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malepossessions: A New Tenant It didn’t take that long for him to get situated. He was just coming up to look at the apartment with the owner of the building when he had to step away for the moment. It always happened like this. He brings the tenant
wetjason28: blondlittleboy: Uh oh!! I was biking home and wasn’t diapered and look what happened!! I really did try to hold it while I was biking home but it didn’t work!! Guess I need to be diapered more, eh? You look perfect just the way
blondlittleboy: Uh oh!! I was biking home and wasn’t diapered and look what happened!! I really did try to hold it while I was biking home but it didn’t work!! Guess I need to be diapered more, eh?
siegewaifus: siegewaifus: IT MOVES! That’s right guys, I’ve managed to do an animation. I know, it’s not that particularly great, but it’s a good start, and I’ll be practicing this on other sets. Remember the surprise that didn’t happen on
This isn’t the first time your wife attends a social event with her boss, but it’s the first time she has told you, “Honey, after the event, I’ll stay over at his house,” and you didn’t dare to object.
the-porn-stories: I’d had a crush on the gardener since my family first arrived at the villa in southern Italy, but he was so tall, and strong and just…that I knew it’d never happen. He didn’t speak English anyway, so it was impossible to even
young-bull-for-horny-wife: Winning that bet was the best thing to ever happen! We agreed that if he won he could have my new Mercedes, but if I win I get to fuck his girl Mercedes. He was fine with it as but he had to be present to make sure it didn’t
young-bull-for-horny-wife:Winning that bet was the best thing to ever happen! We agreed that if he won he could have my new Mercedes, but if I win I get to fuck his girl Mercedes. He was fine with it as but he had to be present to make sure it didn’t
royalsiblings: toofast4incest: Sis was horny, I was horny. One thing led to another Turns out it was the best sex either of us had ever had… She didn’t want to talk about it, but if her bedroom door is unlocked tonight it’s gonna happen again…
jamezy-posts: baddaddy2day-2: Tasty peach sweet He told me he’d spank my tushy until it was cherry apple red if I was late home from school. I didn’t believe him. But not only is it about to happen, he’s checking every few strokes
texas-toys-daddy: histexastoy: texas-toys-daddy: Every morning, got it? Got it. Didn’t really care about the answer, it’s gonna happen whether you like it or not
ivalisian: i was all hell yeah let’s doodle some explicit lady porn because there’s like none of it in the tag but then it just didn’t happen. it’s still porn though so that’s at least 60% i’d say
hotintensefucks: http://hotintensefucks.tumblr.com/ i’ve wanted it so badly and for so long that when it finally happened it didn’t feel like rape at all - more like heaven. Still, i knew it wasn’t role-play for them and that they were dangerous
3 Years ago today I decided to finally post this blog after debating whether if it was a good idea or not. I thought I would only do a few pictures and be done. But that didn’t happen. Before I even knew it I was getting spammed with requests left and
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
youwontcum: *phone ringing* Hello? Hey, Dave, listen, this might sound strange, but I’ve been missing a small key and I’m sure I had seen it before you came by, you didn’t happen to see it when you were here by any chance, did you? Oh, you mean
dark-of-night-47: submissive030409: youwontcum: *phone ringing* Hello? Hey, Dave, listen, this might sound strange, but I’ve been missing a small key and I’m sure I had seen it before you came by, you didn’t happen to see it when you were here
Recently, without thinking of the consequences or what impact it would have, I reblogged someone’s art with a doodle of my own. I assumed this was considered an okay thing to do since I had seen it done before; however, I didn’t take into consideration
I tried really hard to make tentacle tuesday happen, it didn’t. I sorta ran out on time and my hand gave up on me after a few hours RIP. But it’s OK because I’m gonna make it so next tuesday maybe hopefully if I get enough work done on a new project
finally set into this place I’ll be staying for 2 weeks… gonna be weird using ye olde Intuos 4 tablet (which, mind you, almost didn’t happen - as it turns out it’s USB cord is fraying… thank kap for electrical tape - but damn. who
honestly now that I’m back home in the US my depression is creeping in ways that just didn’t happen in Europe. I think it’s because of my living situation and feeling stuck in a box and because my everyday interactions not being as
atomicmangos: What do you mean this didn’t happen in the episode!? I saw it! DID YOU!? Hahahaha! I had to do this quick because I’m still swamped with school work. I hope you all like it! ^_^
fluffy-omorashi: Least that didn’t happen. *hides face* my pain meds make me sleepy. Oops Awww darn meds!! 💛🙊💛It’s ok though!! I understand lol meds can make you a lil out of it -///-
seriousjones: powerburial: Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes
lifelikeslemons: rairii: cupcakemichi: moonykins: Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal: Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear. wait…
drunkdaydreams: “You’re gay?!” “Um…yeah. It happened in Book 2, but you were busy with your own thing and it didn’t seem important.”
korrasami-artist: Yeah! My new korrasami drawing! :D In the last episode I really thought this was gonna happen, but it didn’t. So I drew it myself :p Anyway. I drew everything except the background. I think Korra & Asami look beautiful together.
huuusfm: I always wondered why this didn’t happen in Far Cry 3… lots of pirates isolated on an island with female captives. It’s bound to happen right?I am surprised I have never made any Far Cry stuff, I really enjoyed the game, so I might do
livingdan-gerously: lsarae: sixpenceeeblog: Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t.
differentfacesameman: At the moment, his mind had edged into the very blissful state of now, and he really didn’t want to move. “Do we have to?” It almost came out as whine as he wrapped his around around her, tucking her under his chin.
hatingongodot:It’s horrible and I wish it didn’t happen but it is kinda telling how many cis people I follow have gotten transphobic hate mail the moment they get the slightest reputation for being funny on the internet. Even transphobes must
clumsycutelo: This is what happens when I ask Sir to hurt me. Somehow this didn’t happen the last time he was over but I’m sure he’ll make up for it when he comes back.
askbiolabstrentini replied to your post: Psssst, is your hair blue yet??? It will be blueeeeee….. /gasp Yes, it will be blue. XD *hides from all the possible, future “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”-screams* 8D;
Tumblr mobile recommended me a post from my own blog. Like, from this blog, not a side blog or anything. I didn’t even know that could happen…
phobias: alvxandra: phobias: if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am that is all we use it for if you don’t bring me along with you then it didn’t really happen
samkinsman: sixpenceee: Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these
i’m on the last episode and i really don’t want to finish it now b/c what the FUCK migi and it looks like the player doesn’t want me to finish watching it either b/c it keeps buffering so lmao casually pretends episode 24 didn’t happen and migi
“Your people voted for this?”If you look closely, you can see how infinitely more offended Lexa is that Clarke didn’t believe in Aden’s worth as her spiritual successor.
therealgentlemandaddy: “That’s it, sugar plumb. That’s it…just stay still and quiet. Shh…it’s just Daddy. This is just a dream. When you wake up in the morning, remember, this didn’t happen. Also remember, this dream is a recurring one.
myuncreativeurl: samkinsman:sixpenceee: Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many
setheverman: yesterday i got 3 angry anons telling me to stop posting so many memes and it actually got me really sad… i just realized now that it didn’t actually happen, i just dreamed it. i guess my own subconscious mind wants me to stop but i
thedbldee: Have you ever had a dream about someone, and it feels so real that it takes a while after waking to realize it didn’t ever happen at all?
sixpenceee: Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories
stacylaynematthews: andrewproductionstv: THESE CLOWNS DON’T PLAY 😭 this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me and it didn’t even happen to me
intensional: losseder: intensional: The worst thing ever just happened to me ?? what happened I stepped on a super crunchy looking leaf and it didn’t even make a crunch noise
hiscunt: clumsycutelo: This is what happens when I ask Sir to hurt me. Somehow this didn’t happen the last time he was over but I’m sure he’ll make up for it when he comes back. He has done beautiful work on you, slut.:)
so i turned off the messaging feature for a while, it was being abused by a few ppl who were literally using it like an a/s/l thing and making me super uncomfortable even when i told them no, and it was making me really anxious so yeah xnx
naughtyjulia: It didn’t start this way. I never thought it would lead to this, but it was happening.Some friends and I met up for happy hour after work on a Friday, then the entire group (men AND women) all jokingly agreed to go to a “gentlemen’s
Put the raccoon in a cage, take it to the vet, and get it innoculated for rabies. Pretty sure nothing happens if it didn't have rabies, and if it does, then it's cured or whatever. problem solved?
bittersweet-emptiness: phobias: alvxandra: phobias: if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am that is all we use it for if you don’t bring me along with you then it didn’t really happen I will pick you up at
Hey question, the walkthrough I watched didn’t manage to hide from David quick enough in episode 1 when you’re in Chloe’s room. Was that suppose to happen or was there an actual way you could hide? If so, where would that be?
simmer-until:dogtanion69:I did have a compulsive masturbation problem. She knows. She’s empathetic. She nearly apologized for challenging me with the freedom to touch and stroke. It didn’t work out. It was a mistake. It won’t happen again. I need
rosebeaches: like no offense… but the past most definitely just feels fake. like it just feels like it didn’t actually happen. like it just feels fake. i don’t like remembering things. it’s just a blurry little snapshot in my head. it just doesn’t
simmered2020:dog20002:She once told me “it will never happen again” after letting me stroke for her but not cum “I regret letting you touch yourself. I didn’t like it. It was my fault. My mistake. I’m sorry.”
givememyhatbackyourabbit: askamountmassivenurse: // draw your otp like this didn’t even have to draw it, it already happened in canon
