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mexicantransguy: Ok but as a dysphoric trans man the whole ‘you need dysphoria to be trans’ actually baffles me because even tho I’ve always has crippling dysphoria, it didn’t actually help me figure out my gender at all. I usually dismissed my
miseducatedmelanicmuse: Yes. They glamorize tf out of hood niggas like they all have Gucci Mane and Offset money/opportunities. And even when they have money like that, it doesn’t automatically erase their mental illness.
njena: its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut
swedishcervixpoker: All the neighborhood guys liked to hang out at your place. The neighbors thought it was because you had a pool, but the boys knew you had something even better.
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
thinkivykink: Whipping Post, Part One In mid-December, we all went to a play party. It was the first time I’d gone to a play party without Sir. The evening started out pretty tame. Saltine, Pup, one of Saltine’s friends and I arrived at the party
sheabuttabae: …Cop our style and imitate everything about out culture. Y'all love black people only when it’s convenient for you. When we have nothing and need help you cant be bothered to even speak up!!!! I hope you know we see you. You’re cowards.
baremascorlando: Andrew’s Corner Grew up in Air Force town… Two things all the girls would say…”No such thing as an ugly man in a flight suit” and “I love a man in uniform and I love him even more out of it!”
bbbhsweden: Improbability of bitching real masculine guys all the time, makes it even hotter when you finally catch one, and you fuck the shit out of him
constantlogic: kckilgannon: But let’s stop vaccinating because one study out of millions said it *might* cause autism! Because we all know a dead kid is better than an autistic kid! Even though that one study has been proven wrong. People are amazingly
thefemmeside:It cuts out all the “will she suck my cock or won’t she?” part of the evening. This way you can get right down to business!
brandicd43: kristypantyboi: sissy-kittie: sissyemilee: 🎀 sissyemilee.tumblr.com 🎀 Daddy thinks it’s soo ADORABLE 👼🏼 that all my Sissy bits fit in my small panties. Even when I get a hard little stiffy nothing pops out. I guess Daddy
riley-friar: “You know sometimes, it just seems like you’re missing out on all these different people, but in reality? You’re just being saved for the right person, who’s even better.”
daddythefetish: Peppermint held out all day for an evening feeding. Here you go friends! We missed you!! If you enjoy, tell peppermint! And spread the word! Thanks for the likes and reblogs perverts! Although she’s shy, believe it or not….she
Growing up in the city makes me appreciate little things. Everytime I see a robin or a blue jay I freak out because it’s like a colorful fucking bird. I love birds, all I ever saw in my hood were pigeons. Even crows excite me, likes they are so
my mom is such a grade A manipulator, but I know all of her moves. I see it coming from miles out. I know exactly what her next move will be, the next thing she will ask of me, the next time she’ll blow up and say something hateful. Even though
casualbrainwashing: Now, see this picture? I know you won’t remember this one. It’s the night I took you out with all your work friends. That’s what they’ve been snickering about, you dumb little slut. I said we could have a nice sensible evening,
mistress92: scvzzygxrm:comic-sans-apologist:why is her skirt like that? why she even got a skirt on? her coochie is hangin out for god and everybody to see that skirt is up on her tiddies.it’s a fucking chipmunkwhy put them in clothes at all?????they
cadetfaggot: odairs-trident: click here or the photo to sign!then reblog as much as you can to get the word out! Why doesn’t ACTA get the attention of you all like SOPA did? ACTA is practically global, even if your country hasn’t signed it yet -
pisswizarddiaries: work in progress, but i really don’t want to have to cut out this introduction even though it will probably gain me no marks at all
angstyvibes: my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire
captainsnoop: say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod like he was hemming and hawing over what
sixth-light: adventures-in-poor-planning: captainsnoop: say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape
tedx: ted: In this funny, poignant talk, Brené Brown explains what makes us feel a sense of love and belonging. It’s a powerful reminder (especially for all you Type A’s out there) to embrace the messy and unknown, even when that leap of faith
guyfitblr: jerseyky: becoming—batman: jerseyky: I want to be able to do this one day… i cant even figure out how he’s doing it Almost cartwheel. Twist. With some one handedness. Foot swing all the way around. Land. Awesome but this hurts
fcknstoner: Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy
irisfuckdoll: Even now when I’m in college and big brother has a job out of town we still go home every weekend, our family bond is incredibly strong and it’s all thanks to mom, that our weekly ritual of showering together and having big brother
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are a cat not dirty laundry. how did you even get up there and into the basket without knocking it over? i would compliment your acrobatics except for the fact that you shouldn’t be in there at all.
fetishexpo: Its amazing how dickmatized my sister is. All I have to do is pull it out and she’ll start swallowing my pipe until I nut without any concern of getting caught. Even while her husband is in the Exxon, she continues to go to work… Priceless
granola-soul: You know, despite all the shit I have to go through, despite how shitty recovery can feel sometimes, I’ll always always always prefer it to being so miserable and even…dead. I’ll always prefer going out and partying with my best friends.
uggified: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
mysexymormonmilf: We had a amazing response to my beautiful wife’s first post that she agreed to let me put on my Tumblr. She does read all of the comments and found it very erotic to find out that so many men find her so sexy, and in fact, even
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
the-muffin-master: legend of zelda is such an interesting franchise because when you first play the games it’s like “what the fuck is this puzzle even” but half an hour later you’re all “maybe if I shoot this painting a ghost will come out”
rcmclachlan: teddvaltman: poopflow: shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot I can’t see the picture but I hope it’s Thorin.
swerve-art:And here’s the Applejack one I drew for that lil series two years ago :D I really liked how that expression came out, even if it’s all really simple :p
fivemanwaltz:what-even-is-thiss:Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny. Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot
healingx: Shout out to all the amazing ppl I have met at concerts whether it was a short conversation in line, being stuck in a mosh pit w you, being pressed up against u so tightly to the point of us just both laughing or fuck even the ppl that I have
pussylightlytoasted: Me, forgetting where I am. Somebody bought more horse semen. So I mention to my coworker all “it would be nice to even have 20k to begin with, and they out here buying semen”He laughs and was like “you’re money hungry arent
missinglinc: narcissistichomo: the fashion statement of the summer It’s not even summer tho. Also, he didn’t start this movement. Y’all just don’t get out much to know that.
thathighclassbitch: scotchtapeofficial: goths7: beauty-behind-madness-xo: harryedward: This is so sad it wasn’t even her fault at all She has so much money and power tho being sorry ain’t shit get out there or send people to go and help the ones
destiny-islanders: I stayed up waaaaaaay too late last night working on the #FF30thFanProject Drawpile hahahaha. So late that I didin’t have time to make an Inktober doodle for the 27th even though I’m going to be out and about all day. It was so
hanaxsongs:“Fight for life on the planet Earth. Defend all human beings, even the ones you don’t understand. Believe in love that is out of anyone’s control. And then risk everything for it.”
tom-sits-like-a-whore: as your girlfriend theres no pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all reallybut it’s up to youu can be big spoon or little spoontotally your choicei’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
punpunichu: Yeees, yes to all of ‘em *o* 1. Okay, so, I thought it would be cute if Eridan asked Kanaya to teach him how to correctly hold the magic wand she made for him even though that’s not exactly hard to figure out, but Kanaya is a helpful
homestuckfluffcanons: All trolls are deadly allergic to spicy food and can’t even be around anything smelling like it. The humans found this out the hard way. Suggested by homestuckpotato
