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southparkconservative: xboxoutmattswindow: we have a pig and 2 pit bulls and let me tell you that pig does not know its not a dog like honestly it’s ‘barks’ when the dogs bark and plays with them in the dirt and they sleep together in the same
OMG ITS SO BIG… *handles it like a pro* Can we not have virgin tags when the girl clearly knows how to handle a dick
devildoll: you know how when a big foofy cat gets wet and you see its actual body and not the stuff covering it you’re like OMG YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO TINY? the exact opposite happens with Dylan O’Brien
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
nevershoutpenis: For every note this gets i won’t cut for a day, if you reblog this i’ll put your url in a jar and each day i feel like cutting i’ll pull out a name. If its yours, i’ll send you a fanmail/ask to thank you for caring, i know it
andshegotthegirl: death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
frerard: fatass-mcnotits: i know it’s a dog in a wig but this seriously looks like the beginning of either creepypasta or a japanese horror film nina Its a Kimera!!!
themuseabides: You know its sad though, I’d really like to meet Dean just shake his hand and tell him how awesome I think he is and how much I enjoy watching him, but people keep making it worse for those of us who are sane. Now the poor guy is probably
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
breakfastburritoe: breakfastburritoe: my crush secretly likes me its a secret though so he doesnt know it
joshyouaresodevine: this was the best part because it was all of their moves and to probably anyone who doesnt know them this looks like the worst dance choreography ever but its actually just them which is what the music video is about and im too in
pale-like-ice: I know it’s over before its begun
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting pissed off at the office
g0lden-anch0r: BenzoCanibusHybridMellowShockTherapyForTeens(I don’t know how I managed to make the entire thing transparent but its cool as hell and im keeping it like that)Ill start coloring this when im all woken up see you guys later!
shadyteen: shadyteen: Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly IM CRYINGGGGG
thedjinnjoint: You Know Its Right - When His Toe Curl Moaning and grunts aside I like visual feedback, and Danny’s toe curls are a full-proof indicator that I’m hitting his spot. The first time I heard his toe knuckles crack I laughed so hard it
mybiventure: Love when I can tell a dude is a true cocksucker. The kind who get hypnotized just by that first sniff of my cock. I know they’ll be on it like a pacifier till I fill their mouth or throat. Whether its their first time with a dick
sluttytroye: cheese-smells-nice: TYLER OAKLEY: SHADE QUEEN he wasnt shading, nor did it even sound like he was in the first tweet.people need to stop hating on nash grier so much. i dont know if you guys have heard of these words but its called growing
dietcokeandasmoke: dietcokeandasmoke: smoked salmon avocado red onion and bread. Ahhhhh avocado and carbs and smoked salmon…am i dreaming x do you know how much i want this right now its only breakfast and i still want it….like i’ve just had
smoove-d: fashionofhislove9090: Boys if you don’t like to go down, how can you expect To get a #BlowJob Its only fair, Plus you don’t know what you are missing till you try it “oh so yummy” I could everyday Smoove-d
sinfulst0ner: phasesof-themoon: One thing I hate about periods is when it ends. Because I dont know whether I can trust my body enough that its actually over and not just having a days respite and will come back like an assasin of clean underwear This
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
So, I've got quite a few 1D posters & magazine clippings that I'm never gonna use/put on my wall so if I do a giveaway would anyone be interested? Like/reblog this so I know whether its worth doing it or not :)
chulaspice: people who are against trigger warnings bc they want u to “learn to cope” don’t actually know how exposure therapy works like its always in s controlled setting where the person can go to a safe place/process it/calm down if the trigger
420quickscope: xwarbrain: i’m sorry i know it’s early but this is like my favorite thing someone do this with me pls fuck yeah, its been a long time
rift-faerie: paellamagica: you know what the cutest thing is when someone picks up a quirk of yours like if you say a certain word a lot, they start saying it or if you speak in a certain way and they start speaking that way too its so cute i do this
xboxoutmattswindow: we have a pig and 2 pit bulls and let me tell you that pig does not know its not a dog like honestly it’s ‘barks’ when the dogs bark and plays with them in the dirt and they sleep together in the same bed. pigs don’t care
andshegotthegirl:death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting pissed
yeezys-girl: hugsandgoddamns: cocaineteas: Latinos passing this test. LMAO LMAO YES Diablo this is mad fucked up. How is something so innocent like a baby gunna be called ugly just because of its skin color and then be praised. I know it’s
sft425: ethicalcapitalism: 7eggs: who said romance was dead #tbh i wanna try this #i have to know if its safe though like will it cause anal infection (@surprisebitch) @anaisalicious
