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“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
Yes, honey, I’m very excited about tonight too; I think it will be fun to let you watch.
This blog has definitely definitely come a long way from how it started out. Now I can sit here and just drown in my gross feelings trying to thank you guys for all the support and the commissions and the comfort and the friendships formed and basically
I don’t say this enough but thanks for following me. it means a lot.
Reblog this if you like to RP with people for more reasons than simply wanting their Muse to be in love with yours. If you actually enjoy building a relationship (whatever kind it may be) between them, rather than just starting out with the pure intent
boundballet: chemgeek314: Awesome idea! Love this idea. Not sure I’d be online enough, but you guys wouldn’t mind, would you?
markscherz: mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her
You know you’re completely broken when your best friend draws ponyporn for your birthday. I… I’m speechless. It’s also her very first credited NSFW piece. This is just such an incredibly huge gift. Not only because the drawing
I got a surprise for you guys tomorrow.It’s something you have waited for quite some time now.
mintyfreshgirl: bnova01: mintyfreshgirl: I took a selfie for the first time in ever and I like it so here!!💚 (She/they) You are absolutely beautiful ¡¡¡¡thank you!!!!!
komlin: do you ever get that EXCITEMENT to write like actual giddy in your seat excitement but then you open up a word doc and it’s kind of like ??? ???????/ what was i excited about
allisonargented:do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show
therobotmonster: professordiggsy: cydonian-mystery: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: twistedbutchknight: When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his
pugugly001-misc:autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:ms-demeanor:Hey there friends, if you use iOS and are a member of any NSFW Discord servers I would *STRONGLY RECOMMEND* that you go and immediately change your settings to only update apps manually - Discord
overstuffed-teddybear: Tie me down and don’t let me free until you’re satisfied. Feed me over and over, always checking how full my stomach is getting. Smile as you feel it grow, becoming round and warm beneath your fingers. Tease me for how fat
betterthanmama: batter-is-a-dork: youhavetobelieveinme: lovelyserious-mexicantwins: melmalfoy: fmashipconfessions: “I just never will. If an OC and a Canon Character happen to fall in love then so be it. The only problem is when a person bends
sugarandicetea: When you find someone who ships the same ships you do
blackcatula: hey, and this should just go without saying, to everyone who’s reblogging the news about Matt Burnett leaving tumblr, whatever you do, no matter how upset this makes you, please DO NOT send nasty messages to the people who made the shitty
I want a game where you play as a cat and it is first person and you can leap around and climb things and hunt things and build relationships with people and other animals by purring and helping and rubbing on people and the object of the game is to be
maryampride: have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot it wasn’t canon
dobe-qj: magicalsandwichwerewolf: dobe-qj: tryin to draw tfs in sweaters andugh but oh well I. Yes, you have explained exactly why sweaters are good on people with sexy legs. because then you see the legs. Nwo I want Drift in a sweater that rides
ask-hongchina: battlenetwork3: goD dont you hate it when you accidentally became lesbians with a bat?
Reminder: Please tag me in things you want me to see. ♡
equiuszahhot: do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
halogenic: have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
art-of-submission: Don’t you move, baby. Keep that ass nice and high for me. Right there where I can examine it. I’m gonna do bad wonderful things to that ass tonight. Gonna get my hands all over it. Gonna make sure that pussy of yours gets
everybodyska: having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once
It is time for a fucking revolution. If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves. If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you. Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3. Make
pukicho: liberhoe:pukicho: If spells were real we’d all be dead within a week and you know it if spells were real i could have the dick of my dreams You’re going to kill us all. over what, a really fancy cock??
joyfullychaotic:ok I didn’t want to make this post but I’ve seen enough bullshit spread on my dash and I’ve had it up till herejfc christ tumblr. I know you like to make everything a race issue, I know that since about 80% of you are americans,
seedy: does anyone else ever get kinda jealous of their friends’ success because it reminds you what a failure you are
literallyrad: do you ever accidentally show too much emotion or embarrass yourself and you literally can’t stop thinking about it
amalgarn: do you ever draw something way above your skill level very suddenly and your only reaction is like, who gave these hands permission…. who said you could do this to me. and it’s just lineart or something so youre stuck staring at the lineart
benedictsmith: Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?
Reblog if it’s completely okay to draw you
atomic-bitchh: when you say “stop acting like a brat” and your sub just smirks at you and sticks their tongue out because they’re just BEGGING to be punished
heyluchie: My comic; “Introversion” is finished! Please go to the main page of my blog to read it in full size (the text is kinda small) I really hope you’ll like it!
scootie-mccall: do you ever just see someone with perfect skin and think i wanna mark it ??
ablogwithaview: 9 Wonderful French Expressions That Have No Good English Equivalent Saloperie : The act of a jack-ass. Mise en abyme : This is the word for when you’re standing between two mirrors and you see an infinite regression of yourself.
YOU'VE RUN SO FAR
trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
A woman who truly loves you will stick by your side NO matter wht you do👌😘 & tht woman is ... Your mother cause it ain't me bitch💁
sometimes-cats: Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank
avocadomami: ivyaura: don’t let men stare at you. stare back at them and make sure they get uncomfortable so they see how creepy and unsettling it feels Yeah idk who this has ever worked for. Sounds like some white girl. Because it either threatens
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
halloweentreat: Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween!Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s
stfuhypocrisy: rasputin: thebaffledqueen: babydoee: Awesome nature sounds generator. You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
charlesoberonn: If you wanted me to tear over Garnet and Pearl moving on and making up, you shouldn’t have put it in the same episode where Peridot walks on her fingers and shouts “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE”
necromanticwhxre:Transgirls with Chastity cages.. Frickin superb Rb if you agreeDO NOT INTERACT IF A SISSY BLOG
love-daddys-little-girl: masterslittlekittenposts:magdamilo: 💖 Well, he likes that it makes me happy. I like calling him daddy ^_^ Aww, yes, I totally agree with you <3
spatialheather: cabooseachievables: If you’ve ever wanted to know what a 6v6 Reinhardt game looked like: it’s absolutely ridiculous. @spatialheather THE HAMMERS ARE ACTUALLY CANESwe made a prism out of our rectanglesside note: its impossible to
ateloart: Rupphire. I made this to use it as my profile pic, but you can use it freely without modification. Enjoy!
cosmicrubric: hufflepuffnproud: What you’ll need: ·A coin·Clear glue·A cheesy fanfic extract·A pendant ring (from crafts sotres) 1. Take a paragraph from your favorite fanfic or book and print it or photocopy it. Make sure your printer is not
spicyshimmy: criminallyincompetent: spanishbaroqueart: Jusepe de Ribera Portrait of a Man Gemäldegalerie, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin For old time’s sake. the deeper you stare into this the more obviously hawke it becomes. oh varric. you wily
acteon-carolsfeld: snorlaxatives: look at this button!!!! use it to not publicly humiliate people Speaking of, please let me know if you don’t want your ask to be published. I can’t read minds and know when to answer privately, unless it’s
I was sketching and it ended up being Terris. :) I might have to sit down and actually draw her one day. If that’s okay with you, of course. omfg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my piecE OF SHIT OC she looks GREATT ;___; ♥ tHANK YOU/////
Yes, that’s my pussy. And if you want a piece of it, you’ll have to ask nicely, mister
theruleset:“Sure” is the least sexy word in the English language. Make your consent enthusiastic, or rethink what you’re agreeing to. I hate “sure” and “maybe” with a passion.
deebott: Y’all so used to being miserable that when you see a nice post you’re like It’s not cute at all…
