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Why aren’t you reading my blog?!?! I’m stuck underneath the fridge!!!!The worst part is, I can’t even reach the sandwich I was gonna eat! Maybe I can improvise some sort of sandwich reaching device to reach it. If I could just get that sandwich,
Following Slugbox’s personal blog doesn’t get weird until he finds every tumblr post about Chicken McNuggets and reblogs them all at once. It’s like, I can live with the furry porn and the tentacle invasion, but when you start making
mahrahia replied to your post: thats not how you braid hair you idiot Oh I guess you saw the pic of Meenah getting her hair braided? Yeah I thought it was weird too lol … you could… say that…..
might be buying more property ???? it’ll be really cool and I didn’t think I’d even get any kind of positive response asking but things are working out???
nastytm: not to be ~controversial~ but. vanilla sex? is good. you cant change my mind. not everything has to be kinky 100% of the time. it gets tiring. sometimes you just want soft, loving sex with no catch. and that’s okay! this weird shame that comes
You guise I literally just woke up from a dream where Kwanghee was gay and we hated each other but I protected him from an asshole and suddenly I turned him straight and he asked me outand ohmg it was crazy. Now to get ready for school =_=
So… if I doooo post my paypal would anyone actually donate to it lol…. Idk I’m just for some weird reason really nervous…. probably cause I hate to ask for money irl so asking strangers makes me feel a lil guilty and bad heh…
roseisbulaklak: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
fuckrashida: trapcard: masclanafan: kingorb: masclanafan: “triggers” are honestly made up im so over that shit lol this triggered me tw: trigger It’s so weird when these people act as if triggers are something that only exist on tumblr when
Some white person: Ebonics is a broken language!!! its not professional or smart and its dumb and stupid like black ppl!!!Same white person: why don’t y’all over yonder get back eere before i ah’ mo ave me a conniption fit darntickety boy yall better
“What are your kinks? They can’t be that bad. It’s not like you get off to THAT, right?”
808s-and-d1sco-face: vashamalenkaya: trebled-negrita-princess: lez-get-weird: sundayyymorningsss: ladystilts: How homophobes should be treated honestly. I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!
kalliente: Hospitals are so weird, likeon one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks onand on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole
feedistconfessions: as much as I love feedism and being a feedee, I just get weirded out and distracted whenever the term “piggy” comes up in erotica or just in general. I don’t want to kink-shame at all and there is nothing wrong with it. at
insomniac-arrest: it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
apocalyptic-bliss: like holy shit you give me such a fucking weird feeling in my chest. it gets tight and just overly excited when i think about you. idk how to even explain how you make me feel. talking to you is like looking forward to something that
(The original sender of this mail asked to be private, so that’s what I did. However, I think it stands to reason to address this publicly. This is the last drama-y post I’ll make before getting back to porn.)So… thank you, really. I’ve gotten
sexdrugsandanime: Everybody who reads fanfiction has read one where it gets too weird and you’re like
captain-of-thesevenseas: princesodas: why can’t boys wear make-up? without getting made fun of??? who decided this?? what if a boy wants to cover up a spot… they just can’t??? why can’t they????? tell me It’s weird cause men used make up
tempus-nexus: dapper-deoxys: wow It’s gonna get weird in here. Pokemon (On the) Go
horrorstar: cayminquinn: harrypotterfacebookconvos: #hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome Reblogging
denisaaaa: ignobler: Little known fact… collar bones are smexy. …is there anyone out there who doesn’t think collarbones are sexy? Just about every time I bring it up in conversation I get weird looks from men… so I assumed no one did.
whatever-peasant: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
littleeminx: Things get weird when I FaceTime at night and I love it
Last night before bed I edged. Woke up at 3am and edged some more. It was weird.. I’d get so close and stop touching but I was so turned on that my pussy would still spasm and flutter uncontrollably. I can’t tell if I actually came cos I was
femsubdenial:jessicaobeys: Last night before bed I edged. Woke up at 3am and edged some more. It was weird.. I’d get so close and stop touching but I was so turned on that my pussy would still spasm and flutter uncontrollably. I can’t tell if I actually
cubicletocollar: camdamage: Mr. DomWithLens found this awesome spot right by our house, so we had to go get weird in it. BTS thanks to the best shrimp ever ! @cubicletocollar ^.^
copesetic replied to your post:yo does anyone still play lineplayOh I thought it was weird when I saw you ask for help in the fruit monster game.yea i only just got the game again yesterdaybtw how did you get the huge house
ask-rarity-and-pinkie: It didn’t get weird until she started mutteringg “om nom nom” under her breath…. ~Rarity XD!!
So it looks like I’m living with my SO next year? That’s… really weird and long term. Not sure how to feel about this.
indevan replied to your post for some reason i’m reminded of that time he got a nosebleed like when you were first in college and you all had to wash your clothes and you said it felt like dexter sorry i have a weird memory and remember your lj post
elizabitchtaylor: basically the best feeling in the world is when you start to get really carried away talking in depth about your weird interests, but the person you’re talking to is actually intrigued rather than bored and they are impressed by how
shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby
penicillium-pusher: captocie: penicillium-pusher: I don’t trust Maroon 5 why Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird. Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100
kendrawcandraw: As you get older, it’s weird to realize “home” is a concept, not a place.
tinydragongina: ilookedanew: compasswaters: lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing Oh.
I get weirdly kinda personally offended when people prefer SU’s pilot style over the show’s current style. Or, more specifically, when people wish the style stayed the same or hope it will go back to the pilot style. like, I dunno, its really
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I get weirdly kinda personally offended when people prefer SU’s pilot style over the show’s current style. Or, more specifically, when people wish the style stayed the same or hope it will go back to the pilot
princesssilverglow: artemispanthar: I get weirdly kinda personally offended when people prefer SU’s pilot style over the show’s current style. Or, more specifically, when people wish the style stayed the same or hope it will go back to the pilot
gemslashstashcache: princesssilverglow: artemispanthar: I get weirdly kinda personally offended when people prefer SU’s pilot style over the show’s current style. Or, more specifically, when people wish the style stayed the same or hope it will
*kh pinocchio voice* GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!
dewdropdaze: Fenris doesn’t understand how he got roped into hanging out with Varric’s weird demon children, but it happened. also anyone who can draw cole has +1000 respect that child is impossible and also i can’t remember what he wears
teddylacroix: I always get nostalgic for my oldest fandoms when I’m feeling sad… I wish there was more Pokemon content with the characters grown up (and god bless @feradoodles). It’s weird having followed Gary/Shigeru/Green and Ash/Satoshi/Red
loves-not-a-three-way-street: artisticallyinsaneblog: sunshineinthetardis: #hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird reblogging for that tag
randomlittlespark: whatever-peasant: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird 12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!12:01am- I killed a man once
unknownbinaries: loves-not-a-three-way-street: artisticallyinsaneblog: sunshineinthetardis: #hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird aslfjhgdjhslf reblogging for that tag That tag is perfect.
mishasminions: cayminquinn: harrypotterfacebookconvos: #hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome WHICH ONE
joehumphrey: entertainmentweekly: Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask dogs why they’re black and white. it’s weird that like… people young enough to get this reference now work in the white house.
All of these new followersAnd I’m just at work passing the time by getting all hot and bothered. It’d be sexier for most people if I wasn’t a guy with a big ass hard on for having so many followers.
I'll be there when it all gets weird
