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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I donâ€™t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me

doctoromalley: perspicious: WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Stay with us and keep calm.The last thing we need when we’re panicking, is to have someone else panicking with us. Offer medicine if we usually take it during an attack.You might have to ask whether

taansin: c: Hope you like it! AAAAAAAAAAAA♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I DUNNO WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS! BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS TOO NICE! I LOVE IT! Y U DO DIS TO MEEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

It’s how it happened to me!

ohgiggity: merlypops: Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. I’ve loved Merlin since the start and I guess this is just me saying goodbye to it after such a long time… It’s like I’m losing a part of me silent prayer

Nobody becomes a slut. You’re born a slut. You just need to discover it. I know because that’s how it happened to me. I remember the days when I would drop to my knees for anyone who wanted it, take orders, dress how people wanted, let strangers touch

kokobuttz: So just in case this whole purge thing is real or happens to me; Twitter Hentai-Foundry Fur Affinity DeviantArt Patreon NEW:NewgroundsInstagram

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Sexually Assaulted by a Woman, And I'm Pressing Charges

It Happened To Me: I'm A Female Pick-Up Artist Who Studied Under Neil Strauss and Mystery

averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that

drankinwatahmelin: thiccthompson: imnonbinary: phd-bitch: YALL YALLL YALL so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one when the fuck did this start happening? like i saw it happen last night and

genekellys: I don’t want to talk about it! Everytime I think about something nice, you remind me of bad things. I only want to talk about the nice things. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? dir. Robert Aldrich

dykewithadick: eroscestlavie: you know, tween lesbians have steven universe today and that’s great but honestly..bb lesbians who came of age in the mid-aughts got to crush on captain amelia from treasure planet. a formative and collective experience

armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: jjeans binder. was probably white originally. but he never takes it off. he tries to sleep in it. its sweaty. it smells bad. he sprays it with febreeze and/or douchey cologne to mask the scent. his friends have to make

hit one of those brick walls in which I’m just fucking angry about my ex, what they did to me, and the amount of money they owe my partner

chainsaw-mascara said: How do i make it better dbhjvsgkotfvjkmffgn I don’t really know if there’s a way to. It’s just. I realized years later what happened to me and the person who did it to me is dead. Support is great, but…

syqitten: tadokoro stop picking up maki youre gunna break your nose

Yesterday I finally got my Hurricane Fury. ♥ Now I just need to enchant it well (EA8 is more than enough for starters) and shove an AS card into it and tadah, I have an alternative CC weapon along with my +9 Triple Kingbird RTE. 8D Also gypsy reached

djlulu: Does anyone else ever see really really good smutty sexual fanart of your OTP and just stop breathing because it’s just that damn good and it’s like really hot and you’re just like oh sweet jesus? Because, oh sweet jesus, this happens to

damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK

damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK

dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: Every so often I get this random burst of excitement and anticipation for DA Inquisition. Usually I’m not even thinking about it when it happens, I might just be at work, or on the train. It makes me really happy!

katamagi: does this happen to anyone else cos it hAPPENS TO ME A LOT

It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully

gayarsonist:“it happens to the best of us” well im not the best so whys it happening to me

residentgoodgirl: IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Waited Until My Wedding Night to Lose My Virginity and I Wish I Hadn’t [x]This is a long read but it’s interesting. Really sad though.

have you ever been drawing something and you go to erase something, but before you realize it there was something on your eraser and now it’s to late. you’ve just smudged ice cream all over your picture.

o-my-darling: groud-0n: tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born).

lascivious25 replied to your post:da fuq? It happened to me once. All Gmail servers were offline and I assure you, it was THE most inopportune time! quite! i like knowing that my things go through. i hate it when that doesn’t work and it makes me

lostqueenlostqueen: leahfromthenorthwest: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: I have never seen a dude slap a strange woman on her ass. Ok, some of us have. Some of us have experienced it first hand ssssssoooooooo….. This happen to me once while

maggiekarp: does this happen to anyone else cos it hAPPENS TO ME A LOT

zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They

justasolitarywolf replied to your post: justasolitarywolf replied to your post:… Oh I see it’s basically little things that bothering you? It happens to me alot, but I just vent kinda like you do, with me i’d rather not get help but I’m

So it’s been 4 months since Amaka and I talked for the first time and it’s crazy to think that it’s been so short because it feels like forever. She is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me and I’m so lucky to be able to love

maggiekarp: does this happen to anyone else cos it hAPPENS TO ME A LOT

phantomoftheparadise: Anyway if someone comes to you and tells you that they’re being abused, don’t “talk to their abuser” without their consent. Like… that seems obvious but I’ve seen it happen and had it happen to me personally and it’s

I overheard Sara talking to her doctor about what those bullies said to her and apparently she got bullied for her race, for being Alaskan native. It makes my heart hurt because it happened to me too. I know what it’s like to want to change things

It had taken me a year of hard work. A year focused on eating healthier, running, and lifting weights to tone and redefine my natural curves. Once back into shape, I took a position at the local gentleman’s lounge. I served drinks and allowed casual

undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND

tears4queers: Don’t do it, don’t let your friends do it. Don’t let it happen to you, don’t let it happen to your friends. Don’t let it happen in your scene. Just don’t let it happen.

saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help

Set me on fire Burning into the night That I may know myself and fight This is real Its happening I just can’t believe That it happened to me I just can’t screw up Cause life is being handed to me on a silver plate I can’t screw up

naivehazel: “Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.” - Elvis Presley

troyeainttouchnogirl:nerd-with-wings:futurediver:DO YOU SEE IT NOW? What is happening to me i don’t fucking understand what’s happening with my eyes i’ve never been so confused

Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.

bottesttakes: IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Pooped On The Floor And It Cured My Sleep Apnea

whoisdeh: somesketchyshit: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am literally both these people it happened to me beforedude if you wanna talk to me, talk to mei don’t bitehaha kidding of course I bite, slooowwwwwwlllyyyy and just in

Please don’t get tired of me. it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I

nitratediva: Rita Hayworth in Orson Welles’s The Lady From Shanghai (1947). I just did a blog post about this movie, which happens to be my all-time favorite, and what it means to me.

nakedhabitat: When I first saw the new theme I thought it was going to be easy, I mean it happens to me a lot that I suddenly realise in what for a strange pose I’m sitting or standing. But when I wanted to capture it on camera, it suddenly wasn’t

The most awkward things happen to me. Only me. Lawd.

Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…

If you're going to reblog a picture of a pairing from someone just to add onto it that you dislike the pairing/the character(s)

sburbanentity replied to your post: i can’t see very well today, its like … It happens to me all the time as a side effect of my migraines. My advise is to rest in a dark room until it goes away yeah usually it goes away soon for me, it starts

raptarion said: I don’t know… everything looks the same to me. Why?well basically this shit happened and now i can’t reply to comments, i have to copy paste them and the close/post buttons switched sides and its messing me up

tyllmarvel replied to your post: i rest on my left elbow too much and e…If you feel a sensation in that arm like it’s asleep, stay off it for a while. It happened to me and I was apparently resting on a nerve or something. I went to a doctor

also, i do understand that its frustrating to want to draw something and it doesn’t seem to come out, im sympathetic, trust me, it happens to me daily but you have to PRACTICE, all the time everyday if you canif you’re serious about drawing and wanting

akabrutal: refresh3rs: s4lty-p0pc0rn: ive reblogged this so many times. i just love it omg someone do this 4 moi my boyfriend did this to me too ah perfection reblogging til it happens to me

I sometimes just get this rabid urge to do something and finish it to completion and sometimes it’s good like when the urge wants to be art related or work relatedbut sometimes it also tells me that I have to binge watch the entirety of the DuckTales

adelleandlaura4ever: adelleandlaura4ever: grin-n-sin: Exactly. Just be patient. And if you don’t expect it you can even find your soulmate… It happened to me… @adelle4ever And It happened to me too ❤️❤️❤️@dreamiingofit

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