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Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
laurenethedream:Only a total attention whore would go out for a dog walk like this.
sparkie-gal got to meet my pussy! (And lick it!)
How to finish anything if you’re this cute my love?
SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
lunatrap: why do i make porn? :D believe it or not, this is a therapy for me, i have a very low self esteem, and when my self esteem is fine , is extremely easy to take it down, making porn helped me to not take my own life once, it was when i was transi
makokitten: I posted this photo of reapersun, alicexz, and me the other day, but for some reason my camera just couldn’t handle reapersun’s true form, so I took down the original image and edited it slightly (just a Photoshop filter here and there,
knight-of-despair: sai-kyou: actual-levi: mikunopolis: isaykonnichiwa: by edamame note i wanna say it It hurts not to say it oh god i’m trying not to AND ON THAT DAY HUMANITY RECEIVED A GRIM REMEOWNDER
believe it or not, this is just a #hyped up #doodle. That’s when I’m just fucking around, not intending to make anything good and I do. So I threw a lil color on it and I was messing with teams I like. Not that I can draw them for shit =P
omg, Rat finally finished some art? And it’s not pony?! Is it the end of the world?Long overdue bunny waifu picture! I tried a couple of new things with this one, I’m not quite sure yet if they work out or not. But I hope you guys enjoy the picture
nitrodraws: nitrodraws: Okay, well it seems like this will work out, so let’s give it a go! It’ll begin this Saturday (15th) and end a week later (22nd), although it’s not a super-strict deadline or anything, but try to aim to be done by that
WARNING: This pic contains watersports lolor smthand I was so unsure whether to post it or not, if u like such stuff…too bad lol I’ll prolly never POST such thing again unless there rly r ppl who’d like to see more??? IDKand sry to all the
BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…
potentialforart: It’s my friend’s birthday today so I drew a little picture for her <33. Believe it or not, this took me a long time because my tablet decided not to work half the time. I hope it’s just a wire problem..
inkyopolis: Alright, chapter 5 of Heatwave is now up! it is not all of ‘act 2′ of the story, but i wanted to get something up sooner rather than later (this was edited quickly so, if you spot any mistakes, please let me know!). things get a bit more
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
You have no right to call this childish. This is a group that has suffered so many losses, fought through the toughest of issues and stuck together even as their number went down. This is a group of 13 amazing men who were nothing more than an experiment
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
allonsysaidhe: ”Listen, I’m flattered, really, but I’m not this doctor bloke you’re going on about. Funny though, you’re not the first person to ask me that. But you’re wasting your time I’m afraid; I’m not him.”
seulgiwlw: My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this
spiffybug:bodhimcbodeface:I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn’t doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that
danimilf77: Believe it or not this is a dress and I wear it out in public… It is not that see through when the weather is cloudy LOL
ah well it took longer than usual but I hit the “I need to get out of this fucking house” moment. because my parents left food out in the open and my dog keeps trying to get at it and IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE FOOD IN A PANTRY
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
breastforce:So the news of Tuca & Bertie being cancelled was the first time I had ever heard of it, so so decided to give it a shot.And good god, this show is a lot. It’s not the sort of thing that’s for everyone, but it being cancelled is absolutely
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
rp-starters-ask-box-fillers: What do you think about my portrayal? 👎 - it’s not good 👇 - not that bad, but definitelly could use some improvement 👌 - it’s ok, but there’s some space to improve ✋ - your character’s personality is too
dance-like-a-tree: if you have the gif of Garnet shrugging can you tag it to this post so I can get it thank you this one?
jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
theadoracleopatra: “To apply for this job, dial this number” And what the fuck then? It’s not much use giving step one without a step two. I can’t do tasks without having clear step-by-step instructions or a script.
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4k-ultra: therealjacksepticeye: vegetasvajayjay: There’s a fake PewDiePie going around on Omegle coercing girls to take off their clothes on camera. My friend just sent this picture to me (She didn’t fall for it, thankfully). It’s NOT @pewdie.
spooky-thera: luckied: Chuckling, Jean shook his head, glancing under the sheet at himself. “If it was any other time, this would be, but it’s not.” He lowered the sheet just enough to his waist, giving Zane a tempting view. “When it comes to
venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might
misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b: krislapis: notmysecret: FUCK This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.
misterclarkrogers: kemoyzang: Never thought of it that way?🤔 this has 280,000 notes my lord in heaven y'all there is no such thing as a damn soulmate. There is no such thing! It’s not even a fairy tale like I’m not even gonna let it be that
sassking-trevor: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. #i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and
kingjaffejoffer: enlightenedsilverking: sobeitjay: sobeitjay: sobeitjay: Idk Angie this vid aint really helping Disclaimer: I do not condone or support his Asian comment Disclaimer 2: also i got this from twitter i did not go scavenging tryna make
onto-mordor: misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b: krislapis: notmysecret: FUCK This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day. @tangelojack
cdpwork: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. this is my answer to privacy
ms-curves: Submitted by denier69: I do hope you like this set, everything about it seems to be you! It is pretty, definitely. Not Quite Naked tweets outstanding portfolio photos daily @nqnu
koalatea:Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit
I don’t sleep much these days My eyes are tired, but I’m not likely to comply There’s a space in my mind But your no longer occupying that space It ain’t easy to fill it with memories Actually it gets harder everyday But, thats
nexttoziam: Okay so this interview proves that management are controlling the boys and what is said in interviews. Not much people believe twitter accounts and stuff. but here we have live proof of someone telling the guy what not to say. He got
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
superfluousssam:tinyglowingtardis:unite4humanity:micdotcom:Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizesThis is the face of humanity.I LIKE THIS CAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE “LETS ‘FIX’ THIS DEAF PERSON”IT’S LIKE “LET’S DO A NICE
kafk-a: “Back at the house it is filled with longing, nothing to carry longing away. I look back over my life. I try to find analogies. There are none. I have longed for people before, I have loved people before. Not like this. It was not this. Give
a-doctor-not-a-fangirl:This Year by The Mountain Goats // Dishes in the Sink by David Showalter
So I was just kinda doodling around and this happened. Not sure if I wanna keep playing with it or not.. by the way, she’s not a vampire or anything, I just use the upper and lower canine teeth as guidelines.
alexstark-the-hunter: FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO
dallonvveekes: frickgerard: thespoopyapostle: sk3tchboy2e: hoaran: this isnt a blog this is art This isn’t a blog this is gospel. This isn’t a blog it’s a god damn arms race This isn’t a blog its an idea Too soon
dickscentedroses: hijabby: hijabby: Not to start a war or anything, but ya realize interracial relationships don’t need a white person, at all. This post started a war. Let it. PEOPLE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN ASSPIT OF A WEBSITE WILL LITERALLY FIGHT
coreyphoenix:tinyglowingtardis:unite4humanity:micdotcom:Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizesThis is the face of humanity.I LIKE THIS CAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE “LETS ‘FIX’ THIS DEAF PERSON”IT’S LIKE “LET’S DO A NICE THING
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