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“I knew he was huge and I was looking forward to that. But I didn’t know just HOW huge he was until he straddled my chest and lay his schlong on my face…his cock was bigger than my head! It was like several pounds of meat. It was SUCH
“I knew he was huge and I was looking forward to that. But I didn’t know just HOW huge he was until he straddled my chest and lay his schlong on my face…his cock was bigger than my head! It was like several pounds of meat. It was SUCH a turn
girthyencounters: “I knew he was huge and I was looking forward to that. But I didn’t know just HOW huge he was until he straddled my chest and lay his schlong on my face…his cock was bigger than my head! It was like several pounds of meat. It
Whoops, “My bad, didn’t realize you were financially dependent on the gay porn,” kinda came off as kind of asshole-ish, but I was being sincere in that I didn’t realize that it was paying Brae’s rent. I thought it was like
carbonoid carbonoid nyatama I’m heartbroken ;;;;^;;;;DUDE…I… Actually really liked it though. It hurt to watch but I like that it made me feel you know…It was a good ep! Horrible but good :’D The tension, Peri as a lil’ comic relief
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
mermaid613: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
donnajosh: …I didn’t care about the scene; I just liked her. But I think it was in that first episode that I realized that part of what was fun about the relationship was kind of an Archie-Edith Bunker thing. Archie always thought he was the smartest
Sitting here watching Indiana Jones and realizing that when I watched this movie for the first time, which was probably when I was like eight or something, I had no idea that it was happening, but all my sexual preferences were formed. Indy is an older,
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was fake too. this
poopjokesanonymous:remember that bizarre trend in like 2010/2011 where girls would get those RealD 3D glasses from movies and punch out the dark lenses and just kind of wear them as a fashion statement? or maybe that was just a thing that was isolated
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
And there was like, One time where I actually didn’t feel that way and it was after I went out of my way to see you because I WANTED TO AND WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT I COULDN’T ORIGINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU, and was fighting the aforementioned
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
twcgentleman13: “There was more, he was sure. He could feel it. Something deeper. More profound. More worthy. More likeable. It was like a bittersweet yearning for something that was so familiar it hurt. Something he’d lost without even knowing he’d
yourmajestyyy: cartel: i would probably drop that class too omfg this happened to a kid in my marketing class last week. he laughed with everyone to make it seem like it wasn’t him. Why drop? I would be like, “fuck it, it was me, I was watching
cointelproskater3: where are they getting these throwback ass kids from? why they dress like minor characters from good times? The first boy was forced to take that photo by his white adoptive parents IIRC and the second boy was selling waters, not
sonoanthony: clarknokent: I need to be there. Water so clear it looks like they are at a pool Water look like it erases 7 years off your body The Bahamas was like that. I was in the water, I looked down and could see fish swimming by my feet.
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
vayland: “It’s just this fat, black alley cat. My son wanted a black kitten when he was a kid, and I found it in the East Village in some rescue shelter, but it was born in a box and the guy that was getting rid of it was like, “You don’t want
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
winnieportleyrind: alexiorsay: that brief period after miley cut her hair when she sang jolene and it seemed like she was gonna be amazing is comparable to that small slice of time when we all thought it was neat that dudes were getting into mlp it’s
babyfacerae: kingjaffejoffer: juugmayne: qcconfidential: Ever been so mad you throw hands with a monkey? The monkey was tryna dip and leave until he threw sand at it, then it was bout that action, like that was the last straw. I just want to know
leviathan-supersystem: merely saying “hp lovecraft was racist” doesn’t really capture the scope of it, like most people hear that and they go “yeah no shit it was like 100 years ago, most people were really racist” but the thing was the dude
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED
cecideruntxfortes: omgrwby: erincaine3: Okay, so correct if I’m wrong, but… …aren’t sharp weapons… …that are also guns…. …like… …like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme
“Big O” was one of those shows I really liked that I was a little too old for. Some of my friends went “Dragonball Z”, but I was classier. Mucho classier.
ahikuboruchi: Sleepy Shion! Somehow I imagined it not like that…but well… >,< Ah…it was ready for a while…I wanted to change a few things, but I guess I just leave it like that… It’s time to go on! XD I have a lot on my to do list…
ariescub10: I’m so glad I finally made it to CDMX Gay Pride. That was actually my first pride outside Vallarta and what an experience! It was like a huge party and the energy was very positive. It was so great running into old friends and making new
bingtoolbar: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
I kinda miss my yellow hair because it was like Usagi’s, but it was soooooooooo hard to get out, that it’s not ever worth it unless I’m trying to go darker after. Which I doubt would ever happen again, unless I went like a dark plum
princesschloepea: ms-marauder-inlove: fappuclno: GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL the little infinity wheEN I FIRST STARTED SCROLLING I WAS LIKE ‘I DONT REMEMBER THEM SAYING IT THAT MUCH’ W0W
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
Growing up I always did well in like, everything. School, sports, whatever. So like there came a time when my mom stopped being proud of me. At least outwardly. I was always really proud of telling my mom when I did well on a test or won something and
naughtycplforfun: Her thoughts raced…it was like she was someone else, no rules, a naughty girl, she could be that slutty girl she shouldn’t be. It was like she had a secret slut inside all these years just waiting to get out. Her husband had
we-have-notes-and-theories: Not mine, but I felt like it was necessary.~~~This is very necessary, yes.I kinda figured that when he said “the true villain of Gravity Falls” he meant that it was not Bill or Gideon, but someone else that has completely
I’m so glad people are liking that Electric Garnet piece I did, That was my first time drawing lightning I’m glad it came out alright!
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
I DO love the Idea of Wednesday inheriting Gomez’s fine art of thoughtful pet names but I love the idea that Wednesday doesn’t give Enid any sort of nicknames, but the WAY she says her name makes it feel like romance was just invented
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
IVE BEEN OUT ALL DAy went with some family to a horror/monster convention to help my uncle sell paintings and such and lucky me i found a table that was selling motherfuckin mlp necklaces so i got one of twilight *u*
WEISS LIKES BLAKE PASS IT ON said ruby probably. Somehow it was implied in the game and I’m like /how/ but I’m not complainin’ B) (Also there was a rap battle in the game and Weiss lost horribly to Ruby haHAHAHA)
