumin: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shitNishishi: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.Kuumin: God damn created Facebook
starkweek: jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
captoring: descamisados: My haters: scrawny male pattern baldness baby Jesus Me: rippling muscle baby Jesus, ready to strike were there no babies in the middle ages what gives
slagarthefox: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
railroadsoftware:me: *quietly chanting* Jesus has buttcheeks… Jesus has buttcheeks..everyone in the church freaking out: shut up!! no he didn’t!me: *chanting loudly now* Jesus has buttcheeks! Jesus has buttcheeks!!
pashionforfashion21allday: ayellowbirds: rosswoodpark: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I hate the ocean what the fuck big harmless friend, mostly made of face I love the ocean
madsciences: doom-exe: madsciences: onewingandabrokenhalo: madsciences: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to
laurakvstheworld: scienceyoucanlove: currentsinbiology: madsciences: doom-exe: madsciences: onewingandabrokenhalo: madsciences: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I love them so much because they’re about
mschris314: mxjoyride: mschris314: moxleysmistress: mxjoyride: shopjeen: No shirt, no problem. Having a much better time at WWE than I did at the male strip club last night @WWERollins SWEET JESUS Sweet baby Jesus I’ll be jealous of these two
rottenmeats: catbountry: loryshouldgetoff: WE’LL PUT DOGS INTO THE STORY OF JESUS SO WE CAN TRICK KIDS INTO WATCHING. HOPEFULLY THEY FOCUS ON JESUS AND NOT HOW CUTE THE DOGS ARE. Edit: No wonder that Lucas has been in shit. Can’t voice act for
kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge love mola
datcatwhatcameback: neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY
duncanisideal: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
artemis-heim: neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY WHICH
neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY WHICH IS THE FUCKING
ugglyyy: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t
Certa vez um homem sentiu uma vontade enorme de ir a uma certa rua de madrugada e se posicionar no meio da pista, olhar para o céu e gritar “Jesus te ama” repetidamente. Então ele foi se posicionou no lugar e gritou varias vezes “Jesus te ama”.
witchaj: vinegod: “Do you know that Jesus loves you?” by David Lopez Bible dude: “Do you know that Jesus loves you?” Guy 1: “Jesus!!” Guy 2: “What?!” Guy 1: “Do you love me, cousin?” Guy 2: “No, I hate you.”
lukethreepwood: thousandpaperswans: datcracker: blyubirddono: edvilla23: ruemex: Ooops, wrong room. Holy fuck, no no no no no no you’ve got to be shitting me. JESUS FUCK NO LOL NOPE It is at this point that you abandon your teammates and quit.
Espero que ya sea el final Ya estoy cansada de intentar irme, sé que no solo es cosa mía, también es tuya.Ya no puedo Jesús te lo juro por dios que no puedo, quiero no tirarte mierda pero es lo único que hay ahora de mi para ti.Jamás conocí a una
Quando para os médicos humanos, não tem mais solução. O médico dos médicos, Senhor Jesus começa a operar. A solução de qualquer coisa na sua vida, não esta nos seres humanos e sim no Santo dos Santos: Jesus. Jesus é a única solução. Jesus
octavioleyvabautista: Jesus Ojeda Y Sus Parientes Leyva.B Pa’ no saber lo que hacemos hacemos las cosas bien Pa’ no andarnos con rodeos directo se los diré Me van a salir debiendo no mas hacemos las cuentas Si no saben jugar con fuego para
railroadsoftware:me: *quietly chanting* Jesus has buttcheeks… Jesus has buttcheeks.. everyone in the church freaking out: shut up!! no he didn’t! me: *chanting loudly now* Jesus has buttcheeks! Jesus has buttcheeks!!
reforjada: “Jesus está voltando.” Não, Ele não vai voltar, porque Ele já está aqui faz tempo. Ele está no idoso que tu maltrata, está no negro que tu ofende, está no homossexual que tu condena, está no irmão do lado que você tanto odeia…
no: codeinewarrior: theshittiesttblog: twitter is holding us back as a species i didn’t know oxygen absorbers actually make you not breathe jesus christ
NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN
wantonangel4u: intriguedsub: blasianpoetry: plotprincessss: dekutree: theproblematicblogger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nooo omg no no no no Nooo. Jesus Fucking Christ 😷😷
Jesus Cristo estando orando no monte Getsêmani momentos antes da sua crucificação; de repente começa há vim na sua cabeça tudo o que deveria de acontecer e padecer, segundo os eruditos seus vasos sanguíneos se rompem, e chega a um estado de hematidrose
meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes
prosa-com-deus: “Jesus, pão da vida. Jesus, luz do mundo. Príncipe da paz, maravilhoso conselheiro. Fonte de eternidade e amor. Jesus, Deus Emanuel. Jesus, Santo dos santos. Árvore da vida; Rio que Brota do trono de Deus. Alegria profunda no meu
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Meu filho, escute o que lhe digo; preste atenção às minhas palavras. Nunca as perca de vista; guarde-as no fundo do coração, pois são vida para quem as encontra e saúde para todo o seu ser… … Acima de tudo, guarde o seu
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Busquei ao Senhor, e Ele veio ao meu encontro e me recebeu. Tirou todo o medo que havia no meu coração.” (Salmo 34.4 )” —
las-desventuras-de-jesus: las-desventuras-de-jesus: Cuando te está yendo de maravilla un día llega un momento en el que piensas que ahora tendría que pasar algo malo, que el día no puede estar tan bien y al final pasa la tragedia. Esto no es obra
jesus-e-meu-guia: Para mim, a oração é um impulso do coração, é um simples olhar lançado em direção ao céu, é um grito de reconhecimento e de amor no meio da provação como também em meio à alegria; é enfim, algo de grande,de sobrenatural,
Jesus mandou dividir o pão, não a buceta no short.
Jesus the new kimetsu no yaiba episode gave me CHILLS, the animation was so fucking delishious godddddd
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Claro que com Deus no comando tudo é diferente e melhor.” —
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Descansa no Senhor e confia nele.” —
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Ser anjo é você ser capaz de iluminar no momento em que o outro é trevas.” — Fábio de Melo
jesus-e-meu-guia: “Se você crê em Deus, no seu interior fluirá fonte de águas vivas.” — Bispo Robson Rodovalho
FYEW OK just finished watching band anime (hibike! euphonium)IT WAS GOOD AND CUTE i liKED ITthe kumiko/reina thing was still baiting lmao~BUT I LIKED THE SHOW
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