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likelessthanthree: Eric Molson: Okay, I just I don’t wanna go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with grape! It rhymes with grape.
lustylimericks: Creamer She prefers coffee hot and with cream. Very simple, that order would seem. Don’t bring milk from the shelf; She’ll dispense it herself. There at Denny’s we made quite a scene. Read more naughty rhymes at Lusty Limericks.
cerebralzero: FAL Shoot a few rounds then curl up with a good movie and tea. Sounds like a good time to me.
thebeginningofmylittleadventure: Eric Molson: Okay, I just I don’t wanna go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with grape! It rhymes with grape.
man mac miller is answering questions right now, but i don’t think it’d be appropriate if I asked him why he was so goddamn trash at what he was famous for. or why he thought rhyming “montauk” with “tomahawk” was a good verse.
nsfw-duop-qoub:it rhymes! seriously, thanks so much, you brought me a lot of followers. not like i care about numbers, I am much happier about the feedback and the comments. this goes to all of you guys, thanks a lot, don’t be upset if I don’t answer
hasuyawwn: I don't know how else to describe it...but he completes me. He is my rhyme and my reason.
psychotic-peace:I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head
otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
neutral: when you know something is spelled wrong, but you don’t know how to actually spell it
weedjoke420: life hack: don’t be so fuckin negative all the time cause it makes everyone around u feel like shit :-)
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
wolfwithafoxtail:Respect girls who do not care about “virginity” because it’s a social construct.Respect girls who want to save themselves to make their sexual debut a blockbuster with someone special.Respect girls who don’t want sex at all.Easy
fohk: do not surround yourself with people who don’t respect you. respect, or lack thereof, determines the quality of a person. most of the time, no matter what you do, someone will not change how they treat you. it can be hard to find the self-love
coffeeandspentbrass: loquacious-lucy: highfivesforcoolguys:u-ok: I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns By far the best Russian meme No, you don’t understand. All these photos are staged. For a while it
5scondsofphan: So today my brother called me a “feminist” as if it was an insult and i yelled back “HELL YEAH, I´M ONE, I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS” and 30 minutes after he enters my room with a dictionary in hand and just
mary-batman: Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!” It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/
purpletransgrrrl: siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead
lonely-milk-carton: play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
rdjobsessions:edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his first
loveinspireuniversally: If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re
such-lovely-chaos: i don’t care how long it takes sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
leighsuschrist:me: hoe don’t do it me: *starts crying* me: oh my god
anunconsciousreality: minfotibaken: youre-a-fucking-disgrace: Why does he look like he’s being fucked Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things. Usually the alien does the probing
queenstarksansa: George Lucas about Star Wars: “It’s like poetry, it rhymes.”Padme: “Anakin, please. You’re going down a path I can’t follow.”Rey: “Please don’t do this, Ben. Please don’t go this way.”
j-reezy-18: “I’ll lend you bars if you need rhyme - or reason / Some people change, it’s a part of life - like seasons / Just be aware that everybody ain’t your friend / They’ll be gone like the wind once your jumpshot don’t go in / Or
davebiab: I don’t get how rap got so cool it’s a sequence of bad puns and forced rhymes it should by all rights be the most dad-friendly art form
deantotallybottoms: domofudgie: reek-rhymes-with-freak: don’t know if anyones pointed this out yet I FUCKING KNEW IT. He flirts with the men just as much as he does with the ladies. I knew it. I called it. Katie owes me thirty bucks. sorry
dylanohcryin: nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH
goodimaginationandbadgrades: deantotallybottoms: domofudgie: reek-rhymes-with-freak: don’t know if anyones pointed this out yet I FUCKING KNEW IT. He flirts with the men just as much as he does with the ladies. I knew it. I called it. Katie
tinglebells: it really bothers me that food and good don’t rhyme
honeycoacoa:& it don’t even rhyme
sometimes i just want to stop being online, like sure i have fun but at the same time it just gives me grief i feel like such an outcast 90% of the time with no rhyme or direction, most of the time i don’t even feel i belong in this fandom or
misplacedland-deactivated201806: Sam: Why do you always use binoculars? Suzy: It helps me see things closer. Even if they’re not very far away. I pretend it’s my magic power. Sam: That sounds like poetry. Poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know.
