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hotwifetexts: Rare pics of me.  The dick in hand shot is pretty old, cause I don’t really take a lot of pics in general, let alone nude.  But it’s me, in all my glory.  Best I know it hasn’t shrunk any over the years.  In fact, I guess not
it would really turn me on if you would help me suck him off…
It would make me really happy if you took it all the way up your ass.
geromy: THIS IS A REALLY CUTE CAKE??? GET IN ME
here you are, anon. still feel not really comfortable (if especially my female followers like it), but request is request. hope you like it?
Really needed a new icon image, and it made me realise that I’ve never posted a picture of my sordid little being in the year and a half I’ve had this blog… so here I am, in all my splendour, looking strangely cutesy for once!
Really quickly. WHAT FUCKING CONTRAPTION IS THIS AND WHERE/FOR HOW MUCH CAN I BUY ONE?! -Y Completely serious, if you know what this thing is called, please shoot us an ask or fanmail and let me know.
My Gentleman Caller got me the prettiest birthday present… the photos don’t really do it justice, the rope is this gorgeous teal-y green colour that looks like dragon scales. Haven’t done anything super complicated yet; I’m still just learning
sugarwrgoingdown: My Gentleman Caller got me the prettiest birthday present… the photos don’t really do it justice, the rope is this gorgeous teal-y green colour that looks like dragon scales. Haven’t done anything super complicated yet; I’m
momtaku: @ghostmartyr has decided to remedy the deplorable lack of yu yu hakusho in my life so we are currently working our way through the approximately 12413532 episodes of that. Me: But it’s 90′s anime
Really sad about my ex tn… or maybe just about being single, idk. I think I’ve been handling it well. It just makes me sad that he didn’t want to stay together. What’s tragic/dumb is that one of the (cop out) reasons he gave is
Oh btw I got a new wig and it’s like really cute :3 me gusta
ranchozico-deactivated20131120: Daehyun’s jaw dropped are so priceless. He likes it. REALLY LIKES IT.
It started to rain so i started to sing “fox rain” really loudly in my terrible korean because i know every word to that song and now my mother is looking at me with an ew face.
It’s 3 in the morning and I’m fucking screamiNG jfkskckskkds
*me trying to come out of a coma I been in for 2 days of just sleeping*Ok so I got my chair next to the open window, so the sun is hitting me, drink in hand while playing some YT! Hopefully this will help wake me up and stay awake. Lol -//-
It dawned on me tonight that I’m so intimidated by people who have the potential to be REALLY nice/ considerate/actively try to wow me. I read something in an article of a guy setting up some extravagant sexy experience for a girl and idk. I just
averagefairy: as soon as the “I can just wake up really early tomorrow and do it” thought pops into your brain it’s over. like at that point……. you are genuinely and thoroughly Fuckd’t
So apparently this year the people who run the building I work in decided what it really needs to make it festive is giant glittery red and yellow baubles hanging from the roof
asleepylioness: It has been a really long week already, so I was happy to see the adult beverage theme. I know it isn’t a hot beverage, but on mornings that I don’t have time to make my tea, Diet Coke is my morning drink of choice. On a side note,
underweartuesday: I know that I am quite late this week, but I really wanted to get this one in. I’m traveling for work once again this week, and it is far colder here than it is at home. I liked the outerwear theme, as I definitely didn’t pack
nakedpersephone: Happy barely early birthday! Since you said bum submissions were highly encouraged as birthday presents, here you go! I know it is a little bit different, but I hope that you like it. -wordsmatty Did I really get a submission from
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: I know I have missed the last few Starrings Thursdays, but I am always forgetting to take Star Wars pictures during my shoots. I felt it was time to showcase my new Vader shirt. Really, I got it about a month ago, but this
I just ordered pizza, and it is irrational how happy that makes me!
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
steppingoncellphones: Finals: a form of cruel and unusual punishment. In case anyone here’s curious about my face. Picture is a few months old but obviously it had to be this one since my hair looks so much like sex hair.
My first home made ABDL video is up on www.kitchensinkspanking.com and you should go look at it because it’s REALLY cute 🙈
it wouldn’t even let me import my shepard so mad right now ggrrrrgrfglkjdlkjd
Instead of going to class today I decided to work on my summer car. It’s a really nice day to work on it too.
I hate that feeling, when in my dash are only two or three people, because when it’s afternoon in my country, in countries where live most people I follow it’s only early morning :c (Sorry for my bad English, because I really don’t know how to
U G HCoachella I mean, I live in Russia so when it’s day in America, it’s night in RussiaAnd I must be awake all night just to watch livestream :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) *more not really happy smiles* :) :) :) :) :)
so, for the Blur’s gig at Picnic Afisha festival in Russia yesterday I made a maskmy friend put it on her face while they were playing, AND DAMON NOTICED IT! (we were really close to the stage just in front of him)Graham laughed sooo hard, Damon
coughloop:Just heard from my doctor they’re gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck
Me (after discovering they purposely removed my credits): Why did you delete my credits?Person: did what?Me: Why did you delete my credit? [sent photoset directly to them] The person that you reblogged this from retained my credits but in your post you
It was very much inspired by me and my personality, so that was fun. But over the years we added a lot of different layers to her and she kind of changed a lot, which was really the fun part of playing her, too—how she changed over the series. But
It still really amuses me that Peridot’s ship was a giant hand when she’s, like, the only character in the whole show who does not have hands (she has those floating tech fingers). Aside from Lion, of course. It’s like she’s compensating for
Well, I did say stay tuned… This really is not a pretty picture, and yes it is me imitating that other picture. Please DO NOT REBLOG.
aviculor: westbor0baptistchurch: I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me. I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film
I wish I had more friends that send me random funny things, or just stuff in general. It is incredibly rare to get anything from anyone, IRL or on this site. I’m pretty sure the problem is me though because I have nothing to share back or even
lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this
rubeitalloverme: do people really expect me to know what day it is i dont even know what month we’re in i still write 2009 when i sign papers
I haven’t really gotten much sleep in a few weeks. My life is upside down and I toss and turn. Last night I was finally asleep (alarm set for 5:40 am) when a friend texted me at midnight that she “wasn’t going to make it home”.
I had a dream last night where I met one of my mutuals, and it was so terribly awkward. She was just not interested at all, and I was being such a little try hard… I know she is probably a really nice person in real life, but it just kinda made
So, with my wage this week, and the extra I have saved from last week, and the money my mam gave me for both it, and Christmas, I could really just have a Big Birthday Blow-out next week. But I hate spending money (I’ve been putting off getting
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
aobabe: imagine noiz trying to hit on koujaku in german. “wie gehts, baby." "the fuck you just say to me." this is my most popular kounoi headcanon and i’m really happy about that.
it has almost been an entire year since i’ve gotten into dmmd and i still haven’t completed the goddamn game. can you believe it.
is anyone else having a problem where when ur healing as mercy healing sfx cuts in and out?
did-you-kno: If you really dislike conflict, you might be more content as a single person. Although research shows people are generally happier in relationships, it isn’t true for everyone. If you’re someone who always avoids conflict, the
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
New quickie Post-It!! Lately i’ve been really “sick of your shit, humans” Puke you! #postitlife #quicksketch #reallyquick #dirty #puke #me #littlebuns #green #markers Follow me on Instagram!
I feel like such a horrible person.. my dad is being nice to all of us by getting ice cream and toppings and stuff… Ice cream makes me really sad and eating it makes me feel so incredibly guilty and horrible, so his generosity was just met with
tinyjutsu: i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom
gaydicks420: when i was like 7 i rly liked inuyasha and i talked about it a lot and one time this girl who really hated me pushed me into some mud and said “your precious inuyasha wont save you now” and i cried
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real
Defenestration.
omg i just queued a really shitty post but now it is done and it’s at the end of my queue and in order to delete it……………..i do not have the time to do the scrollign AH
Okay but like the music this episode gave me such a fooly Cooly vibe in the sense of its nostalgic and it FITS, it really felt like a chill rebellion but also just so much FUN 10/10 I want the full song omfg
keanrt:Okay, I went as ikimaru’s Bill Cipher design to the MCM Comic Con in London, and I think it turned out incredible, considering it’s only my second time cosplaying!! I really love this design! Look at that God damned evil dorito!! omfg you