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cloudy-dreamers: armadillo: jehovahs: armadillo: WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe
folieafuck: jehovahs: we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall Autumn Out Boy
cannibal-swag: oh my god my friend is on her way round and i just answered the door screaming WHAT UP LESBO to a jehovah’s witness that really looked like her i just said ‘tell jesus i’m sorry’ and shut the door
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
ripkamsud: when you go to check your mail saturday morning and there are jehovah’s at your door
raveyrai: khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
mias-back-from-the-dead:pattern-53-enfield:shout out to the Jehovah’s Witness that very earnestly told me I “move like a man beset on all sides by demons” todayit’s called an entourage
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the-mediocre-champion:gynoidgearhead:americasdreambabe-deactivated20:gottalovecatss:im-phoenix-black:worldlykid:I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah’s Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:I spent some time
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just-shower-thoughts: I never thought I would say “I’m gonna go to the Jehovah’s Witness Hall to get more Pokeballs”
charlibal: Jehovah bless HIS HUGE BULGE soul ………
fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
hugepoppa: jehovahs: I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: gnathix: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this,
desktop-warrior: fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses. And none of them leave my house alive.
golden-browncrown: 🙏Praise Jehovah
armadillo: jehovahs: armadillo: WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this
What if vegans started going door to door like jehovahs witnesses.
epicthingstobuy: Buried Skull Garden DecorationPut a stop to the endless solicitors and Jehovah’s witnesses knocking at your door when you strategically place a few buried skull garden decorations along your front yard. They come expertly designed
weloveshortvideos: When jehovah witness stars walking to my door
fileformat: jehovahs: Americans literally never shut up about their award shows and vma’s and whatever but the minute Eurovision is on they act like they don’t live blog what colour lipstick Taylor swift was wearing at the 80000th annual yank music
How to respond to Jehovah Witnesses
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just-shower-thoughts: If Jehovah’s Witnesses believe there are only 144,000 spots in heaven, why do they go around telling everyone about it instead of keeping it a secret?
alt-j: lygophilia: alt-j: jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face
cerebralzero: cumsoline: Next time a Jehovah’s Witness knocks on my door I’m just going to ask them if they’d like to join the Church of Atom. The door opens to you standing in a white robe holding a chalice with luminescent liquid You: “Come
pichasculosandpanochas:o-kurwa:How to make Jehovah’s witnesses go awayAnother day another reblog follow me at: http://pichasculosandpanochas.tumblr.com
trust: me: it’s too hot me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
girl scouts and jehovah's witnesses the biggest gangs on the block forreal
assgod: jehovahs: Destroy whoever invented disposable razors TWINK
brocchusgodofbrovelry: fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses. and a partridge in a pear tree
fish-dinner-connoisseur: orangedelicatesse: I guess it’s time that we prepare for Jehovah’s return. 😕😶 how they pick the corniest nigga alive to play pac tho Are you serious??? I hope this isn’t true. Holy shit, no.
jodecivibes: How gonna get crossed up by Jehovah witness ?
averagedudenextdoor: Finally some Jehovah’s Witnesses I can get on board with
When you see a Jehovah's Witness coming towards your house
cokeflow: jehovahs: i can’t imagine brandon taking it up the ass
