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woah-its-iris: If anyone wants to go on breakfast dates and lay around in bed after, hit me up.
thefirstpaleontologist: momir: You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
despite-2020-its-still-you:landsword:ruinsmami:2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that are you one of those fuckin time travelers date of origin of op’s post: october 4th, 2018
brunhiddensmusings: graphitetroll: its-pronounced-eye-gor: the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.” Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression his dating life was a lot of upward struggle
lgbt-tiktoks:Caption:[Evelyn: Dating as a bisexual couple means never really knowing if its your plaid or theirs that you have on that day.Marcus: Ooh teacher! Teacher! Pick me! I think I know! I think I know!]
chessys: feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling
oarfjsh: prokopetz: Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time,
werewolf1992: the-tavros-nitram: lzbth: LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy there is no lamp post its pure flyer You could carbon date this to the ice age
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS IS GOING SO WELL, I WISH MY MIND COULD NOT FLIP OUT FOR A SEC! IVE GOT ANOTHER DATE NEXT SATURDAY! IF I KEEP THIS UP, I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PARTNER BY THE END OF THE MONTH. ITS SO STRESSFUL THOUGH, WATCH ME TEAR MYSELF APART JUST FOR
berandomness:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS IS GOING SO WELL, I WISH MY MIND COULD NOT FLIP OUT FOR A SEC! IVE GOT ANOTHER DATE NEXT SATURDAY! IF I KEEP THIS UP, I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PARTNER BY THE END OF THE MONTH. ITS SO STRESSFUL THOUGH, WATCH ME TEAR MYSELF
jaredsmonologue: cult-en: Its been 6 months. 6 months already since Jared and I started dating! At first I didn’t know if this would work out. Distance can be a really scary thing and it can get so hard sometimes. But it is worth it to be able to
fucking-glam: sylvia-wolf: October 8th will be the total eclipse of a full moon. It is also the Blood Moon. ITS ALSO THE PREMIER DATE FOR AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAK SHOW
dothethunderthing: bandicutes: PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.
distraction: rhibros: tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site its a porn site for my school
pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
divorceinaugust:pls consider participating in @halquiusweek week its a good ship theyre the weird couple no one really wants to go on double dates with
itsteesmallzhoe: 5abiguy: zebablah: vinebox: When you and your boy got a date with twins smh I went through so many likes to find this i’ve never seen this video in its entirety until now 😭
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: One of the most astounding mysteries of the world is this ancient tile pattern in Greece, dated to about 1,500 B.C. It was little more than a curiosity until 2008 when its resemblance to a QR Code was recognized.
carladoll6: thegodmolecule: here is a tribe in Africa where the birth date of a child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind. And when a woman decides
im fighting to remain celibate until i get a boyfriend. but im not so sure its gonna work when the guy i like (who has no interest in dating me) keeps trying to fuck me.
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni
lubricates: date me its for a school project
disgustingbaby: monkeysaysficus: my-lions-den: bookahplease: cubathon: zaynsmaliks: how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone When they crush back. But, like, is that even a real thing? Its not Yeah it is!! bornite
It annoys me that you ignore me when there are other girls around. Like its okay to feel me up when were alone, but then as soon as were in public you jerk away if i touch you in the slightest. Maybe im just sensitive. I know were not dating. Were just
k4tfish: zarabithia: blatznax: artaxium: nonewillknow: Thepersonwhomadeamistake: sizvideos: To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video I fucking hate this bullshit so much. Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap. YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR
vegan-sophistication: Foodporn at its best - everything vegan & gluten-free :) Basic Overnight Oats & Variations Sticky Date or ‘Banoffee’ Oatmeal Carrot Cake Oatmeal Apple Pie Oatmeal Chai Spiced Oatmeal Lemon & Coconut Overnight Oats
dateaboysuggestions: date a a boy who looks at you and you look at him and you just look at each other for a minute and its nice
jacquelinethebitch: michelleiam: I have a snapchat too. Its nympho.michelle , so add me ;) A girl with over 10 years experience in online dating made this list to help you guys out.
jacquelinethebitch: michelleiam: I have a snapchat too. Its nympho.michelle , so add me ;) A girl’s advice about online dating for guys.
vagi2k14sodium: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist. “my mother was right
nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
lacigreen: a nail polish that can detect date rape drugs is making its rounds in the news today - “an amazing new way to stop rape!”….slow down there sonny, let’s not get distracted from the real issues here
allthingshyper:lylei:the funniest thing about the fifty shades of grey movie to me is how they insist on marketing it as coming out on valentine’s day to disguise the fact that its actual release date is literally friday the 13th I feel like this whole
slayboybunny: its so hard to date once youve become socially aware like it really limits who you can stomach letting touch you and once ur eyes are opened they cant go shut again
dialupmodem:frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
zarabithia: blatznax: artaxium: nonewillknow: Thepersonwhomadeamistake: sizvideos: To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video I fucking hate this bullshit so much. Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap. YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.
illnyss: me when i was 13: depression isn’t a joke its serious !!! fuck you !!! me now: hey who wants to place bets on my suicide date lol
gogh-chase-the-stars: “Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it be at 2 am or 2 pm.” — Anon (via its-somuch-colder)
adobepremiere: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
gunrunnerhell: CZ-85 A modern day, up to date version of the legendary CZ-75. Much like its more famous predecessor, the 85 comes chambered in the two most popular and issued calibers for military and law enforcement; 9x19mm and .40 S&W. One major
art-of-swords: Jambiya Dagger Dated: 18th - 19th century Culture: probably Yemeni Measurements: 30 x 5 cm This jambiya dagger was probably designed for ceremonial/presentation purposes. Its main feature is the crystal handle, which is quite rare since
boyexperts: the best way to get boys to date u is to serenade them every night. they may say stuff like “how did u find my house” or “get off my property before i call the cops” but its only bc theyre just really shocked that such a beautiful
sappling: me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand
colorogasm: Always Remember: kissing can and will, get boring. its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides. forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human. you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa. they have a
Guess who’s screwed up? Fucking online services changed my estimated arrival dates and I’m supposed to be at my hotel in Osaka tomorrow now instead of December. Brilliant. It’s even nonrefundable. Amazing. Also since its a high season
makochantachibanana: daikibombastic: i like that Free! and Haiykuu!! have exclamation points because its like!! oh man sports!!! oh i am excited about this!!!!! whoa!! this is going to be fun!!! wow hes hot!!!! wow they should date!! why is he crying!!!
cute double date today with Ryan, Nick and Liz. Ryan and Nick are really long lost brothers, its so cute to watch and even better for Liz and me to make fun of. If only I spent my years with them, life would have been a lot easier.
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