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hvndredpercent:Human, behave yourself,you have burst at the seams. Let it allfallout, open your mouth. Often I lie wide awake, think of things I can make, but I don’t seem to have the partstobuild them. Human, I wonder why you’re a better make than
It can be hard presenting yourself to an angry mistress. But the moment she smiles, it makes the pain worthwhile.
It’s only been a week since the trailer and from what we know we got 5 months left until the release (10th November). I’m usually never hyped about stuff, but this, I can’t fucking wait for this!I just want to go and freeze myself until the release
kinkygal312: You guys didn’t get it in time, but I’m feeling generous so here it is lol. #kinkygal
daddys-slave-cunt: Hey everyone. So, I’m pretty disappointed in myself - I only kept it in for an hour and a half. My cunt felt fine but when I was sitting at my desk my lips kept getting pinched pretty hard and so my Daddy told me I could remove it
apolkadotnerd: xxladybugdisney: ahtheneverendingpossibilities: hiddles-unchained: theverylastofhiskind: paging-doctorfaggot: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE FREAKING MOVIE IT’S JUST THE CLEANNESS OF IT ALL I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM POLISHING
It’s timeto Cherish your Blessings.
It often happens that your imagination works better than anything else to make you cum. Especially when you have an amazing experience to keep thinking about and thinking about and thinking about… it can drive you crazy. Casey had the experience
marionisamuffin: pleasantandcain: fromladytolifter: candidlycara: dance-in-the-shadows: gracediamondsfear: wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn.
Can I just get fucked roughly and then call it a day?
It is both a blessing and a curse for a man to have several pretty daughters. After all, it can be hard work taking care of all of them.
It’s so cute - watching a plaything struggle with her new bonds. But it can also be annoying - fidgeting should be discouraged. So reprimand her. She’s kept locked up for you - a voiceless, brainless toy who is kept safe and secure by her
rojerk: damnthatswhack: The South Dakota Office of Highway Safety might want to reevaluate their PSA informing people about the dangers of jerking the steering wheel. lmfao no fuckin way
cecilysoo: true that. It’s so hard not to.
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chefpyro: I like this little moment. Because it shows that Amethyst understands Peridot. She knows at this point that Peridot is simply bitter and irritable in nature, and not to hold it against her. She asks a question, Peridot responds with a bitter
It’s like if you hear a knock at the door and check to see who it is and nobody’s there but they keep knocking and knocking and knocking…
It can sometimes take a lot to get me to that place of intense focus, and there is a fine line between total focus and true pain, but I always love it when you take me there.
I ordered take out, I’m so pumped I hope I can stomach it
yeah-thats-not-it:flustered and embarrassed girls are literally my favorite
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me
just fyi its almost 4pm and i still havent used the bathroom…i just been wetting myself all day….>////< i really am omo trash i think i should do a challenge and not use the potty all day just to see if i can do it…
When I’m older I think I want to be a prison counselor. I have the ability to show compassion to the vilest of people and I think it would be best for our shared universal energy to be someone who can help the bad energy in a person turn to good energy,
what white people can do to protect muslims tomorrow: 9/11 edition
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
asevenpatchproblem: nikki-rook: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then
@severalowlsEvery time I see you repy or even rarer like a post I can only let a laugh of bemusement that you’re still somehow following my blog despite the seemingly hundreds of horrific pictures you’ve been subjected to by now.
Can we not take the leap?
can I just- can I just set something straight? if your only response to someone’s argument is to use a flaw in their grammar, syntax, or spelling you have lost the argument. turn off your computer and think about your life.
lokishair-deactivated2012: THE AVENGERS: GENDERSWAP EDITION!: Anna Torv as S. Rogers , Captain America
can i go here? fuck it, can i live here?
someone needs to draw aoba in the BooBies uniform from space dandy. this is very important. it needs to be done. for science.
noiz being a complete ass to koujaku in bed and saying things like “is your dick even inside yet? i can’t feel a thing,” even though koujaku is already fully sheathed inside him and then accidentally loudly moaning/whining when koujaku suddenly
today was such a good day wtf where is this wave of sadness coming from can you not.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE DICK THIS PAGE SAYS http://www.gift-gift.jp/event/201510_giftshop_splot.html
w4rl0rd: can we talk about the official undertale merch thing for a sec on fangamer you can get 2 shirts, a sticker sheet n a mettaton posterbut on the bottom right of the page theres this: which upon clicking takes you to this now, if you click yes,
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cloudedhues: honestly the only thing that can top this…*slides square enix a five-dollar bill* BRINGBACKSTELLAFORXV
It can be a more powerful visual tease if he can’t see what she is touching.
bemusedlybespectacled: ravenclawslibrary: frosty-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: kitkatkatee: thelegendofelectraheart: NO FUCK WHY …. it took me a couple seconds.. DO NOT cAN YOU NOT? umm OUCH excuse you
masteradept: skoomapipe: mikalhvi: dorenarox: ultrafacts: simplyfascinating: saxitlurg: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean,
It’s almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything, only had water and a small bit of preworkout to wake me up and to study for the CPA. I can sense that I’m kinda hungry but i don’t wanna eat anything, and my dad brought me out half of this sandwich
Can we talk about this horrendous person for like one moment? They are the Donald Trump of Tumblr. All they do is insult people who read or write fanfiction. I mean you have the right to your opinion, but like Trump, it doesn’t really matter to anyone
OR JUST DON’T ASK AND DON’T DO IT THANK YOU
novice-heartbreaker: Reminder: A relationship can still be unhealthy even if love is invovled. A friendship can still be unhealthy even if love is invovled. Sometimes our feelings aren’t enough, and we still need to recognize the signs of an unhealthy
IT CAN BE POSSIBLE.THEY ARE LIKE TWEENS OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.WHAT CAN I DO? I’M THINKING OF A SUICIDE!
gaporter: kawaikunaii: dimsumbao: thesherlockedshire: The Hobbit. Something looks different. I CAN’T EVEN. OH FUCK I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF I’M CHOKING Bombur isn’t Nick Cage…
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Can this ever be reblogged too much? No. No it can’t.
screengeniuz: prettysunsets: katrinapavela: spectaclesinscript: And you are reblogged again. For the obvious. Can’t not reblog this. In fact it’s a gladiator crime if you don’t. This is a mandtory reblog. Gah!
rwby-rose: how can anybody function i’m just a puddle rn waiting for rwby i can’t take this i’m so excited i’m gonna shove crescent rose up my ass i am so fucking hype do not shove the hugh caliber sniper scythe up your ass.
I’m trying to eat before the episode but I’m so excited that I literally can’t
Please take this horrible drawing bye!(can-not-think-of-a-proper-name)oh shitfrom…from when her fingers were taken baby no
can spider-man take pain?look, unless he’s shot lethally, sliced apart, totally crushed, or endures other over the top things that would kill a beast of a superhuman, he can pick himself up just fine. he’s always been mostly a loner, so he’s USED
tickatocka: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did
It’s been a while since the last time I posted some art here on tumblr, but I felt like saying something about the fuss over She-Ra’s rebootIf someone’s here been missing me, you can go follow me on my FB / Twitter / Blog / IG