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nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry
eluneis: yotoob: ymirsbian: counterpunches: planetofgreeneyesxxx: MAGNUM’S NEW COMMERCIAL VIDEO. I AM CRYING SO ARE YOU #so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT #well if it’s gonna be extra might as well
it’s tradition, mr spock this is the first time i drew bones i think oh nooo
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
It's not The End yet! It can't end like this!
“Can I just say, traveling with you, I love it.” “Me too.”
can it be november 17 yet?
warpfactory: why be homophobic when you can be hydrophobic
It's my birthday!
People should do that thing where they tell me their headcanons about various ships. And I tell them my headcanons about various ships. And maybe we write some drabbles or something and have a good time, because writing and discussing fictional characters
perpetual-loser: iguanamouth: perpetual-loser: iguanamouth: a jurassic park reboot with the dinosaurs replaced by land before time characters Did I take it too far? I took it too far didn’t I?…
It’s almost pathetic how happy trans*!Armin-related fanwork makes me.
armin chapter 49 stuff I still don’t find what Armin did as distressing as everyone else????? I mean, it’s not… nice by any means….. but he’s trying to save his friend and accessing a really nasty part of himself to
mortante: “I’m getting sick of being a ghost no one can hurt me but no one will kiss me either”
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antivian: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. This shit is dope. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. WANT.
It took me many times hearing it in many different shows and movies before I realized that “aluminium” in British English is “aluminum” in American. Despite the similar spellings they sound quite different. I felt pretty dumb once
it confuses me when people who don’t tag their posts reblog those posts urging people to tag posts or complaining about people not tagging Like…do they not realize they’re not tagging their posts? Or do they just think it doesn’t
It smells like the ocean outside. It’s nice
noussommeslessquelettes: I’m really curious guys… reblog this and put in the tags how many years you’ve been in the YGO fandom and how you got introduced to it
mom0chan: senpaisgay: I had posted this before, but it was on my other account. Must again. i love how misaki gets irritated but he knows he loves every minute of it ;)
imflain: Quick request for god-of-debaucheryGfycat Webm Ah! I forgot about that! Look everyone, It’s for me! I think that sketchysecchiscribbles can figure out who this little lady is.
gallifreyanconsultingdetective: dianeraeb: siriuus: do action movies know they can have more than one female character Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and
banshees: metalbatteryzone: Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that? Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya,
i lost a follower for that post can you believe it lmao.
darkomaraven: yalawala: isafeye: Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will help them order food when it’s too scary walk with them through crowded places help them laugh it off when they make a mistake not get tired of answering
on a more upbeat note: i started playing splat zones b/c i was too impatient to wait for map rotations and ur fucking welcome @team b/c i tended to splat 3-4 squids at the start of the match so ur asses can claim the zones. but also i’m so fucking sorry
choose-your-muse: glitterbrick: conversation limit The limit at the moment is STARTING 50 convos a day, but you can talk with all of them all you like after that. Not sure if that will go away once everyone has something.
shacklefunk: tuomey: frenchfrycoolguy: every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first
scruffyfrank: you know when you’re paying close attention to a song and you can perfectly hear the bass line or the harmonies you didn’t notice before or when the lead singer takes a breath man it’s like the song just dissolves into your bloodstream
brawnbrainybombshell: xvekel: College students Wow this actually applies to my life more than Id like to admit Because college teaches you to pass a midterm, not apply shit to your life as it should. It’s all a game
We can do gifs on mobile now!
fakewoke: classiclinds: bboyplankton: nadiraxm: gwayordafreeway: tayelchapo: xsaylumx: dejesustymestwo: moneymandale: Snap then !!!!! It’s lit! Black people can take something as simple as a two step and turn that shit to 1000 I swear This
candiikismet: gwayordafreeway: tayelchapo: xsaylumx: dejesustymestwo: moneymandale: Snap then !!!!! It’s lit! Black people can take something as simple as a two step and turn that shit to 1000 I swear This is cute. On God that shit so simple
ikebanakatsu: Hi guys! this is an Academy Vi piece I did for Patreon on February, I hope you like it <3 You can support my NSFW artworks on Patreon, and get juicy rewards with Ū! The content is weekly and with a lot of extras! Also I’ve updated
It’s amazing how horny it can be just making someone happy…..
That time when RivaMika actually happened at the Oscars. ETA: As expected the original video is now blocked…so I added a different embed or you can try to watch a very nice version here (Though it might be restricted to certain territories).
coralusblog: full-autopsy: bootylicious-buggy:morgenty: magnumformer: unauthorized-user: thelemonadestandoflife: why is this so funny I know right I can’t stop laughing at this! YES OMFG IT’S BACK OMG WHY THE HELL THIS POST BACK BLESSED POST
Can’t stop thinking about how bad I want you to sit on my face 💦
peevesthepoltergeist: peevesthepoltergeist: so in physics we’re doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we fucking hate this shit and as soon as she draws it up on the
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings
ariaonthetitans: martheh: warningofimposter: i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr #1 RULE OF TUMBLR ALWAYS REBLOG DADDY!!111! i will rip out the insides of every single person who reblogs this
ryan-potter: Do you have any idea what it’s like knowing my real brother and mother spent everyday of their lives looking for me? How everyday my real brother screams my name? Can you imagine the pain they must be in not knowing where I am? Lion | 2016
smartdude: the-megidos: marina-and-thetitans: arsakii: pumpkaboogie: corporate-badass-asami-sato: hetahomestuckgirl: deformed-frogs: altararess: kaguranzu: rashaka: toothless-targaryen: The cursed pirate of the seas?? I can roll with it the
I made vanilla sugar, I can’t wait to use it on desserts and cocktails
It’s cool as fuck that spider silk is one of the (if not the most) strongest materials on earth, and it can’t be replicated by humans yet. Imagine if we had access to that technology
a-v-ismyname: blueduckyd: counterxpartsx: do u ever get in those moods where you wanna be cute with someone, but you also wanna slide ur hand down their pants at the same time, or. You are, every time!! 😂 I just can’t help it 😅
bogleech: Instant classicWendell and Wild is out now on Netflix or if you don’t have Netflix find some other way to watch it. It’s the first Henry Selick movie since Coraline and the first Henry Selick movie with an original story he helped craft,
It is weed free WednesdayIt’s tuesdayShut up its weed free wednesday
I don’t care who the artist is. I don’t care what the lyrics mean. I don’t care how the music video looks. Good music is good music. It should always be treated like a good song even if the person who made it is called “gay”,
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
ktseitz5: I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.
things I’ve learned by being with someone with depression: you can’t magically cure them of depression just by being with them. “what, I don’t make you happy?” does NOT help anything, it makes them feel guilty and feel worse.
it is what it is
It's 4am.my alarm is set for 4:50. I'm driving to GA today. Can't sleep.too excited.
can you fucking stop?? you sent me a message saying the same thing. I am an actual human, believe it or not and im not just some sexual object that is reduced to ‘perfect slut’ because I had sex. you actually make me mad, bye.
it's all gay
valenscult: Oh, he’s playing a Fender Bass IV. It’s tuned E to E, like a guitar, but in the range of a bass. I have the Squier version of it.
today-in-homestuck: It’s been exactly 2 years since… [S] Cascade. [10/25/11]
I actually can’t stand the sight of cum. That’s why I swallow: so I don’t ever have to see it. 😊