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jakemalik: twerkin-4-jesus: jakemalik: my friend is high on painkillers and i’m trying to talk to him on skype and all he’s been doing is rub his face with a ruler for the last 20 minutes he looks 7 7 year olds need painkillers too
captainbritish: donny-the-goat: bard-core: being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the
penguins-with-lightsabers: This is a time where a comma is really needed.
thfuch: savannah-awe: thfuch: HAHAHAHA TUMBLR ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. HAHA No OMFG really?!?!? Getting this mad over a joke?! Do you even know who notchicken is? holy fucking shit. tumblr is more naive than I thought. HAHA fuck you because
theironwillalchemist: of-castles-and-converses: itsdeepforhappypeople: Awwwwwww cutie that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck What I like about Deadpool is that
flarpe-diem: thearmada4231: DISNEY, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE SHITS! but how is the summer nice it is a frozen wasteland
burrrsace: maskedlink: HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO Oh my god
hencecarter: milokerrigan: this is the most important sign in australia All I see is “MY ASS, open at 6am”
shanieomaniac: theweniswarmer: Hello there! This is a post about something that I just really need to get off my chest!! Yes, these pictures are me. No, they are not edited at all - this is just me. I am 15 years old, 5’1”, and I weigh 83lbs. I
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
whenthemightyfallfromgrace: decayedintelligence: ENDLING Endling is a word for an individual animal that is the last of its species or subspecies. 1912 - 2012 this makes me so sad
phanstop: 2014: 2013: goodbye friends hello friends wow lol this is fake bc 2014 is a newborn and it cant type yet because its a baby
f3tchh: earl-frank-sun: girlspines: pregnat4: k1mkardashian: thatsmoderatelyraven: i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips omfg IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG??? that is one sassy chicken oh my
continueplease: After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
raybucho: okay, so what happens DIRECTLY before this bit of dialogue needs needs NEEDS to be talked about. This entire episode is all about Batman and Orion shitting all over how The Flash does things and how flippant and aloof he is and so they all
locked-in-the-storage-closet: consultingtimelordsorcerer: dubbledeckerbus: Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows. EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE IT FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN READY TO FUCKING R I P M Y S O U L O U T FUCK THIS
breelandwalker: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding
datensayne: feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese: enz-sfw: HAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA You ain’t got 40 bucks don’t get in the fucking taxi This is clearly a joke, dude. The hostility over fictional characters is unnecessary. Besides, that’s still expensive
admiralrainbow: watchmedrown: “Some may disagree with this picture, but I absolutely love it. The other day my daughter and I staged a tea party with three of my most docile tarantulas. My daughter is three years old and is very cooperative. She loves
ask-irl-erwin: This is it. This is Life.
familiaralien: remember-pants-terezi: AnalThrasher69 is a good person This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
hentaiviewer666: reasons why babies are not needed: head to body ratio is uneven when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation baby unable to hunt for the clan baby is slow and usually racist
tibblewinkles: d0gbl0g: whoa this rules Whether this works or not, one thing is definitely true: A dog’s sense of smell is between 1,000 to 10,000,000 times more sensitive than a human being’s (dependant on breed). For example, if we smell spaghetti,
professor-maple-mod: soursocksart: pianochordictionary: eniqmapopstar: what This is what happens when your back is itchy and you HAVE NO BLOODY HANDS TO SCRATCH IT WITH DID I SERIOUSLY JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT A SNAKE wtf?
theblackship: themaleanachronism: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: tastysoup: honchcrow: #but when are they hiring? This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign. Im laughing so
theonewhosawitall: emilylouiserichardson: The last picture is the face of fear. no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it
thatsquitespiffing: (Sorry this is going to be a long post, i would put it on read more however it is becoming risky to go to other peoples blogs so I have just left it) I have collected as many blogs as possible that I/other people have proven to be
soselfimportant: my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice” it is like 400 dollars where did he get it what is what what what what w h a t
beyoncebeytwice: this kid in my math class is wearing an aluminum foil cloak this is not a drill
rdreamwalker: asilookatthemoon: The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog. I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life. The internet is over, everyone can go home It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined. My life is
emroyemite: marielikestodraw: sketchlock: aishaneko: thefoxxybenedict: remember when i promised i would stop posting harlem shake videos? that was before this changed my life oh. my god. *GASP* OKAY. THIS IS WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THIS IS IT. Oh
moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
xtori34: Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families. That is the nicest Werewolf
the-villain-is-the-catalyst: 20julz13: IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT “NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”
sean101b: The first picture is normal, the bottom is in negative.
fishslut: of-the-yellow-ajah: unbuttonedinawood: i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is. And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor
burritosandpeppermint: It is a common myth that very low-wage workers—workers who would see a raise if the minimum wage were increased—are mostly teenagers. The reality is that raising the federal minimum wage to บ.10 per hour would primarily benefit
kaguramutsuki: momunofu: kaguramutsuki: momunofu: I wonder what hatching from an egg is like you know how it feels putting clothes on when your skin is wet. imagine that but taking them off sounds like you’re talking from experience
thishereisahetaliafan: downrabbitholes: why-does-it-follow: downrabbitholes: x is he seriously gluing pocky to his head he’s melting the chocolate and sticking it to his hair. At the end of the video he removes them and his hair is full of melted
death-limes: modmad: there’s literally no way to redeem these two but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit HOLY SHIT HOOOO SHIT HO SHIT HO SHIT THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING THIS IS ALL I
01101111-01101111-01100100: sanjista: bbanditt: chongthenomad: so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO it is the chosen one
worldwidegamewatchers: A preview for the soon-to come avatars were shown today. Planned to be released within October, the male avatar is the ‘Full Moon Werewolf’, and the female avatar is ‘Virgin Wraith’. A new package, ‘Beauty and Life’,
lappanna: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: Students demand sleepwalker sculpture is removed over ‘sexual assault’ fears ———————————- An incredibly lifelike sculpture of a half-naked, sleepwalking man is striking fear into the hearts
mortisia: “Nature is a haunted house - but Art - is a house that tries to be haunted.” ― Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems
prostheticknowledge: Fish on Wheels A small fishtank that is driven by a goldfish with the help of computer vision, put together by studio diip - video embedded below: By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control
swaggiethough: there is a reason why there is a u in cute
tylerchokely: *gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
thelindsaytuggey: roysyesterdayjam: TEAM NICE DYNAMITE IS IN FULL EFFECT!! Get the shirt now at the RT Store. Truly, this is the best photoset in the history of photosets.
gaygermans: awkward-sunpaint: fl-orida: This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on. And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.
livingtombstone: youobviouslyloveoctavia: I still love this I swear to god, this video is funnier than you think it is, watch this
themarvelhorse: ask-the-apple-twins: askspectralherd: ATTENTION FOLLOWERS! if you see a post like this DO NOT CLICK IT! DO NOT ADD IT! DO NOT EVEN LOOK TWICE AT IT! It is not 100% confirmed it is a virus as you don’t download anything, BUT it does
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
tuulikki: blindthoughts: This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice. No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.
dreamingofcossackia: Please share this video. This is of Ukrainian protesters in Kyiv, only a few moments ago (5:30 EST) getting gunned down by police with live ammunition; these aren’t just rubber bullets, this is a hail of gunfire with the intent
halfbake: emeraldcharos: wessasaurus-rex: kikojaharo: This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen. ”What the fuck?” She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused. “what the fuck, whose alligator is this?”
llafoutboy: llafoutboy: man fuck your shower/sink fandom I present to you the staircase fandom K SO THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUKEN TREE RIGHT IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT, GET OUT OF MY FACE NOW PHYSICS THIS ONES MADE OUT OF SKATEBOARDS,
kurotix: yahwehh: collar-and-hipbones: plumag-e: im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi: imarie1: inspirethekids: pure-breath: w-r-i-st-s: Favourite photo on tumblr never stop rebloging this i wanna do this. this is the best WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO
cheeki-vodka-sauce: vasuki: I just find it so ironic how all of America is like “haha Russia is so homophobic” when y’know America someone finally said it
tyleroakley: cadaverous-porcelain: killthebloodyredprinceofdeath: twistedfuckk: We ran out of plates. This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr. This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree
chuabaka: textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
