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ourtastytexturesstuff: Simple anim for Quiet and Snake thé who ruins porn. Looking at it now i wish i animated his spine a bit more, but it was initially only going to be one angle kind of thing, where it didn’t really needed it. Upon adding second
wintergreengamer: So a snake-whale…I made it so adorable-like! Enjoy it while tiny box tim rides on it :’D https://twitter.com/markiplier/status/522593064511373312
Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results
“Ohmigawd! A snake bit you? Where did it go?” Buyers remorse. It’s not a fun thing to deal with. “Oh, thank god it’s not on the boat anymore.” I really should have invested in more than the Basic Package. “Are
supersislove: balldown04: nickens1958: That’s a nice size cock Let me get that hard. The all allusive, monster trans bed snake… if I ever capture one, I’ll hold it tightly and treat it like the diamond in the ruff. Clean it, feed it, spoil
thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!
4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so
the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so it can
What?? Did you think…they just…shed…these?? Like an elk sheds it’s antlers? Like a snake sheds it’s skin? Oh mais non! There’s real sacrifice here deary. Vanity rules! It’s a hard, cruel world. Full of
bigendernepeta: revtomdildomolar: sunflowerlily: what?? piE ? i gotta see this ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie” wait a second… omfg no MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S #my favorite thing about the dick snake is its smug little smirk#look at that#it
invaderotaku: kalliat: how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake or do you swing it around to air dry I need to know
kittiboom: easy does it, girls “Mmmm, that’s it, ladiessss, make yourselvessss nice and juicy for meee…. Get a good tassssste of each other before it'sssss my turn…”I mean…… if i was a giant snake with hypno powers, it’s what i’d have
prokopetz:Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on
jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: loweryi: afamouskid: Fuck this snake looks awesome. hate to break it to you but it’s photoshopped, and it’s a spiny bush viper, not some crazy autumn adder you usually see it labeled as still looks like a mother
colorfoul: so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house. she spotted one on our yard today. and that’s how she captured it THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN
lesbiansandthelivingdead: corgisandboobs: thishappymess: corgisandboobs: It responds to booping. Imagine just casually washing this giant snake This snake’s movement can only be described as “buuuut moooooooooom”
so-nerdy-it-hurts: cannibalistic-jellybean: I find my snake drinking pretty amusing I thought this was a snake eating a peanut butter sandwich.
menthuthuyoupi: porkyminch: samuel l jackson’s famous “I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE” line from 2006 smash film snakes on a plane (tv edit) (please watch this) I CANT
hdoomguy: lilirulu: Happy 2nd Anniversary to my boyfriend! (You filthy snake fucker!) Someone has to, has to, have done this already but I wanted to do it anyways because how often do I get to draw Old hottie snake men in fancy shirts? Not often enough.
is-the-snake-video-cute:void-the-bear:only-tiktoks:@is-the-snake-video-cute Hognose being hognoseLove it! Such typical hognose behavior!
thetiredpenguin:focksincrocks:tonyalmeida:@is-the-snake-video-cutePretty sure this is just pure, but wanted to make sure. Also wanted you to see this guy so happy about the snake, it’s lovely, he’s delighted
is-the-snake-video-cute:One of my colleagues and good friends was bitten by one of his favorite snakes yesterday (mistaken feeding bite) and he’s handling it really well and normally. He texted me this meme in the middle of the night and I thought
thepredatorblog:bullshit-bullsharks:An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal. (x)Sausage
durbikins: unexplained-events: Flying Snake The snake gets onto a high surface then propels itself by thrusting its body up and away from the high surface. It then sucks in its abdomen and flares its ribs to turn its body into a “pseudo concave wing.”
abby-howard:School 4 PETZIn this universe snakes grow little pawsYou may think this is a “lizard” but no. It is a snake, with paws
granddyke:granddyke:i’m becoming a snake so i will never have joint pain again see you losers later i’m going to go warm myself on a rock in the sunwell team it seems i don’t actually know anything about snakes
bedussey: OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have
headingsouthart: Snake’s turn snake fucked mac’s load right out of him and blasted it right in his face.
kuueater: kuueater: I accidentally tagged a snake picture with #nsfw instead of #snakes. It’s been a long day.
flapflaps: Snake makeup test! I filmed it for you guys too! #mgsv #venomsnake #snake #bigboss #cosplay
readmor: candlejack: That snake screams in agony because it totally DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. the snake is all like FFFFFFFFFFF
le-nickasaur: surrealscorpion: In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake
thesnakeandtherabbit: Like mentioned before we had a little porn-session and got curious wether Snake would be physically able to take a fist. I tried first but it didn’t really work. Something was always too big or in the way. So Snake tried herself
sakimichan: I wanted to paint my own take on the classic Medusa, I haven’t seen any piece where her hair was depicted as translucent /albino like snakes, so I though that’s be fun to try. It was a good experiment : ) I had made some special snake
musts: Since I’ve been obsessing over snakes lately, here’s a little snake gif. This is from the first minute of this video by Graeme Skinner. If I’m not mistaken, this is a Blue-eyed Baja Rattlesnake. I’m very certain it’s a rattlesnake.
dutch-dame: Wishing you a happy new year! May it be shiny and kinky X X X DutchDame wearing Snake Art Latex, MUA by Ashley Design, photo by Josefien Hoekstra Photography.http://www.dutchdame.com/#latex #latexmodel #model #rubber #design #snake #art
ironychan: squeedge: mrpunchinello: hitemlikeabuffalo: Need this snake in my life…. a friend said it reminded them of a Koi Fish. Welp, this is the prettiest snake I have ever seen. YESSS Palmetto corns are gorgeous. Gorgeous baby.
sweet-bitsy: rontheunicorn: billthesetite: mechanicbird: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be. me walkin in like what up -THUMP-
surrealscorpion: In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released
masturhaters: thepredatorblog:bullshit-bullsharks:An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal.
sixpenceee: The origin of the penisIt’s not a question a lot of scientists ponder out loud, but it’s key to much of life on Earth: Where does the penis come from? This image of a snake embryo shows tiny buds where legs would be if snakes had legs—but
getsuswet: thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!
mostrandomfaves: so… um… is it called the snake hips because you can see his “snake”
keepmywhiskeyneat: pickkled-ginger: life-of-planet-earth: Vine Snake it looks like a judgmental shoelace. “hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid” I love snakes as well but I posted for the comments. :)
britkunoichi92: Yes, folks, it’s true: Humans CAN be faster than real life snakes!! Damn, now I want to learn Snake Style!! Even though I’m only a White Sash!! :(Enjoy!! :D
sneklady: bigasslizard: bigasslizard: i’ll never not be amused by the fact that there’s a species of snake who tries to scare off potential predators by ‘farting defensively’ it’s called the chihuahuan hook nosed snake and back in 2000 there
