its not
NSFW Tumblr
find its not on porn pin board
its not clips
its not videos
averageisnotenough: See babe, he’s got a full hand length over you. Its not that I like him more, or that he’s better at sex…actually, he kind of is…but the main thing is, he’s bigger than you, and I know you won’t like hearing it, but size
O///O WHOA! WHERE’D THIS COME FROM! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS, IT LOOKS AMAZING! I was NOT expecting this, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! LOOK AT THIS SEDUCTIVE ANTHRO UG, YOU GOT THE ANTHRO PART DOWN REALLY AWESOMELY! AND MAAAAAN JUST LOOK AT THAT
When your girl says she doesn’t cheat on you her logic is “Non of my skin is touching his dick so no its NOT cheating.”
cateyedcrow: The COVID-19 virus has not changed Your immune system has not changed There is no vaccine There is no cure What’s Different? Fewer government-directed restrictionsThat’s literally it: fewer lockdowns, closures, and stay-at-home orders,
rath-raholand: So, I was drawing birthday art when I found out that @matsutzu had a birthday a day or two ago! waaaaat?? omg well then, happy birthday, man!! Have some Wolf in a cake! I hope you like chocolate! Im sorry its not his cousin Weregarurumon
Someone came into work today that I’ve not seen in ages and called me his princess and I’m not mad at all
-hina: guys idk but i think i’m going insane i’m just imagining scenes in my head like i just imagined kai dressed in like police pants and a policeman hat shirtless handcuffing me and whispering into my ear “you’re under arrest for not calling
seungseungho: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your
jeahtastic: its-kylux-baby: no-hux-given: verybadhedgehog: Pablo says on Twitter, in response to a Q from a fan, which was “hi @pablohidalgo Is General Hux’s first name a spoiler? Please tell me his first name isn’t Brendol like his father that
carefreeblackho: sailor-moon-reacts: Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s… Why not? It’s fun
bodyglitter: me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears me 3 seconds later:
pissedoffroboprophet:reallysadcat:does anyone else know that their delusions are delusions but also low key believe them? i am fully aware that my delusions are delusions but i totally believe them its not even low key
Time to play my favorite game of, I’m hungry but I have no idea what I want to eat but I know its not that.
post-teenager: gayleafcrime: its not “you have to have sex with trans women or youre a transmisogynist” it’s “stop viewing people as genitals, what the hell” This post has officially gotten me anon hate. Keep spreading it!
not of self, but of geography.
luka-bondevik: justbrosthings: what europeans think black friday looks like in america They’re not wrong.
people need to realize that “image made by someone else, not me!” is not sufficient sourcing
Tumblr, I know you’re trying to help by searching by term rather than tag but I assure you I was not looking for posts about universities by people named Steven.
oreides replied to your post:So at the end of “Cat Fingers” when the Gems come… cuttin corners for the animation budget prolly lmao haha, could be! They are blinking though (well, Amethyst is. Garnet may well be but its not like we could
I don’t want to be like “No, you’re not allowed to speculate about the upcoming episode” or anything but I’m baffled at the number of people who seem convinced Lapis is going to be in it when that doesn’t make any sense
pbjplatypus: artemispanthar: On the subject of unlikely references to cartoons in live-action shows, I always kinda hope to spot a Fillmore! reference in The Walking Dead. ‘cause the current showrunner created Fillmore! so its not impossible it might
I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
Sorry if someone already posted this but I just woke up and saw “Story for Steven” was added to the schedule for April 9th!!!! It looks like its sticking to the 5:30pm timeslot after “Say Uncle”
artemispanthar: ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like,
I apologize if I’ve been a bit short today. I’ve had a splitting headache all day that I can’t get to go away and its made me a tad irritable and less patient than I usually am
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
artemispanthar: I really don’t care for the ‘let Pearl say fuck” meme and now its all over my notifications because people keep adding it to the “Pearl’s favorite word is no” post and, I mean, its not that big of a deal and I’m glad folks
I know this is kind of pedantic and not really important butpromo: short for “promotion”, refers to officially released ads and promotions by the content controller (CN, in this case) in order to drum up interest in the content. These include things
hey guys, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk or anything, but like if you look at leaks and stuff could you, like, not reply to speculation and theory posts about future episodes with information from leaks? It really ruins the fun for people avoiding
@robertplantspants replied to your photoset: I like this anxious blue moon-head lawyer Gem… I’m pretty sure its Amy Sedaris YES! That’s it, that’s who I’m hearing
theadoracleopatra: “To apply for this job, dial this number” And what the fuck then? It’s not much use giving step one without a step two. I can’t do tasks without having clear step-by-step instructions or a script.
basically amything that might help me my brain is telling me that its not something I’m allowed to have because Im mentally ill / Autistic.My brain constantly tells me that my purpose in life is to be exploited used . subservient to the normal real
xspiritofthemapleleaf: queerboochananbarnes: boosexualavenger: Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies srsly cis friends it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday
4k-ultra: therealjacksepticeye: vegetasvajayjay: There’s a fake PewDiePie going around on Omegle coercing girls to take off their clothes on camera. My friend just sent this picture to me (She didn’t fall for it, thankfully). It’s NOT @pewdie.
werocksocks: “if all black men start dating white women because they inspired by other black males that do so…”This the kinda twilight zone future y’all making up to stress yourselves out?For fun? This one time I don’t mind saying “not
Yes I live with guys. Yes we are affectionate. No I don’t want to fuck them in any way. No I’m not secretly in love with them. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
kedreeva:TERFS, SWERFS, EXCLUSIONISTS, NAZIS, ANTIVAXXERS, AND ANTIS ARE NOT WELCOME HERESo in case I haven’t been obvious enough about this, terfs, swerfs, exclusionists, nazis, antivaxxers, and antis aren’t welcome here. I also don’t want you
i straightened my hair. i know its not really straight. and frizzy, yes. but its getting longer c:
Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about
I'm so FUCKING horny right now its not even funny.
“i thought you were gunna get a hoop or something, not a fucking nail through your ear” “its not a nail” “WELL THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE” jesus -.-
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
vodkacupcakes: Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
also i’ve noticed that the tough thing about my url is people automatically think of ‘bunny’ or think im a bunny, even though im not anymore haha the url kinda came up from an old fandom joke, its just that i couldn’t imagine
mom is watching this kdrama that is extremely upsetting and its making me sick
UGH okay can anyone help me with customizing deviantart widgets? ;;;;; i already spent like 2 hours trying to figure it out and looking up tutorials and its not coming out rightall i need is the css to be able to add a background with a content holder
but to be honest there are just so many gosh darn kids he could end up babysitting LOL and like, what if its not even a kid dsghahhhhh hurry up september
me: was happily watching kiss him, not meme: got sidetracked and suddenly read the entirety of killing stalkingme: what did i get into
smoothysmooth: betterunderwater: THER ER CRERE THERE SHE IS Real or not I felt my heart my heart rip from my chest, my lungs fill with molten iron, my soul descend, my eyes have seen the sun and I now see nothing but an endless void.
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
prettypositivity:train your mind to think positively. positive thoughts manifest positive outcomes. if not a positive outcome, then a positive perspective. “what if I fail?” becomes “what if I succeed?” “what if this goes wrong?” becomes “what
I think my dad is seriously considering buying me a cinteq (which is expensive as FUCK) for christmas and im like ‘oh my gosh nonono thats okay, its super expensive, ive been researching some cheaper non name brand ones!!!’ and he told me that he
lesbiangosalyn-a:lesbiangosalyn-a:violet: i’ve always been one for rational thought–lena: you tried to summon literal otherworldly entities in webby’s house after hanging out for an hour. yon a similar note, somehow lena has gone from “its not
im cheating im not working on my prompts like i’m suppose to so HIPSTERS also if its not obvious Garret is drunk
thorboner: dashingicecream: k last doodle for tonight here is a random dude #if it looks like anyone/character its unintentional i swear to god this looks like the guy from teen wolf fUCK it does
WHEW so not heavily inspired by “oh star” 8^)
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
so theres this anime called “valkyrie drive mermaid” rightits fucking RIDICULOUS and STUPID so DONT WATCH IT…. but watch it also its incredible sexual/NSFW so yknow, beware
