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Had to scrub my brain and my browser history because some egotistical jock posted an erect dick selfie and purposely mistagged it
octavens: i can’t wait to see the new ghostbusters movie
comingoutofthecauldron:to summarise what’s happening, the queen was exposed for lobbying the government to hide her private wealth, and shit is sort of starting to hit the fan. for those of you who aren’t familiar with how uk parliament works, there
petamia: wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. YES
extremedumpling: wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
fatgirlstyle: have you ever met someone who genuinely brightens your day? almost as though the dark days never happened, and it’s only ever been sunshine because you simply can’t remember the last time you had a dark day since they entered your life.
thespartzter: respektvoll: altclone: i remember 2015 like it was yesterday. you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
psiotechniqa: kylehasatumblr: BUT THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE! It’s unpossible! good grief
wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. YES omg i didnt
mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
jeddoe: year-0f-the-kyle: : It never has. This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around. Sad how this is how its seen. No social change occurs with groups being nice. The civil rights movement didnt happen with the people trying
trait: i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true
carazelaya: loveisrespect: What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning
I seriously hate the fact that I get so goddamn attached to certain people when I know for a fucking fact that I’ll never be anything with them or get anything from them. I get jealous when other guys have fucked them. I get mad when they decide
ian-maxii: 3some—action: One day…
If either remembers in the morning, they never let it show.
jaiking: Smh In going to keep posting this. It is so criminal. These gripes of things never happen in white affluent areas.
nadeemfareed87: bootysofat: Daddy nuttin 😈 Rodney St cloud a former pro bodybuilder and a true freak seen all his videos too bad we’ve never seen him fuck a man but there’s still hope it could happen if the 💰 too good to turn down
cummeaterchicago: cruising-in-mensroom: A very public outing :) Damn. This never happens to me on the subway. I might enjoy my commute more if I could suck cock and swallow cum during it.
ruushes:i literally sincerely believed it would never happen seasons lesbians to you all merry gay christmas
robzombievevo: robzombiesworld: This show never happened because that was the day Katrina hit New Orleans. Rob Zombie’s official Tumblr! Check it out!
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. I CANT LOL OH MY IT REALLY HAPPENED… I can’t even…
boletarian-bulbasaur: the-eagle-atarian: When you’re trying to masturbate but you’re too stressed out about shit so you just lie there, genitals in hand, wondering where it all went wrong. oh my god lol This has literally never happened to
charliehunnamthelord: “ I never made a conscious decision to have the club become one thing or another. It just happened before my eyes. Each savage event was a catalyst for the next. And by the time the violence reached epic proportion, I couldn’t
lordaardvarksfm: What If Resident Evil Never Happened? Rebecca Chambers She was always told she had the legs of a dancer, and with an ass like that… without STARS to recruit her, it’d be silly of her not to shake that big Becca booty for those sweet
tokai-teio:anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it
tim-official: see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen
charliebadtouch: B: I dont know that it counts as a fetish, but I was raised around my own kind. Ive clearly always wanted to have sex with someone larger than myself, and while that will never happen this small keepsake from Purple Haze may be the best
vincentvangodot replied to your post: I don’t really give a shit how into &n… Comparing fannishness to addiction is really never OK but holy shit ESPECIALLY not that specific and personal a comparison. Why are people so terrible? absolutely!
I still don’t know how to react about that Kill La Kill ship becoming canon?????? I called it episode one and now they’re in dokis and I’m just like “…this never happens to my ships.”
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
artisticadelle: “it’s so nice to finally meet you as a person!” “… you mean in person?” “ahaha, well, not exactly.” the greatest meeting that never happened.
theonion: BETHESDA, MD—Admitting they had begun to think it might never happen, the family of local 57-year-old Doug Reeves told reporters Wednesday the late-blooming dad is just now getting into American Civil War history. Relatives said that Reeves,
bpdconcept:concept: i don’t over invest myself emotionally in fictional characters and worlds as a maladaptive coping mechanism. thus i don’t spend hours crying about people who don’t actually exist.
lauraxxtennant: tinyconfusion: emoji adventures with the doctor and rose tyler (pt. 40) #i’ve realized while making this .. this scene will never not be devastating#cause he goes from all indignant to heartbroken in 3 seconds#that it completely
goodson:i wanna be friends with a crow but i know that wanting it means itll never happen. theyre too smart theyll smell my sweaty palms
alyona11: Day 6: Reunion after a long really long break. Imagine them suddenly meeting after years and years of the Time War. This will probably never happen in the series, but well, I’ve tried to imagine how would it be. Kinda my first attempt to
tlaloc: alex3-14: MIND = BLOWN. Omg I’d completely forgotten about that. Talk about closing a loop and continuity within a series…that’s damn impressive right there. @_@ THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN NINE AND ROSE NEVER HAPPENS. It’s a scene from
flure: I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s
recursorsprite: I wonder what were the circumstances surrounding Steven’s birth? I’m assuming it didn’t happen the same way a human would. Did Rose just disappear in a poof of light, leaving behind baby Steven? That seems the most likely since
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all-misty-eyed: bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s
alexexotic: Truthfully, I’ve always been kinda self conscious that I don’t have abs. I’ve always been a pretty healthy person, but the abs have just never happened for me. I guess I make up for it in ass, at least I hope.
sailor-brunette: Y'know what’d be nice? Funimation or Viz picking up all the Yugioh series,ALL OF THEM,and redubbing them. UNCUT. UNEDITED. Like Sailor Moon got. I know it’ll probably never happen. But I can dream.
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: deckthehallswithkomahina: when you wait for something to happen and it never does you fucker
fettywap1738: “I never thought it could happen this rappin stuff ” RIP to the Goat Biggie … I swear I feel like I understand that bar better than anybody else at this moment in my life 💯🙌
loveisrespect: What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
lilirulu: One Viera a day (or four a week atleast) every day until they get added in FFXIV (or Yoshi P says it’s never happening)
moistpubes2: AVN 2016 Hitomi Tanaka vs Maserati They said it would never happen.The promoters knew what the people wanted. The Big Tit heavyweight championship title fight of 2016. Who’s the winner? http://moistpubes2.tumblr.com/archive
respektvoll: altclone: i remember 2014 like it was yesterday. you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again
cosima-wants-the-d-elphine: i wasn’t even fucking planning this one. this was not even fucking. it just happened and i vow to never leave the plane. ever.on the bright side, this is a 2-in-1 deal. 2 stories in 1 video.
What if Telltale Games did a Resident Evil game? I know it’ll never happen, but just imagine…
dopegyaaal: 2damnfeisty: theuppitynegras: this movie should have never happened But the soundtrack was so dope. I was it only for the throwback 70’s music. http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com
keimabugg: i know this idea has prolly been done at least 200 times already but i want to fit in and also it’s just such a cute thing to happen okay
