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slutintraining: heavynotion: slutintraining: awakeandrestless: That look Those eyes. Like she can’t believe how good it feels. She probably can’t; I know I couldn’t quite believe it the first time. (Hell, sometimes it still surprises me.)
The thing is I have to do sex because that’s my job. So it’s more about me having to do sex than it is about sex. Does that make sense?
wierd-stuff-i-find: Even know it was probably another 10 feet to the door she had to have me right then. I love fucking my mom in her bed just to stick it to dad but it is his car as well so s’all good either way
laying in the middle of this would probably help me get my mind off all the pain and misery I feel without you . that huge hole in my chest that felt like a missile shot me . and as it hit me I just wanted to fall back and die . just how exact I feel
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.— Audrey Hepburn Adoro le persone che mi fanno ridere. Penso che ridere sia
proper-use-of-a-woman: I like to call it “forced relaxation.” boundkitten: I remember the first time Master ever tied me up (not just little handcuffs or something). Although it was probably a year and a half ago, I remember it so vividly. I went
When you told me it was impossible for a guy to go more than a couple weeks without cumming, I figured it was probably true. But this woman on the tease and denial board says her husband has gone over a year. Isn’t that great news? It means we don’t
I know it’s been a few days since the last caption story (The American Dream) was released, and the wait probably feels longer than it is. I know it does for me. But remember, there’s a new story coming in a week (9/27/2017) called “My
I don’t know if I’ll get tired of exhibitionism or not but for now it honestly gets me more sexually excited than anything else ever has. I think I’ll get over it eventually and then indulge on the rare occasion probably. But for now it’s absolutely
This is a little morbid.There’s this bridge in the area I play Pokemon Go. Every time I cross it, I look down, and think about jumping. Not that hard. Just long enough to remind myself that not only would it not kill me, it would probably break my bones,
jedisceptile: You can call me a fan of star vs the forces of evil. It’s not amazing but it’s very enjoyable, which is better than most shows are in their first four episodes. It’ll probably only get better as the show goes on. If you’re a fan
theblamegabe: midwest-monster: broadway antique market i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost ũ. I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now
When you’re about to make a post and TAG IT even, patting yourself on the back for actually making something and then you think– What if this isn’t original What if this isn’t interesting or clever What if it’s been done
mountainmavensandmuses: ““I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”” — Audrey Hepburn (via naturaekos)
post-faktisch: I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.Audrey Hepburn
jackbarakatsbuttblog: how-bad-do-u-want-it: afroarabia: “boys dont like it when-" "girls don’t like it when-” “people would probably like you better if-”
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
I impulsively put on a lip cream sample, because I hadn’t used it yet and found out it is identical to my lip color. Like… put it on and the only difference was that my lips were glossy and a more uniform color. Absolutely bizarre.
fuck my life, I’m probably going to have to sharpie these goddamn highlights they’re orange and it pisses me off.
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
stolligaseptember: do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
stolligaseptember:do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
okay so I got a lot of questions for some reason and I didn’t wanna clog anyones dash so I just thought this would be best. If you asked me a question but don’t see it here I added it to my queue and it will probably be posted on Saturday,
lookslikealever: Yeah it’s probably not worth it to take water with me. It’s not like I’ve been sprinting around a decently sized town fighting monsters or anything. What’s this? Hydrochloric acid. Yeah maybe I’ll need this to melt a statue
Does anyone else get irritated when they see posts/hear people talking about a game in a series or episode of a show and they say “OMG skip this one it is terrible don’t even try it” etcetc? Especially if they don’t expand on why
Interstellar was good. Probably longer than it needed to be but that’s pretty much a given for a Christopher Nolan movie. Still, it was an interesting movie
Thrifty’s pistachio ice cream is the actual best thing ever
mcnostril: A while ago, Olivia Huynh did the gems as knights, and I thought it was a pretty fun idea, so this happened.I am easily amused by putting armor on things. It’s probably why no one ever lets me near their pets (sure, it won’t be as cuddly,
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
erin-ellingson: It’s just that… I’ve been getting these really weird phone calls and… It makes me on the edge a little, you know? It’s probably nothing though… Why? Weird… Oh I just hate arguing with Jordan.
amargedom: “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” — Audrey Hepburn (via amargedom)
teapotsahoy: nonasuch: This appears to be a movie in which Batman is a manic pixie dream girl. I… I think I’m in favor of this? The shortie gloves and tap shoes are probably what put it over the top for me. confused… but I think… I’m into
geychou: and you know levi would probably have some lameass fucking url like he tried to make it ‘thecorporal’ but it was already taken so it offered a suggestion with all random numbers at the end so he’s ‘thecorporal45954486’ or something
cuntbusted: cumstarved: I once had a guy do this to me. It is probably some of the most excruciating pain I’ve ever felt. You get lured in with a false sense of security because it takes a moment to settle and then it gets all up inside your slit
Even though I know it’s probably just that damn rabbit that’s too stupid to move to another yard, it still freaks me out when Juvia sees something I don’t see outside and growls at it.
0therm32: It always gets me so horny, it’s probably because it’s taboo, she’s so young, and she’s my daughter… I always blow a giant load for her… always
psych-facts: I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person. - Audrey Hepburn
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
take your body, haunt it
So tomorrow i leave Paris! Even though i wasn’t exactly happy to come here, and i’m not exactly sad to leave, i’ll always love this city. Although it’s probably fucked me up in more ways than one, i owe it so much, it’s thanks to Paris that
fagformen: Yeah it’ll probably hut you fag when I ram it up your cunt but so far I’ve never had a fagot not want me to do it again after I’ve knocked em’ up
thelosers-club: Me: It’ll probably take a while before the IT fandom gets weird with crossovers to other fandoms…Me: Never mind.
v-ogue: d-aisyland: i want this so bad you reckon i should get this ?? message me ! I love this but I would never get it done haha it would probably hurt me to much
I really just don’t understand how to cope with this body 🙃 even tho all of you say body doesn’t matter it’s impossible for me to get a grip on.
amaranthdesires:I really just don’t understand how to cope with this body 🙃 even tho all of you say body doesn’t matter it’s impossible for me to get a grip on.
If someone were in a relationship with me they probably wouldn’t get more than a cake or dinner on their birthday. But over the year they would get 87 or so other gifts I would have ordered to them because they mentioned the liked it or wanted it
This woman is to me probably one of the greatest vocalists I have ever heard in my life. Not to mention an incredibly talented songwriter. Honestly if you do anything productive today it should be listening to this song, because it honestly left me
Fanfic: Speak Now, RWBY | FanFiction
