its probably me
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I know my boss is probably gonna kill me tomorrow, but I’m kinda in love with the way these look ðŸ˜â˜ºï¸
request for a skirt and thigh highs (which made me giggle a little because i only have one skirt and it’s longer than they probably wanted)
It probably says something about me
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it-is-safe:insomnevida: insomnevida: Can’t Help Falling In Love With You - Elvis Welcome to my living room. I got a hair cut, kill me. Also, apparently I’m alllll about posting things lately. It’s probably a phase, don’t worry. woah. that
It’s probably a picture showing off her landwhale body so fat bitches feel better about being fat bitches. I love fat bitches I used to date one but she cost three times more than myself to keep fed a month :-( but that didn’t matter to me, it was,
Me, 12 hours ago: It’s the first chapter of a new volume…it will probably go slower than we think…I doubt that Armin will show up this early…Isayama: Hold my milk tea
Good morning!!! Does anyone need a nurse this morning? I have ice for your drink and a pussy for your cock. I know it’s probably too early to drink, but it’s never to early for a fuck.
I broke my brand new fanny pack last night. It wasn’t a fanny pack, it was actually a purse but I used it as a fanny pack which is probably why it broke.
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
himbos only
jphani: do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy
I’m going through some old, old things again. Last time I did this I found probably my first fanfic ever. I think I snapped a photo and saved it on my computer - it’s somewhere, anyhow. Just now, I found another fanfic - with illustrations!
churchyardgrim:“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
As soon as I start to gain some confidence it’s shot down by you. You’ve tormented me my whole life about the way I look or how much I weigh, and I hate it. I’m probably not going to eat much, because of this and I can’t help
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
shockingly honest of me to post this but I hate not being stealth online and also hate not being able to post trans related things so I’m stuck in a cycle of “I can’t post that, I don’t want them to know I’m trans”
It amuses me that one of the most popular Christmas movies that’s played all the time on TV during the holiday season has a whole song dedicated to kidnapping and murdering Santa Claus
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
Probably the most common text I send to my siblings: Please text mom because she thinks you died.
aviculor: westbor0baptistchurch: I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me. I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film
It’s 11:33 pm wonder how long it will take me to catch up from the last time that I posted I wonder hahaha. Well fair warning to my followers you will probably be spammed by my posts tonight
emaras: if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework
I had a dream last night where I met one of my mutuals, and it was so terribly awkward. She was just not interested at all, and I was being such a little try hard… I know she is probably a really nice person in real life, but it just kinda made
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
MY BROTHER AND SISTER THINK IKE IS HOTTER THAN MARTH AND WE’RE HAVING THIS FULL BLOWN ARGUMENT SOMEONE PLS HELP BACK ME UP
if i like and reblog your posts a lot….that probably means something
Book 4 trailer realizing it’s the last trailer for the series
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
claire-murdock: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
dailysturner: “People come up to me in London. It’s weird, since it’s bigger over here, you’d expect more people to come up to me, but actually in London, I get more people. I think over here people are so used to seeing someone off the TV
bonerfart: dirtylittlefreespirit: So gay marriage has been legalized in all 50 states now, and that’s fucking fantastic. But can someone tell me what happened all of a sudden that pushed it along so fast? It seems like it happened so suddenly, kinda
imperialimpala: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
laurenjaureguis: if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework
rockinglittlebookworm: piercing-whore: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit Have fun figuring out which
happy-blood:“One day, Kurt went on for a long time and when he returned home, Frances always called him: -” Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! “. But this time, she behaved differently, she turned and grabbed the nurse. It was probably a week before Kurt killed
s0lar-bear: It’s probably obnoxious how much i love my nipple piercings lol Send in submissions!mostlyamateurs@yahoo.comSnapchat and Kik:Mostlyamateurs
capturedphotos: 8 Minutes of the Earth’s Rotation How I wish our planet’s movement was this apparent while staring at the night sky. It could probably make a lot more people realize just how tiny we are compared to this vast unexplored galaxy above
fuckyeaharriestwins: wow, the notes on this gif.. it is probably the most i’ve ever got.
badsquishybadsquishy: Stay calm, it can probably smell fear.
I know most people on here are all about reading books and whatnot, but (it’s probably no surprise) I have never actually read an entire book on my own. But I think I am going to finally change that…. even though I’ve said it before
if you get someone on omegle saying 'Wanna stroke my lizard?' it's probably me.
I should probably go shower the remains of work off me but it was a super long day and I can’t really move now that I’ve sat down
yanderechild: me: haha school’s pretty hard i’ll probably kill myself lolperson: don’t joke about suicide!!! it’s a serious issue!!!!!me: [laughing while shaking my head and puts my hand on their shoulder] …..buddy……… pal………….amigo
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high. Probably not tho since David isn’t here to get high with me. I don’t like doing it alone. The weather is nice & breezy tonight tho, so I’ll go up there either way &
Me: you know, you should probably start your HS thing, so you’ll upload it on timeAlso me: OK BUT CONSIDER PROCRASTINATE UNTIL LAST MINUTE
It’s a constant conflict. I try think of myself as a domme leaning switch. Because that is what I know. And I love my sub’s and the dynamics we create.When in all reality I’ve always been primarily submissive. Maybe one day. But probably
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
It’s impossible to sleep rn and I have to get ready for class in like 4 hours. I wonder if I’ll die in class if I just push through and don’t sleep.
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and
It’s so fun colouring ur sketches,, I’m probably doing more and I might?? show u if they’re not awful,,Anyways Peribooty, now in colour(wheatleymutual) !! i like your coloring, it’s nice and bright!
Skrillex absolutely WRECKED it last night. I wouldn’t expect otherwise. I got entirely covered in unicorn sperm and probably lost a few senses. Fine with me. I will have a nifty short video from the event coming your way :)
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
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![yanderechild: me: haha school’s pretty hard i’ll probably kill myself lolperson: don’t joke about suicide!!! it’s a serious issue!!!!!me: [laughing while shaking my head and puts my hand on their shoulder] …..buddy……… pal………….amigo](https://64.media.tumblr.com/005c2a5da4f571ee85a10b967d43b7e6/6290ac26164e697e-ba/s512x512u_c1/ee8edf11854d2fdfda748b06eea9f4b1589fc528.png)
