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askgeorgebush: sassyenjolras: twilightpatriot: am-night-king: when someone draws something just for you This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically
undeadskumfukdroach: nightvaleian-sweatervests: kisslng: a-study-in-butts: kisslng: girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more that’s probably true
Reblog if you are a roleplayer who totally understands that sometimes threads are dull, and you don't mind if people want to drop them simply because it isn't working for them.
If I was dating you.. (FINISH IT IN MY ASK, ANON OR NOT)
ernoji: when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up
When you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and your just like:
You know your day’s going to be weird when the first dog of the day comes at ya like Hannibal Lector. Yep. Thanks, Cooper. Really appreciate it, you crazy Westie.
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Send me a ◙ with a character and my muse and I'll tell you if I ship it.
bowlegsandangels: killercest: cameronjohngodfrey: azazels-child: why is sexuality such a big thing like just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent why is it such a huge thing You should run for office. if i ran for office i would
detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I
trenchcoatinimpala: things you don’t point out about people: acne cuts Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being??? fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny
Reblog if it is okay if your muse is hurt, severely injured or tortured in RPs.
rpmememaker: “Now hold still…” “Stop screaming or I’ll use duct tape.” “They had it coming, they were too friendly with you…” “There, that should keep you quiet.” “No one will find us here.”
bugflying: if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash
hinder: it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
Send me a kink/fetish, and I'll rate it!
dancingqueen707: niallshit: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower It made me so happy
sourapple-1: dasverygay: Christmas is in 4 days where the gosh diddly rootin tootin darn is my holiday spirit Someone finally said it
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
yamazakis: ♡ telling your laptop romantic things like “are you fucking kidding me” when it freezes and stops working ♡
skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i don’t remember
confess something you've thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it.
gossipgandhi: i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
Reblog if you are always willing to help a follower in need. No matter who it is. Anyone can just message you.
socialllama: now lets play Am I Allowed To Eat This Or Is It For Christmas?
looow-tus: undftdaniel: defend-sissy-boy-emo: jadelyn: holypuckingcow: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka At 3 in the morning
My character has been kidnapped because they are friends with yours. When found, they're still alive, but with a three word message carved into their skin for yours. What does the message say and what does your muse do about it?
antinarry: listen stop unfollowing me it’s fucking christmas have some respect
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
doomaeda: “did you see that anime” “yeah I watched it from my dash”
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
Tell me what you think my character's best personality feature is and I'll write a headcanon surrounding it.
cleromancy: CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
Try to hypnotize my character. See if they can resist it.
ho-sushi: Oh look it’s Christmas Day and I’m still on this fucking site
destiel: trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
frickmanda: “you should just get your license!” “driving is fun!” “It’s not that hard!” leave me the fucK ALONE
Send me a ship and i'll rate it
As if my rabbit drama for the year was over…Comet’s got an abscess near her left eye, making it bug out a little. I’m not in the emotional or mental mood to lose another rabbit (may as well be two since Papacha is bonded to her like
Reblog if respect someone's OTP, even if you don't like it.
My muse has a black eye but refuses to talk about it, how does your muse react?
In honor of Munday, the Muse will now tell everyone the answers to any questions they feel like asking about the Mun. In their own words. Whether the Mun likes it or not.
girl-in-the-tardis: omfgstyles: that one password that you use for everything and if anyone ever found out what it was they could single-handedly ruin your life
Let's Cut to the Chase. I wanna RP. Let's Do It:
pastel-cutie: it’s 2014 let go of people who make you feel negative emotions let go of people who make you feel like you’re not good enough be around people who make you smile and laugh be around people who think you’re amazing be around people
gerometry: *does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
As a roleplayer, tell me some things that I need to fix or keep doing as my character. Do it non-anon or anon. Anything is appreciated.
sp0okyz: have you ever read something in a book or poem or fanfic that really just kinda hits you and you have to sit back and think about it for a while and you just kinda
awesomeheirsofdurin: kazi-is-amazing: Planning a story Actually writing a story This is so true it’s terrifying!
The moment when you've been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left
third-personomniscient: nothinbutmaggotybread: when i see a cute boy I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded
justinbieberrealness: there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
If you're brave enough, send me "Do it."
Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word 'mermaid', 'angel', 'hipster', 'cunt, 'unicorn', 'nigger', 'faggot', 'slut' or 'whore' in it.
mishasminions: I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
Fun Facts about how cold it is in the Midwest right now
Reblog this if you like to RP with people for more reasons than simply wanting their Muse to be in love with yours. If you actually enjoy building a relationship (whatever kind it may be) between them, rather than just starting out with the pure intent
lordoftheinternet: that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
