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sickfake:man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable
wanderingfound: stopitsgingertime: #dis bitch #hipsters are probably looking at this and thinking ‘wow this gif is so deep it SPEAKS to me it’s like a merging of space and the unknown with the familiar and tranquil water which is a metaphor for
you-a-stupid-whore: For everyone who reblogs this will be wished a very Merry Christmas from myself on Christmas day. You don’t have to be following me but it would be nice xx (I’m from Australia so it will probably arrive at a different time to
astronomy-to-zoology:Can you ID this spider for me? I live in northern Virginia and it was probably about an inch long(leg to leg). I’ve never seen anything like it before, and I’m really interested in the color and the reason four of its legs are
usedpaperplanes: stimtime: You aren’t faking unless you decided to fake it. If you’re worried you might be faking, you aren’t. I really needed this. You’re not faking it, you and your feelings are valid and real.
daddyswhore: Dad had so many rules around the house, it was almost impossible to avoid breaking one of them. If I did, he would punish me. I used to beg him to stop but now, it’s probably my favorite part of the day.
Ugh. Whenever you post a picture of your ass, all I can think about is laying back and having you plant it right over my face, forcing me to eat you out for hours on end.
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
berlin1991:i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me I will be so pretty
inoriaizawa: in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started
cjs-scribbles: “I-I meant to say nearly! It nearly bit me in half!! If it had have I probably wouldn’t be floating right next to you right now, you weenie! Be careful when you’re eatin’!”
castiel-knight-of-hell: tehzii: thelibrawrian: i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
fuckyeahtattoos: I got this piece of my pup, Luka, by Clare Hampshire from Korpus Tattoo in Brunswick, Victoria! I adopted my pup about a year and a half ago from a shelter and it’s probably the best thing to happen to me, he saved me.
mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT
shingeki-no-kyorin: weekly reminder that marco was probably the most important person in jeans life- a person who encouraged and believed in him- and he is dead. sometimes I wonder how often jean thinks about marco, and then it occurred to me it’s
I feel like I’ll never be able to escape my abusers because of the freedom of information act and stuff and probably the fact that they’re not physically hitting me or anything would make it near impossible to get a restraining order.
littlebusty: hypersexyanom: littlebusty puts all the other girls here to shame. You better never forget it or I will have to just work that cock till it belongs to me again. Hmm, erikaloveless could probably compete with littlebusty even better if
trust-me-im-adoctor: kaleidoscopicreflections: 8indfang: doritosexual-strider: pumpedupanimefan: zachlilley: so-relatable: Reblog if you’d attend!! lets do it FUDGE YEAH WE NEED THAT!!!!!!!! it would probably end with deaths and brutal beatings
sheiswanton: my-wanton-self: I don’t know if there are other women like me who find a man’s hands to be one of the biggest turn-ons. I’m not sure if it’s a visual thing, or the thought of what he can do with them. It’s probably a combination
Haaiii I’ve been very busy with university so I’ll be honest, this space will probably be pretty slow going. I’ve been going & going nonstop 🤪 But vbros is still very close to my heart 💖 I’m in waiting-patiently-mode
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and
rydenarmani: I have a new set up on GodsGirls called Stellar and it’s probably one of my favorite I’ve ever done! @mikeyflorkin shot this & it was one of the first shoots he’s ever shot for me! Head over to GodsGirls to see all 22 of my sets!
Today, I passed the hospital that I was sent to during my car accident. If I was by myself I probably would have broken into tears because it really hit me that I should have been dead from that accident. I think that mellowed me out a lot and having
thislifeintransit: this was (and probably will always be) the last time i took a photo in this spot of a car i owned. it always gave me a gorgeous backdrop. gotta find my new “go-to” spot in massachusetts. pentax me super - 50mm f1.8 / fujifilm
sensitivewhiteboy: If you catch me staring at something pretty that’s probably me having a mental debate over whether or not to instagram it
appenis: An old favourite for throwback Thursday! Yes you’ve probably seen it before, but it’s of me!!
mitunas-choice-rump: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT
thesolitaryfaery: I get crushes on girls really easily. It’s terrible. Chances are if you’re a girl and you were nice to me more than once I have probably fantasized about holding your hand.
the-last-hair-bender: theloneliestshipper: marumigamer: pepplemint: Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME
Sorry just had to share my rant because i saw something on Facebook that made me beyond pissed off.
kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE
gaytopstraight: “Fuck, should I tell him that I’m straight and virgin before or after he fucks me?If I tell him before he may take it slow on me but if I don’t tell him at all he will probably think that I’m one of the many muscular fags hungry
spock-is-amused: narutosexmagic666: this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get
No more bourbon before bed for me. Well. No, it’ll probably be fine. I’m sure it’ll work itself out.
private-pufferfish: cool and hip compliments to give 2 ppl u look cute like a nice bowl of yummy noodles i love your writing it reminds me of nice summer days your eyeliner is so neat and sharp it could probably dismantle the patriarchy you look like
Fuck. I’ve never been this upset with myself. I fucking ruin everything. Can’t even describe how I feel right now. You probably think it was our fault but it’s not. I just fuck everything up. Wish I had a rewind button. I’m sorry.
transboymichael: aesthetic: blasting weightless by all time low through my headphones as i walk through a crowd with my sunglasses, head held high. maybe its not my weekend. even though it is a weekday. and it probably will not be my year but i love
daddys-littlesluts: “Just take a seat next to my sister”, your brother said. “I’m going to try and find it. It’s probably gonna take a while so make yourself at home”. You don’t have to tell me twice. I grabbed the remote and put on the
lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure
fantasydaddymiami: ESPN Mike and Mike were talking about how it’s a bad idea to buy your wife a stripper pole for mothers day. All I could think of is how much cummbunny would probably love it. darfin bought me mine for our anniversary hahaha
yesterday darfin slept over, he picked me up from work and we went to see dr strange (it was meh) and then we went back to my house and I was super shaky because I had low blood sugar so he got me snacks and we watched videos until I stopped being shaky
wincestmakesmecry: #the way he jogs to catch up is killing me #because he’s so tall #a few full strides at normal speed and he probably would’ve caught up anyway #but it’s making me think of them when they were younger and sam really would have
I s2fg this maintenance man will kill me one day
my mom found this old photo of when i was probably like a month or so old, SHE WANTED ME TO SHARE IT CAUSE SHE WAS BEING SAPPY LMAOlook at this wrinkly thing, i still have a big head too tbh :P
lifther2: michelleameliab: lifther2: fortheloveoflightening: Well… Is it? It is :) Probably just me 😏😈 Not just you :)
