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tripnight: “Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?
†― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They’re Over.
“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right breast.” ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title 8===D——{ Wetiquette
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ilickholes: “There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.” Jarod Kintz
i seduce a woman by making her feel like she’s seducing me… jarod kintz
icaptivate: “I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.” — Jarod Kintz (It Occurred to Me)
erospainter: “It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you. ” ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
girlslovesextoo: “The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.” ― Jarod Kintz
“I am the bathtub of desire, and I see you are filthy for me. You’d better get naked and let me surround you.” ― Jarod Kintz
“If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.” ― Jarod Kintz
“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.” ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
curious-gurl: “Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.” ― Jarod Kintz
gir66af: video_epic undressing in bathroom “I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to unstrap their bras with my eyelids.” (― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE)quote chosen by Gir
black-sapiosexual: “The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.” Jarod Kintz
ohhipeskypie: “My favorite color on canvas is nudity.” - Jarod Kintz { photos } michaelxmae
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“Love is like a cloud in a lake. It’s reflective and makes it feel like you are flying, when you are really either swimming or trying not to drown.” ― Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?” ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
“I have butterflies in my stomach. I’m not nervous—I ate some caterpillars.” ― Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
“The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.” ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically
“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you get. Try it out today, and try it out with me. Go ahead—give me all your love.” ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strange children.” ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
sumisa-lily:“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you get. Try it out today, and try it out with me. Go ahead—give me all your love.” ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
intoxicatingtouches: I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you. - Jarod Kintz
sexysassymommy: “Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched”. - Jarod Kintz, This Book is
whitesoulblackheart: Padlock Enigma by Lorena Assisi ©Behance / deviantART “Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night” - Jarod Kintz (Please leave credit, quote, & links… Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ)
curious-gurl: “I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?” ― Jarod Kintz
curious-gurl: “Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.” ― Jarod Kintz
curious-gurl: “2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.” ― Jarod Kintz
curious-gurl: “I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.” ― Jarod Kintz
intoxicatingtouches: Love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive. - Jarod Kintz
ilickholes: “I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.” Jarod Kintz
unversatile: fahdes: “Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected.” Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE unversatile
yourshameonmylife: The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger. ~Jarod Kintz
notjustinspirationalquotes: “With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.” — Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks
wanderlog: “I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping.” Jarod Kintz
wemightdietomorrow:“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake.”― Jarod Kintz
unpredictamblr: “Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.” — Jarod Kintz (via quotemadness)
purplebuddhaquotes: “The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.” — Jarod Kintz
unfetteredlou: “The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.” — Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me (via wordsnquotes)
black-sapiosexual: “The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.” Jarod Kintz
curious-gurl: “For a woman, intellectually stimulated is sexually aroused. For a man, sexually aroused is—well, I don’t know, I can’t think right now, because I have an erection.” ― Jarod Kintz
curious-gurl: “Any fool can masturbate, but it takes a real artist to make it look like sex.” ― Jarod Kintz
twohandssam: ilickholes: “I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.” Jarod Kintz Good quote!
“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. ” ― Jarod Kintz
gir66af: video_epic undressing in bathroom “I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to unstrap their bras with my eyelids.” (― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE) quote chosen by Gir
“Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit. ” ― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious -
“The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.” ― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me -
azzadine-alaia: ♥ “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” ― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
aztec-dreams: “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. ” Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
