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thebluemoondragon: Fanfiction is great because you can watch your OTP confess their undying love to each other four hundred times in a row, and it’s different every time.
when you finally realize you never replied to that rp when it was your turn
TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.
justintimerblake: when you thought you were bad at something but it turns out that you werent
boundunbound: clauderabbit: myawfulpersonality: Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops Shit Truth
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
t-mdelonge: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
thatsmoderatelyraven: whimiscott: frosla55: i have 3 moods: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????? ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!? There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes
shirokuro-rabbit: To people who ship yaoi and don’t feel the need to tear down female characters because of it:
basedgosh: not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
awakenher: If I don’t reply right away or I take ages to: It’s drafted My mood doesn’t fit I’m trying to equal your perfection I’m braindead I lost the reply I’m easily distracted by something else All/some of the above
Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message.
sandandglass: “Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you.”
Muse is having a nightmare. It starts with just mumbling in sleep, and in the end they cry out for help. What does your muse do?
goatsy: Reblog if your cramps have ever made you vomit lasted between 2-3 days stopped you from being able to walk or run made you cry It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
jonathan: what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
my-flourish-and-blotts: A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.
Send my character a nightmare and I will tell you if it breaks them.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Tumblr and it became a hobby.
large-flightless-bird: when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
Put 'Confess!' plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it's true or not!
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.
osamah: nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
makochantachibanana: drkarayua: glutenfreewaffles: glutenfreewaffles: remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc it’s always
reallylameblog: trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
sher: If I ever call you ‘a little shit’ it means I love you.
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
fistfulloffourleafclovers: you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it
sadsavior: do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
Imagine when you find your soulmate, your heart starts to glow red. Send me "♥" for my muses reaction to it happening when our muses meet.
queer-punk: Don’t make jokes about rape Don’t make jokes about cutting Don’t make jokes about eating disorders Don’t make jokes about suicide Don’t make jokes about mental illness It’s not funny
// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!
SEND ME A FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT
vorfreudde: you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
I want you to kill my muse in the most twisted, explicit manner you can conceive of. If I'm too horrified to post it, you win.
missjessicasmith: itseasytoremember: Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
Anonymously send me "♡" + a url and I'll kiss whomever it is.
lord-hutcherbutt: halfgingermcsexyface: lord-hutcherbutt: DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob
danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
somefancyname: somefancyname: Things that should exist: ~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions Things that shouldn’t exist: ~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism It is inspiring to know
'If I met you in person...' Finish it in my ask.
cisbender: when an artist wants to show you their art or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written it’s quite often an expression of trust because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart little pieces of the
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
Send me a ♫ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of the first five songs, and give it to you as a poem.
uke-mode-seme-mode: DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T
Send me a ¢ followed by a command or request and my muse Must do it.
PSA: Just because I’m not replying to our thread, or your starter doesn’t mean I don’t want to roleplay with you. I’m just slow. Some days I can write a fucking book, some days I can’t even write my own name. It’s in the drafts I promise
when you're reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you're not expecting it
ironicdavestrider: It’s sleepover Friday send me asks: anons TMI’s tell me about your crush/tumblr crush sexuality/gender shit confessions reverse TMI’s tell me why you followed me assumptions tell me something you like/dislike about
tupacabra: people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”
17yr: *drops hint* *crush trips over it*
Send me "It was only a joke!" for my character's reaction after yours has played a very cruel practical joke on them.
I want to see you.... finish it in my ask
malevolentqueen: Friends With Benefits AU Muse A and Muse B have been friends for years. Somewhere along the line, they added the ‘friends with benefits’ clause, vowing that it would mean nothing to either of them beyond just sex. But when Muse
lordtrash: If I ever like your sad post It is support I am not enjoying your tears
halalbacon: The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
biteythevillain: remember how easy it was to pick out the fuckin nerds in gym class cause they always ran like they were in a fuckin anime
