its called
NSFW Tumblr
find its called on porn pin board
its called clips
its called videos
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
cumbermoonfall: anusing: do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button its called faith
gaymzee: no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
kingsleyyy: foreveralone-lyguy: dragonyuri1: now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never
jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
autisticfandomthings:aviculor: boyquail: its-called-deduction-use-it: Psst, feminists. The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal. Hear that? Illegal. Facts are shocking, right? you know what else is illegal? meth you know what people still
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
Reblog if you're no longer friends with someone who you once called your best friend.
who calls me and talks to me while they're sucking helium ?
in gunna be so fucking tired tomorrow. but that phone call was worth it lol fuggit I love Jess
waiting for a phone call that could potentially change everything, is extremely nerve wracking...
stonerparty: CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS CRAZY ASS LOCH NESS MONSTER BLUNT? WE CALL HER “NESSIE”
I’ve never been so mean to someone before like I have towards you. and actually fucking meant it. you need a wakeup call babygirl. maybe me leaving will be a good enough lesson.
When someone sends you a text that says "call me"
nine pages of text because I can't say it face to face right now and I feel like I'd be bothering you if I called.
Making Sex Noises When Your Friends Are Calling Their Parents
four missed calls. two missed texts. all from the same person.
when did I all the sudden adopt this new thing called courage/balls/guts ? hm
stripedsweater: I don’t care if you’re the demon seed of Davy Jones, you’re going down, Tubby! …Tubby??? GRRRRR, NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!!! omfg Steven
that awkward moment when you call your best friend and she’s with her boyfriend that hates you lol cool
toocooltobehipster: feel-electric: If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9”
i wish i could just walk away and save myself the hurt. falling for you just isnt really working out all too well. i wish i was her im jealous of her but for all you people calling me dumb and saying im stupid for doing this, i wonder if YOU ever went
When girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
why does everyone insist on calling me curly fries ? just…no. that cant work out. that was a nickname a while ago.
my mom has this thing about calling my friends that are girls “girlfriends” back in her ol’ days, i guess thats what you did. but um no. theyre just friends. that are girls. but she says it infront of everybody. Family get togethers
fidelius-secrets: call-me-nani: rubixcornelius: wibbly-wobbly-gendery-bendery: fidelius-secrets: eatprayqueeef: Sorry it’s over. It’s you, not me. oh my god stick to what you’re good at… Drinking and being a bitch I know we have the
hurpaderp: my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
ashtongreen: I believe in a thing called love. (Taken with Instagram) get inside me omg
devidsketchbook: MONEY FOLDER Won Park is the master of Origami. He is also called the “money folder”, a practitioner of origami whose canvas is the United States One Dollar Bill. Bending, twisting, and folding, Won Park creates life-like shapes
got called into work after about 4 hours of sleep last night and a shit day of class today /;
icorly: mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
kookie667: Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
