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Wake up early with moderate energy 1 1/2 hours early. Be productive? No, think about what a piece of shit you are and wrap yourself in blankets and cry into ash ketchum pillows until its time to get up.
zubious: Reasons to watch Yu-Gi-Oh!’s English Dub: The casting is actually really good especially given the personas that the english counterparts are supposed to have Pretty much the entire main cast is good at acting or at east being entertainingly
sixpenceee: Sleeping Sickness in Kazakhstan In the tiny town of Kalachi, Kazakhstan, up to one-quarter of its residents have been coming down with a sleeping sickness unrelated to Encephalitis. The illness began appearing in 2013, causing people to
cayden-carter: As I was talking to my mom today about bottom surgery, I realized I’m most likely not going to be jumping for joy when first waking up out of surgery. Don’t get me wrong, I’m 100% for this surgery, but I think its important to note
futureevilscientist: a-daks: joyceanfartboner: vivian-void: joyceanfartboner: its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while. nobody knows the exact way
sugarpeas89:Long distance relationships can be hard, photographs are fun but its not something that you can cuddle up to you at night and keeps you warm. The photo just reminds you of what you have to look forward to and keeps you going until you are
On one hand I want to make this blog more personal. Add more of my own thoughts and creations… but its hard to work up the confidence to do anything about it. It doesn’t feel like anyone would care.
hotephoetips: thotpolitics: kainecarter: sonoanthony: Want my shorty to wake me up to head but not with my dick in her mouth I want her to yell “ITS SLOBBERING TIME!!!” and then suck my dick “ITSSSSSSS SLOBBERRIN’ TIIIIIMEEEEE!”
thisnurserighthere: pyrop: BABIES ARE SO CREEPY PREGNANCY IS THE CREEPIEST CONCEPT EVER WHAT IS APPEALING ABOUT GROWING A SMALL WRINKLY ALIEN INSIDE YOU TO FEED OFF YOUR LIFE FORCES UNTIL IT TEARS ITS WAY PAINFULLY OUT OF YOUR BODY TO CONTINUE TO FEED
generalbooty: i keep forgetting to make a post about this but when I get drunk I leave post-its to myself to read in the morning and these are a select few
pi-guy: onceupon-a-starkid-inthetardis: my-gosh-its-snowing: aleeyago: agitatedassassin: henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing Step aside, Iceland.Wales win this round. ahahaAHAHAHA I went to look it up on
s-cornelius: well-thats-ood: I WAS GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS, BUT HOLY SHIT I HAVE JUST SEEN THE METAPHOR!! There was a calm moment of “…Wait. Did she just metaphorically pick up masculinity and leave femininity behind in its place?” And
blingostarr: damntribbles: damntribbles: damntribbles: fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise #Its fuck-year mission: to fuck strange new fucks, to fuck out new life and fuck civilizations, to boldly fuck where
manrayban: I really hate it when people make texts posts and its just song lyrics. it makes me want to SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT!
thesezipperblues: itsmemacleod: GUYS THIS IS HUGE.THIS MEANS THAT IF A SAME-SEX COUPLE LIVES IN A STATE WHERE ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SAME-SEX MARRIAGE THEN THEY CAN GO TO COURT AND A JUDGE WILL HAVE TO DECLARE IT OFFICIAL WITH ALL FEDERAL EFFECTS!
dazily: I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”
forgottenwinterfrost: aelx: ipoog: daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!! if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free. AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE
tom-mess: your-brother-the-demi-god: stevegoshdarnrogers: mmtion: themjolniir: moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death its quite rude Okay but of all those three,
tooquirkytolose: tooquirkytolose: Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever. Hey look at this thing I
knockturnallley: Harry Potter and the Seven Heavenly Virtues (part 2/2): Practicing the virtues is said to protect him/her against temptation from the seven deadly sins, each one having its counterpart. Due to this, they are sometimes referred to as
sonic-screwdildo: do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
trustedwings: frauleinninja: this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves
poorhornycat: sunscorchx: Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate… So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid.
gillfeesh: hugobugo:cannon-fannon:THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.OMG I can’t fucking breathe this is too real@northern-giant THIS IS WHAT YOu HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO. ITs NOt FUUuN JORDAN
darlingbeccacd:Charlie had regained consciousness to find himself naked and tied up in his neighbors garage. Unable to speak, with a ball-gag in his mouth, he could only watch and listen to the man as he placed the clear cups over his chest. The machine
sluttytransbecca: John and his sister were both going to separate places for spring break, but somehow their baggage got mixed up. So he ended up with a suitcase full of tiny bikinis, short skirts and dresses, makeup, and several heels and a pair of
mypussyneedsmoredickorpussy: female-breeding-farm: Subject 1145 hooked up to a fucking machine. When in heat its usable to have these machines to give the females theire relief from the constant lust. Notice her clearly swollen vagina as a result of
whoupcliklike: you know when youre playing pokeman and you walk up to a pokemon to talk to it and you already know its only gonna say like… gryaaah… but u do it anyway
thurstin: Things I want for christmas new clothes better concealer for the judicial system to start living up to its actual purpose and start indicting/arresting not only police officers but any vigilante that murders/abuses black lives and to stop
rhaalia: wapiti3: The Ankole-Watusi, also known as Ankole Longhorn is a breed of cattle originally native to Africa. Its large distinctive horns that can reach up to 8 ft (2.4 m) from tip to tip are used for defense and cooling by honeycombs of
angryqueerisangry: Masc is a mental illness. Fem is a mental illness.See? How fucked up that sounds? Just be fucking nice to people. If they don’t want to date you because you don’t fit their “standards” then move on. Why would you want to
eeievui: A Fire Mouse Pokémon. It’s a timid creature that often curls up into a ball. When threatened, it flares up the flames on its back to scare off enemies. When it’s angry, it can produce powerful flames, but when it’s tired, it has trouble
thewaywardqueen: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time a guy came up to me(this is about 7:30am- i was just on my way to school) to tell me “your rack looks great” and i told him “i know they look great
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
objects-for-male-use: Its important to keep up your strength ladies. If you’re feeling tired or blue be sure to run to the nearest tap for a fresh dose of cum.
Since yesterday i blew up peoples dash with my cars , its time to blow it up again with girls .
christinangp: halesayshi: pinstripedbutton: crowcrow: brighthollowmedicinals:For Liv. Okey. This is the most perfect tattoo I’ve seen in a long time. Wow. Am I the only one who sees what its trying to cover up? Lol at this cover up because
cherryhotwife: Another little gift for my tumblr fans… I once went to work like this… can you notice something ? :P Last few days today to join my private website for life, version 3.0 is coming up in a few days, a bit of a delay but its only to
booarenotboo: melancholy-hill: i accidentally looked up baby alpacas and well sweet jesus this brought tears to my eyes oh my god i refuse to believe this is a real creature it looks like its felted omg
bitterbitchclubpresident: the fact that some people can’t afford to be vegan is really a serious issue to me, and i hate that their suffering is only brought up when its time to discredit veganism. there are thousands of food insecure people right
the-small-penis-hangout: I always end up losing these size comparison contests. But honestly, I don’t think I am going to mind losing to her, its going to be like I won anyways.
amy4blackcock:hyperpregnant:She’s been fucked silly and filled up with baby cream. Her unprotected pussy is doing its job to make sure she gets good and knocked up. Her slutty body is just made for fucking and popping out kids, so she might as well
buriedmuse: Cigarettes After Sex new album has finally arrived and it has definitely hit its spot for being one of the best albums of this year for us! Click on the photo up on top to listen to the full album now!
hungyoungwhitecock4milfz: He made me get all dressed up for him on Halloween and he took me all over. He treated me like a girl all night I couldn’t stop him. And when he pushed me to my knees and said its time to learn how to be a good girl I couldn’t
cherryhotwife: This toy is huge… but I like it ! :P Last few days today to join my private website for life, version 3.0 is coming up in a few days, a bit of a delay but its only to make it better and hotter : ) to see all my hotwife videos and photos
underboobandmore: You saidWhere I come from we don’t play aroundAnd when its time to party we know how to get downAnd where were goin baby you don’t have to worry bout a thingTake my handMove your body up and down more excellent boob pics and gif
hotgirlhotguyhotpocket: literally why the hell are toilets still so loud it is 2015 and i have to wake up the entire house if my bladder decides to sacrifice its contents to the porcelain gods in the middle of the night they have invented quiet vacuums
warskunkwarroom: n0nnny: *Booping intensifies* I like how the very first one came up, so I did more:D bat pone Sanguine for @warskunkwarroom Came up to my mind so that’s that^^ Skree! its all too awesome! also boop!
fetusvic: HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A DREAM WITH YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND ITS ALL FUZZY AND WARM AND YOURE ALL HAPPY BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP
joyceanfartboner: vivian-void: joyceanfartboner: its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while. nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient
spacemancharisma: hrefnatheravenqueen: Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting. “my thoughts and prayers to your body for losing its mind and soul so tragically” HOT
female-breeding-farm: Subject 1145 hooked up to a fucking machine. When in heat its usable to have these machines to give the females theire relief from the constant lust. Notice her clearly swollen vagina as a result of the drug.
whoupcliklike:you know when youre playing pokeman and you walk up to a pokemon to talk to it and you already know its only gonna say like… gryaaah… but u do it anyway
movies-as-photographs: Solaris (1972, Soviet Union)“We want to extend the Earth up to its borders. We don’t know what to do with other worlds. We don’t need other worlds. We need a mirror.”Director: Andrei TarkovskyCinematographer: Vadim Yusov
thecementofcivilization: futurecuckoldihopeso: i got a new cage for my cb600, now she just need to enforce it….its all up to her. Turn yourself over to your key holder. You know it’s the only way.
theselovelybonez: notagirloraboy: I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME but then its equally cute, but signifcantly larger, mother would scoot up and kick my ass.
fluxmachine: generalelectric: In the 1960s, GE set out to create Hardiman, a mechanical exoskeleton that could give its user the ability to lift up to 1,500 pounds. Unfortunately, the suit’s size, weight, stability and power-supply issues prevented
